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Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0
- Thread starter Crimson Fucker
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These threads cover general gossip and interacting with Kiwifarms (openly calling them out).
Well. That fact creates some interesting imagery of it fusing with the individual's orifices
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
"Have you tried turning it off and on again, mrs sir oh goodness gracious me?"
I can get owning a silicone dick or two, but that's real fucking excessive.
Imagine the storage nightmare and being the person waiting for this nigga to find the dick they wanted to use that night.
Reason: ETA: the ear-looking one at the top confuses me so much.
>He doesn't know how to use the three seashells
I'm the one with a girth certificate
fag0t
Hellovan Onion
I will not take meds and you people literally cannot handle how based I am
Every fucking idiot that's here because they were denied dopamine once should figure out literally anything else to do with themselves.
How fucking embarrassing to feel hurt because a middle aged sperg forum sperg admin didn't fall in love with your BPD shit personality.
I don't like Josh but he's based sometimes
@Home Depot Bucket
I'll come there and make your boyfriend watch while we have consensual sexy time.
Go crawling back to KF on your knees, you're fucking fat and lost
Whoever owns them all should arrange them together in the rough shape of a humanoid and let them all melt together forming a silicone animal cock-monster golem and leave it in his front yard as a lawn decoration.
Reason: If he's Jewish and prays real hard or something maybe it will come (pun intended?) to life and protect his house.
Meanwhile, in the Kiwifarms group DMs...
Hadrada
Remarkable Onion
Imagine taking Nulls advice on women.
Im trying to think if there is anyone worse but even if you are a fullblown incel you are better of taking the advice of almost any redpill grifter then Null. Their advice is gonna boil down to: Don't date 304s, chase success and go to the gym.
While Null on the other hand says shit like: Don't go to the gym only gays like fit men, sluts don't exist, just be nice guy and eventually a woman will date you.
Didn't you know running a website gives you special powers of insight and reasoning beyond mere humans?Imagine taking Nulls advice on women.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
This is the sticking point. While you don't really need to go to the gym to get fit (weights are pretty cheap), and sluts do exist*, "being nice" is not joshys forte. The broom does seem to have a rather "groyper" sense of entitlement. Let's be realistic, and I'm not claiming to be... George Clooney? I don't know, but let's look at the brooms chances of finding a beard... um... mother sub... wife, I mean wife: No skills, no interests (outside being a tit online), legal problems (on going for the foreseeable future), I think that's going to be a problem, don't you?
It's academic anyway. joshy isn't going to meet an IRL woman (joshy at the singles bar, nah). And he can't trust anyone he meets online. Plus he's a queer, y'know?
*There is a joke I will tell, just so you get the idea I'm getting at: What is the difference between a Bitch and a 'Ho?
A 'Ho will fuck everybody... a Bitch will fuck everybody... but YOU. If you hate "sluts", you are just bitter they didn't want to fuck you. And that really does say something about you.
Normally I wanna believe they end up posted by mistake or it was some rando fupa, but Kiwi Ladies are something else.
was gonna say that Lidl must've done this, but then I realised it could be literally any user because kiwifags are all fatties with rage
Improve myself and have some self respect or be a basement dweller that sane women are rightly repulsed by...View attachment 51388
Imagine taking Nulls advice on women.
Im trying to think if there is anyone worse but even if you are a fullblown incel you are better of taking the advice of almost any redpill grifter then Null. Their advice is gonna boil down to: Don't date 304s, chase success and go to the gym.
While Null on the other hand says shit like: Don't go to the gym only gays like fit men, sluts don't exist, just be nice guy and eventually a woman will date you.
What do?
Dindu Nuffin
Nigress/Nigresses LGBTIAQ2SP+ BLM Ukraine Palestine Defund The Police BBW
Remarkable Onion
Respect for the even lines and grouping by color at least.
Resolution doesn't help, but I have a hard time even figuring out how some of these are supposed to be used.I can get owning a silicone dick or two, but that's real fucking excessive.
Imagine the storage nightmare and being the person waiting for this nigga to find the dick they wanted to use that night.
Dindu Nuffin
Nigress/Nigresses LGBTIAQ2SP+ BLM Ukraine Palestine Defund The Police BBW
Remarkable Onion
>unironically a great voice to listen to if you have no strong male role model
A NEET raised by a single mother is unironically a great substitute for a strong male role model? He needs to work on making his trolls more believable.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
I thought it was "policy" to bug the shit out of the jannies, whining about neggie negs. Unless you're lidl...
Anyway, what will be the final solution for the AR problem?
Rez
Ladmin
I can't even make it past the front page anymore
& with the thread basically restored , I'm going to give up my broom , my association with the site has led to a few bad faith actors having an excuse to go after it . I rather not do that to Kung Fu Kenny , on top of that it's just too wild for me to casually keep up , the other jannies have to tell me what's really going on cause I've been checked out for a while now. better to have someone around that wants to improve the site again.