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lmfao, he's mask off now. he's not even try to larp as me anymore. that's how fucking sad he is kek

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i love how his impersonation of me is inconsistent. there are these weird random intervals between him acting like me while using my faildox as his edf "arkomia" account persona and him talking to me like he's responding to me and not larping as me :story: .

he just doesn't care at this point because the average user of EDF has the same intelligence as the average user on kiwifarms a.k.a dumbasses who will believe in anything like this moron
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oh my lord...
 
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i love how his impersonation of me is inconsistent. there are these weird random intervals between him acting like me while using my faildox as his edf "arkomia" account persona and him talking to me like he's responding to me and not larping as me :story: .

he just doesn't care at this point because the average user of EDF has the same intelligence as the average user on kiwifarms a.k.a dumbasses who will believe in anything like this moron
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oh my lord...
If it doesn't bother you why do you keep bringing it up? 🤔
 
As a website that's bound to be subjected to semi-frequent outages, you might find yourself questioning if it's worth hitting F5 to see if we're online so you can resume your shitposting.
Well wonder no more.
There are multiple website uptime monitoring services that you can use to receive real-time updates on whether Onion Farms is up or down.

None of them are associated with this site and you're of course free to source one of your own choosing, but here are some solid options:
Uptime Robot
Status Cake
Sematext Synthetics

 
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Turkey is an excellent country as far as it's cultural output and I for one am tired of the cockroach memes since they commit at least 37% less sodomy than their inferior neighbor, Greece, which is a very based starting point.

This is meant to be a place of cultural exchange.
And yes, I tagged @SSj_Ness already, so you derivative cunts can calm down.
To start, I for one heavily appreciate the musical genre that is Anatolian Rock.
Think 60's psychedelia mixed with Arabic influence 🤌🏽


Secondly, the Turkish created the most beautiful and perfect love song ever.
You literally can not name a song that touches on the spirit of love this well, regardless of language.


Third, tell me another song in any language which captures the human spirit like this. Bombs going off in the background, chickens in the foreground, all the while accepting the nobility of our collective futility. Get fucking real

Water-wheel, why do you moan?
For I've troubles, I moan.
I fell in love with the lord,
That is why I moan.

My name is troubled water-wheel,
My water flows pure,
Thus, as the Lord wishes,
For I've troubles, I moan.

They found me on a mountain,
They broke my arms and wings,
They found me fit for a water-wheel,
For I've troubles, I moan.

I'm a tree of a mountain,
Neither sweet, nor bitter,
I'm thankful to the Lord,
For I've troubles, I moan.

They cut off my branches,
Destroyed all my order, Yet,
I'm an unwearied poet,
For I've troubles, I moan.

I take my water from below,
I turn and pour it high,
See how I suffer, For I've troubles,
I moan.

Yunus comes and finds no joy here,
The tree will never grow,
No one remains in this mortal world,
For I've troubles, I moan
 
I've got a topic I've been itching to write about and discuss, but I'm somewhat trepidatious to do anything but shitpost on a site where a broom might turn into an eraser at any given moment.
Should I tell you all about the fascinating world of internet using hobos or save it for Kiwi Farms?
 
I would like to be enlightened on internet-using hobos, for sure.
I mean, they sound like they're more amusing than the scary ones in the wilds of the city backstreets that try to follow you home or get into your car with you.
 
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