Null/Kiwifarms Satire & Speculation what is this lolcow?

[unyuns]

what is this? this forum die. this forum die because more drama than onion talk. what is lolcow? we farm we garden we onion why the lolcow? lolcow is cow farm? Do we beef and milk here why is onion farm if not onion farming?

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

Huh. Never thought of it that way

 

[unyuns]

i do not understan lolcow. i am here for ONION farming tips? there is none. what is this?

 

[Kiwi Kitty]

i feel like im having a seizure reading what youre trying to waffle about..

 

[unyuns]

i feel like im having a seizure reading what youre trying to waffle about..

WHAT IS LOLCOW?

 

[unyuns]

why is laugh cow public figure

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

why is laugh cow public figure

No idea tbh

 

[unyuns]

No idea tbh

i am not know stickers but the sticker is laugh. so you have sticker.

 

[Kiwi Kitty]

WHAT IS public figure?

cum

 

[unyuns]

cum

i do not think correct.

 

[Bisabo(lol)]

A lolcow is your contemptible, weird as fuck neighbor screaming about *current thing* at three am , instead of sleeping. Bonus points if they are making a hilarious spectacle of himself/herself where you can screenshot it and share.

Also be sure to amend your soil and clear out any grass roots before planting your onion starts, so your baby onions can focus on growing and not struggle against compacted soil.

 

[unyuns]

Also be sure to amend your soil and clear out any grass roots before planting your onion starts, so your baby onions can focus on growing and not struggle against compacted soil.

YOU KNOW ONION GOOD! PATCHES CLEAR. GARLIC AND ONION FOR ME!

A lolcow is your contemptible, weird as fuck neighbor screaming about *current thing* at three am , instead of sleeping. Bonus points if they are making a hilarious spectacle of himself/herself where you can screenshot it and share.

thank for lolcow information to avail!

 

[Crimson Fucker]

ESL

 

[Crimson Fucker]

i do not understan lolcow. i am here for ONION farming tips? there is none. what is this?

Wrong site. This site is about farming kiwis. The site kiwifarms is about farming onions. Pretty confusing, I know. There was a war between the farmers and we stole each other's domains and the joke stuck. Try kiwifarms.st if you want to learn tips on how to farm onions.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

WHAT IS LOLCOW?

We farm cows for meat milk and cheese too because their domain got taken down and they were a partner site, so they migrated here and fused the farms together since kiwis and cows are typically on the same farms. Lolcow (lol = lots of love) basically means we use it for milk and not meat but if you want a good meat recipe for cows check my signature.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

why is laugh cow public figure

Lolcow means lots of love cow in this case and we have the best bovines as celebrities we dress up in people clothing do videos with and create backstories for. We give them all this positive attention to make the best milk.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

i am not know stickers but the sticker is laugh. so you have sticker.

We can make bio degradable stickers out of kiwi skins but if you go to the other site they made a recipe for the elixir of immortality using onions.

 

[Kiwi Kitty]

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why

 

[Kiwi Kitty]

i do not think correct.

sorry unyun..

 

[unyuns]

you want a good meat recipe for cows check my signature.

i do not cow pussy

sorry unyun..

thank you for synpathie

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