Far East and Oceania Reports of Kim Jong Un Sinking into Alcoholism, Chain Smoking and Gobbling Foreign Cheese

[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]

According to intel reports, Kim Jong Un has become increasingly incompetent at running the country as he reportedly drinks night and day, chain-smokes foreign cigarettes and stuffs his face with foreign imported cheese. He has reportedly given up his diet.

According to South Korea’s National Intelligence Service with assistance from AI: Kim Jong Un now weighs 140 Kilograms (about 310 pounds) on his 5-foot-7-inch frame. That’s up about 50 pounds from the weight to which he had descended while on the diet more than two years ago.

Many of his duties have been taken over by his younger sister Kim Yo Jong. Kim's sister has been behind the scenes for some time and is poised as being the most likely successor if Kim Jung Un becomes totally incapacitated or passes away.

People keeping an eye on Kim Jong Un are noticing a resemblance between Kim Jong Un and Elvis Presley. When Presley died in 1977, he was 5 feet 10 inches tall and weighed 350 pounds. He was 42 years old. North Korea is reported looking for medication to deal with insomnia according to a report by the director of South Korea's National Intelligence Service:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/kim-y...m-jong-un-morphs-into-vegas-era-elvis-presley

 

[Firegirl26]

What about his daughter? She’s been in the limelight for the past year. There are rumors that she will be the replacement when he’s gone.

 

[The Gays From LA]

What about his daughter? She’s been in the limelight for the past year. There are rumors that she will be the replacement when he’s gone.

I don't think these communists would ever accept a female leader. For all their talk about male and female workers being equal under communism, their leaders are always male.

Milka Planinc was Prime Minister of Yugoslavia for a few years in the 1980s.

I believe she was the only woman to become the head of a sovereign government in any communist state.

Khertek Anchimaa-Toka was the chairwoman of the Tuvan SSR in the 1940s. Tuvan is a little state on the Russia-Mongolia border, now part of the Russian Federation.

Anna Pauker was Foreign Secretary of Romania in the 1940s and 1950s.

Women on the whole made almost zero progress in the political structures of communist states. They were dismal at advancing women to the top posts compared to their Western capitalist competitors.

Margaret Bondfield, Ellen Wilkinson, Florence Horsburgh, Judith Hart, Barbara Castle, Shirley Williams, and of course Mrs T had all reached cabinet rank in the UK by the 1970s. Way ahead of anything on the other side of the Iron Curtain.

Was/is any communist leader female?

Answer (1 of 6): Milka Planinc was Prime Minister of Yugoslavia for a few years in the 1980s. I believe she was the only woman to become the head of a sovereign government in any communist state. Khertek Anchimaa-Toka was the chairwoman of the Tuvan SSR in the 1940s. Tuvan is a little state on ...

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[VAIDS Victim]

he reportedly drinks night and day, chain-smokes foreign cigarettes and stuffs his face with foreign imported cheese

OMG he's literally me!!!

 

[AnusSquirt69]

Many of his duties have been taken over by his younger sister Kim Yo Jong. Kim's sister has been behind the scenes for some time and is poised as being the most likely successor if Kim Jung Un becomes totally incapacitated or passes away.

Yaaasss Queen! SLAY!!!!

 

[Crimson Fucker]

An incompetent communist leader taking advantage of his position to reap the benefits of capitalism? Imagine my shock.

 

[Colonel O'Neill]

I've heard rumors of Kim Yo Jong being on meth. Not sure if those rumors are true, but I wouldn't be surprised if they were or not.