My personal reaction to the opening Olympic ceremony

[Jack]

A true story:

(My phone rings)

My Sister: Hey, did you see the opening ceremony of the Olympics? Some faggot did a thing where they mocked Christianity and had testicles near small children and drags queens, blah blah (I spaced out, I honestly don't remember what she described to me because nothing that the sexual deviants of the Western world do shocks me anymore)

Me: Nobody watches the Olympics, the Olympics are fucking gay. Stop calling me about stupid shit.

Me: (slams my phone down because I'm literally the only person I know that still has a house phone that I'm able to slam down)

 

[mtil]

is your sister hot?

 

[Jack]

is your sister hot?

No but I think I'm being biased because she's my FUCKIN SISTER

 

[Gargamel]

Me: (slams my phone down because I'm literally the only person I know that still has a house phone that I'm able to slam down)

Remember these?

 

[Jack]

Remember these?

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I still have an answering machine that uses a TAPE

 

[Gargamel]

I still have an answering machine that uses a TAPE

I have the phone in the picture, but I haven't seen a tape answering machine in probably 20 years.