Null/Kiwifarms Satire & Speculation Null Hathaway

[Betelgeuse]

That means either kiwis are camping out here and running to tattle so they can defend m'lady null's honour, or it means they're using kiwi farms gifs and emojis in messages, probably with other kiwis, and found them organically and were so offended they had to complain.

Not sure which is more pathetic

Gotta be both.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Suggestions for null edits? Fat bastard comes to mind off the top of my head. Or Jonny elbows. Or you could face swap both cobra and null because their names are both josh. Maybe dan Schneider or a pig if that works.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Suggestions for null edits? Fat bastard comes to mind off the top of my head. Or Jonny elbows. Or you could face swap both cobra and null because their names are both josh. Maybe dan Schneider or a pig if that works.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Bumping with some stuff that was scattered elsewhere

Context was being questioned about the money after the lolsuit fundraiser

From the Cheese Wars era.
Translation:
"My you sure are round even for an American"
"You should really eat some fiber or you'll be very constipated later"
"Anyway, see you later cheese boy"

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

 

[Crimson Fucker]

I don't care about this

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

I am upset about someone sticker bombing me

Happens to the spergiest of us, I understand.
You could always turn off the notifications for them so your dopamine supply isn't negatively impacted

 

[Crimson Fucker]

I'm angry my crush doesn't actually like me

I'm not going to fuck you stop asking

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

I'm unwilling to address how upset I am about stickers

I get it bro. Dopamine addiction is a real thing. I'll pray that Allah (SWT) lifts this burden from you