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8. Islam Kengle
Islam Kengle is probably one of the more obscure of Kengles, while it has an interesting aspect of Kengle's usually hidden religious beliefs it comes to a lot of his works it's often just an added sub-plot which isn't really explored. He seems to be an agnostic with Kengle being a strong Christian with the beliefs that it's better to live with what's in store for the future then what you want in the present. He once said in one of his works " I hope what you think will come true, but I believe that when we die we die to this world and live in the next world." which seems to be kind of an agnostic belief as well.
It's fairly easy to assume that Islam Kengle has changed a bit due to his more religious beliefs. He now has a lot of hair, and his attire hasn't always been so much of a plain tan shirt and dark slacks, but has changed to a more stylish black jacket and a white top. He has also grown out of his earlier "mismatched" face, and now his face is mostly more the same and more his own.
Kengle has a few odd habits that can cause some confusion and even questions to some people. He likes to say "I'm going to have some fun" or "I'm going to goof off." While there is no reason to not know what he is talking about and it isn't something strange to say you get confused every now and then. He also likes to say things like "I'm sorry for not explaining that" or "I should have told you sooner, but I couldn't." which you are more likely to ask why he wasn't more specific. However, it is because of Kengles habit of never thinking about something.
Overall an interesting Kengle, but not the best of Kengles.
7. Slide Kengle
@SIGSEGV's personal favorite Kengle. Slide Kengle is a comedic aspect of Kengle's character as he is seen sliding down making a funny iconic crazy face. He also says he is "a bit weirdo", so I get that. When you start making more slides as you go down the river, a very fun and funny moment would be when Kengle falls into water. That would make Kengle a water bug, haha.
6. Kengle in Nigeria
Note: (I am not certain if he's in Nigeria but he might be so I don't know, lets just roll with that.)
Kengle in Nigeria is one of the more iconic Kengles out there. It is quite difficult if not impossible to forget his joyful iconic smile in this image. Nigeria is a nation where people are very friendly so his happy demeanor is even more prominent.
This photo is quite simple, it's simply Kengle, he's in Africa. This Kengle is just about as close to home as you can get. He’s still in good health and has a happy smile on his face as always. And this happy Kengle is a lot more famous than any of the other Kengles we ranked, except number 1 on the list, of course.
5. Somber Kengle
One of the more recent and serious Kengles. Here you see him rocking a longer hairstyle and contemplating the future of the Sonichu franchise,
Somber Kengle is one of the more serious and mature Kengles. Somber, yet playful, he can often be found drinking coffee and thinking, which is great for those who love thinking. However, he is also very kind to those who give him a chance to open up.
His best-known line is "You must give me at least one day with my brothers and sisters." Which was later changed to: "You must give me one day to make a difference in the Sonichu Family." So basically, he thinks you should give him a day of peace to think and act.
After his last conversation with Sonichu and the others, he's left with a serious demeanor and a heavy heart. He eventually breaks down into tears when Sonichu tells him that they are friends and that he will remember their friendship.
4. Zombie Islam Kengle
Zombie Islam Kengle is by far the scariest of Kengles. There is an aggressive ambience of impending doom and decay, yet he also looks like he's made out of candy.
He doesn't always wear glasses, and that's kind of the opposite of what a zombie's supposed to be. He has a habit of showing up in areas that are full of people, like a school or a mall.
He makes comments about the weather when there's a thunderstorm or a tornado. That's pretty much the opposite of the behavior of a zombie.
He tends to sit in a parking lot for a few minutes before deciding that he's not going to do any damage to the cars in there. But then he goes ahead and breaks a window. Then he wanders around to the back of the car and pokes the window with his big tongue.
One day, Kengle goes to the park and starts asking the other people who are there about the weather. Then, he takes off his shirt, and the other people who are at the park find that he has a terrible, disgusting, stinking smell. They all take off running, only to find out that he is actually wearing a dead person's undergarments.
He doesn't do anything at all, he just stands around in a spot and smiles.
Other then that, Zombie Islam Kengle is pretty normal. He's much harder to trick than an average zombie. People don't usually suspect anything about Zombie Islam Kengle. It's much harder to get him to do something that really sets off alarm bells.
3. Kid Kengle
Kid Kengle is a young and pure version of Kengle, He exhibits a sharp yet somewhat naive personality, even for Kengle's standards Kengle: A young man that was born with his own, unique sense of style, and a sharp mind that makes him an odd mix of charming and brash. He is a bit of a trickster, sometimes showing up at parties dressed like a young woman, and occasionally getting caught in some odd situations. He tends to have a knack for the dramatic, whether it be his antics, or some more serious drama in his life.
