Why are there no female minions?

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

It appears that the M in Minion is for misogyny.

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

Or male. It's because minions are gay lol. Idk though, maybe they breed like piccolo.

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

Or male

But they all have male names such as Dave, Carl etc. I assume they don't reproduce and Gru just spawns them in his lab. Maybe he's the real misogynist, he chose not to create any females

 

[polonium]

Because they are fictional characters from a children's movie.

 

[Constant]

He couldn’t trust them not to act up

(they do anyways)

 

[Bisabo(lol)]

But they all have male names such as Dave, Carl etc. I assume they don't reproduce and Gru just spawns them in his lab. Maybe he's the real misogynist, he chose not to create any females

Wasn't the joke that it was kinda a cheap copypasta clone job resulting in exact replicas or am I thinking of another mad scientist/supervillain?

I'm with Crimson on the weird ass Namek reproduction. Even if that (and that alone) almost ruined the mean green spaceman(s) for me back then. Bodyhorror was different for baby bisabo.
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By the time Cell rolls around I was just like some fucking weird shit man, but Red Ribbon Army's back bby.

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

I thought they were hired and not created or something but it's been a minute since I seen any of the movies.

 

[Bisabo(lol)]

I thought they were hired and not created or something but it's been a minute since I seen any of the movies.

Minion Order Catalogue ads.

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

Minion Order Catalogue ads.

Like mail order bride websites, but worse

 

[ecto_chasm]

they would get r8p3d, duhhh. those minions are all obvious sex perverts, i.e. their obsession with teh phallic fruit banana.

Because they are fictional characters from a children's movie.

technically accurate but not a fun or silly answer.

 

[polonium]

technically accurate but not a fun or silly answer.

In the context of the thread it is unexpected and out of place so arguably it's the only fun or silly answer.