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So there's this gormless oaf whose boorish conduct sears a doleful look on my already haggard features
Hellovan Onion
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I can't believe null would buy a bad dragon cat dildo to try to try to plagiarize and make the penis design look more juvenile.
Don't forget when null said he was glad his cat died in the house fire. It reminds me of this one incel.is post I found where a guy let his cat out purposely to get hit by a car because it was a femoid cat and "deserved it".
Maybe @Meowsolini but he's a gay furry so it's okay.
Somehow the thing that pisses me off the most is silicone toys will melt if you don't keep them in separate bags so putting them together like this is damaging them. All that money and you can't even take care of them properly.
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That's not the point... Account opened and is posting a thread in dead lolcows. And nobody knows if he's dead. And the person isn't a lolcow. COuldn't possibly be considered a lolcow... why does this thread exist?
Does this look like the frontpage of a "lolcow website" to you or does it look more like the frontpage of reddit?
Reddit farms.
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So there's this gormless oaf whose boorish conduct sears a doleful look on my already haggard features
Hellovan Onion
Well. That fact creates some interesting imagery of it fusing with the individual's orifices
"Have you tried turning it off and on again, mrs sir oh goodness gracious me?"
I can get owning a silicone dick or two, but that's real fucking excessive.
Imagine the storage nightmare and being the person waiting for this nigga to find the dick they wanted to use that night.
Reason: ETA: the ear-looking one at the top confuses me so much.
>He doesn't know how to use the three seashells
I'm the one with a girth certificate
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I will not take meds and you people literally cannot handle how based I am
Every fucking idiot that's here because they were denied dopamine once should figure out literally anything else to do with themselves.
How fucking embarrassing to feel hurt because a middle aged sperg forum sperg admin didn't fall in love with your BPD shit personality.
I don't like Josh but he's based sometimes
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I'll come there and make your boyfriend watch while we have consensual sexy time.
Go crawling back to KF on your knees, you're fucking fat and lost
Whoever owns them all should arrange them together in the rough shape of a humanoid and let them all melt together forming a silicone animal cock-monster golem and leave it in his front yard as a lawn decoration.
Reason: If he's Jewish and prays real hard or something maybe it will come (pun intended?) to life and protect his house.
Meanwhile, in the Kiwifarms group DMs...
Hadrada
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Imagine taking Nulls advice on women.
Im trying to think if there is anyone worse but even if you are a fullblown incel you are better of taking the advice of almost any redpill grifter then Null. Their advice is gonna boil down to: Don't date 304s, chase success and go to the gym.
While Null on the other hand says shit like: Don't go to the gym only gays like fit men, sluts don't exist, just be nice guy and eventually a woman will date you.
R9KS
Remarkable Onion
Didn't you know running a website gives you special powers of insight and reasoning beyond mere humans?Imagine taking Nulls advice on women.
This is the sticking point. While you don't really need to go to the gym to get fit (weights are pretty cheap), and sluts do exist*, "being nice" is not joshys forte. The broom does seem to have a rather "groyper" sense of entitlement. Let's be realistic, and I'm not claiming to be... George Clooney? I don't know, but let's look at the brooms chances of finding a beard... um... mother sub... wife, I mean wife: No skills, no interests (outside being a tit online), legal problems (on going for the foreseeable future), I think that's going to be a problem, don't you?
It's academic anyway. joshy isn't going to meet an IRL woman (joshy at the singles bar, nah). And he can't trust anyone he meets online. Plus he's a queer, y'know?
*There is a joke I will tell, just so you get the idea I'm getting at: What is the difference between a Bitch and a 'Ho?
A 'Ho will fuck everybody... a Bitch will fuck everybody... but YOU. If you hate "sluts", you are just bitter they didn't want to fuck you. And that really does say something about you.
Normally I wanna believe they end up posted by mistake or it was some rando fupa, but Kiwi Ladies are something else.
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So there's this gormless oaf whose boorish conduct sears a doleful look on my already haggard features
Hellovan Onion
was gonna say that Lidl must've done this, but then I realised it could be literally any user because kiwifags are all fatties with rage
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Imagine taking Nulls advice on women.
Im trying to think if there is anyone worse but even if you are a fullblown incel you are better of taking the advice of almost any redpill grifter then Null. Their advice is gonna boil down to: Don't date 304s, chase success and go to the gym.
While Null on the other hand says shit like: Don't go to the gym only gays like fit men, sluts don't exist, just be nice guy and eventually a woman will date you.
What do?
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Remarkable Onion
Respect for the even lines and grouping by color at least.
Resolution doesn't help, but I have a hard time even figuring out how some of these are supposed to be used.I can get owning a silicone dick or two, but that's real fucking excessive.
Imagine the storage nightmare and being the person waiting for this nigga to find the dick they wanted to use that night.