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Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Which lolcow will Kill Null?

Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
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An Onion Among Onions
The WARCHEST has been emptied, Null wants the internet to know that he is COMBAT READY, which lolcow will take the bait?

Christina Chan
I feel like Chris has disowned Null and moved on with her life. Null is safe from Chris. However, if humanity recognises Chris as the God she truly is, cultists could kill Null as an offering.
Chance of Survival 90%

Nick Rekaka and the League of Uninteresting Individuals
Null is weak against men who can get girlfriends, the lads will join forces and use the power of friendship to ultimately defeat Null.
Chance of Survival 0.08%

Asian men.
He spends so much money on Asian men.
Chance of Survival 10%

Keffals
I had great hope for Keffals, he came closer to Total Farms Destruction than any other troon, but that was a different time and a different Lukas. Keffals is a heavily medicated anti gun, communist, but unlike Josh he does appear to leave the house occasionally, which gives him an advantage.
Chance of Survival 40%

Dracenlord
Everyone knows that Nulls core is located below his pizza crop, just above his foregut, Dracenlord could use hot cheese to traverse his AT field and take that MFer down with a few shivs of the progknife. If Null does manage to get to Central Dogma, it could cause the Third Impact, bringing forth the dimensional merge, killing us all.
Chance of Survival 30%

Liz Fong Jones
Jones ain’t got the Stones.
Chance of Survival 100%

Amberlyn Reid.
Despite her size, Amber is capable of short bursts of high speed, she has a wide spread, and could deflect Nulls light attacks with a barrel roll. If Null manages to save three Nova Bombs for their encounter, he could win.
50% Survival Rate

Penelope of the Tranch.
Penelope is proficient with weapons, can handle rough terrain and has a whole graveyard of Llamas in his name. Pens Hubris could work against him, the troon would be inclined to toy with Null, hunting and terrorising him through the foodcourts of Palatka Florida, Null could use this to his advantage and MAYBE take Penelope.
Chance of Survival 0.000001%
 
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Amberlyn Reid.
Despite her size, Amber is capable of short bursts of high speed, she has a wide spread, and could deflect Nulls light attacks with a barrel roll. If Null manages to save three Nova Bombs for their encounter, he could win.
50% Survival Rate
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She should sit on him.
 
youthful_ shannel said:
Liz Fong Jones
Jones ain’t got the Stones.
Chance of Survival 100%
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Ching Fong Foon evolves into xir's final form and attacks Null!
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It won't be a lolcow. It'll be a random tranny that really bought into the Drop Kiwi Farms rhetoric. So a Keffals fan.
Keffals won and will win again
 
Joshua will go out in blazing glory in a Waco-style siege against the IRS, ATF, FBI, CIA, and other 3 letter criminal organizations, fighting to the bitter end against the government, trannies, and government trannies.

Well, at least that's how it plays out in his head as he vigorously fucks his pussy with a bad dragon dildo.
 
LolClue?

Colonel Gunt in the cuckshack with the sock of silver coins
Rekieta Esq. in the Mooncompound with the Baldo
Mershter Plum in the street with the out for repo BMW
Lady Amberlynn in the Mcdonalds with the fat roll [He dies happy]

On a serious note is anyone keeping track of just how much money Josh spends on Asian men?
 
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