What's your favorite part of Onionfarms? Also how's your day been?

[Pepsi Man]

I personally really like the people here, you guys are neat!

 

[polonium]

Urmom's Bottom is a dank bog, divided down the centre by a vast ravine filled with sticky mud that sucks down whatever gets trapped in it. Slightly to the north is Urmom's Hole, a deep crevasse which filles the air with the stench of rotting fish. Nobody who ventures in has ever lived to tell the tale.

Adventurers willing to take the risk can visit either one for a modest fee, but if you go from the bottom to the hole you have to pay $20 extra