At its core, Kid Kengle is a smart, slightly immature manchild who makes himself a unique individual in a strange and wonderful world. But at the same time, he has a penchant for drama and intrigue. It's rare to see him get anything past second base without someone trying to exploit him or his friends. Kengle is a fun-loving person who is always trying to learn new things and explore the world around him. He doesn't always stick to traditional values and isn't afraid to try new things. This character can be somewhat selfish at times, as he is always thinking of himself first and rarely about anyone else. But he is an undeniably kind, open hearted person, and will put himself to the side if someone else needs help. When you put this together, it makes him an entertaining character, even if he is only there to act like a sidekick. Overall, a very good Kengle.
2. Chad Kengle
A mostly unheard of Kengle. He has a very edged chin yet still somewhat chubby. He is still sporting his Iconic Kengle smile, which is still pretty damn funny. I love this guy. This is his best pic, which is probably the reason why it's ranked second. He's just a happy Kengle.
Chad Kengle gets my nomination for best caption of the week. That is a true caption. He was sitting in his kitchen when a tornado siren went off and he said "OH SHIT! THAT'S NOT A TORNADO! THAT'S JUST A FUCKING SEASONAL WEATHER PATTERN AND IT'S ONCE AGAIN FUCKING SNOWING!"
1. Classic Kengle
What can I say say. You all saw this coming. You just can't beat classic Kengle. It's by far the most iconic of all the Kengle variants, I would even go as far and say he is as iconic as Chris-Chan and Sonichu.
This guy doesn't really have any weaknesses. Other then of course the obvious Kengle is always Kengles (I'm not sure I would actually qualify this as a 'weakness' but hey its the thought that counts), this guy also has his fair share of flaws and weaknesses that all really don't matter, he is just too damn cool.
One thing that really stands out about this guy is his character design, no other Kengle variant has such an iconic style, even to this day, so it's no surprise that he is my pick for the King Of Kengles, and my favorite Kengle to boot. His hair is also really awesome.
Islam Kengle is probably one of the more obscure of Kengles, while it has an interesting aspect of Kengle's usually hidden religious beliefs it comes to a lot of his works it's often just an added sub-plot which isn't really explored. He seems to be an agnostic with Kengle being a strong Christian with the beliefs that it's better to live with what's in store for the future then what you want in the present. He once said in one of his works " I hope what you think will come true, but I believe that when we die we die to this world and live in the next world." which seems to be kind of an agnostic belief as well.
It's fairly easy to assume that Islam Kengle has changed a bit due to his more religious beliefs. He now has a lot of hair, and his attire hasn't always been so much of a plain tan shirt and dark slacks, but has changed to a more stylish black jacket and a white top. He has also grown out of his earlier "mismatched" face, and now his face is mostly more the same and more his own.
Kengle has a few odd habits that can cause some confusion and even questions to some people. He likes to say "I'm going to have some fun" or "I'm going to goof off." While there is no reason to not know what he is talking about and it isn't something strange to say you get confused every now and then. He also likes to say things like "I'm sorry for not explaining that" or "I should have told you sooner, but I couldn't." which you are more likely to ask why he wasn't more specific. However, it is because of Kengles habit of never thinking about something.
Overall an interesting Kengle, but not the best of Kengles.
7. Slide Kengle
@SIGSEGV's personal favorite Kengle. Slide Kengle is a comedic aspect of Kengle's character as he is seen sliding down making a funny iconic crazy face. He also says he is "a bit weirdo", so I get that. When you start making more slides as you go down the river, a very fun and funny moment would be when Kengle falls into water. That would make Kengle a water bug, haha.
6. Kengle in Nigeria
Note: (I am not certain if he's in Nigeria but he might be so I don't know, lets just roll with that.)
Kengle in Nigeria is one of the more iconic Kengles out there. It is quite difficult if not impossible to forget his joyful iconic smile in this image. Nigeria is a nation where people are very friendly so his happy demeanor is even more prominent.
This photo is quite simple, it's simply Kengle, he's in Africa. This Kengle is just about as close to home as you can get. He’s still in good health and has a happy smile on his face as always. And this happy Kengle is a lot more famous than any of the other Kengles we ranked, except number 1 on the list, of course.
5. Somber Kengle
One of the more recent and serious Kengles. Here you see him rocking a longer hairstyle and contemplating the future of the Sonichu franchise,
Somber Kengle is one of the more serious and mature Kengles. Somber, yet playful, he can often be found drinking coffee and thinking, which is great for those who love thinking. However, he is also very kind to those who give him a chance to open up.
His best-known line is "You must give me at least one day with my brothers and sisters." Which was later changed to: "You must give me one day to make a difference in the Sonichu Family." So basically, he thinks you should give him a day of peace to think and act.
After his last conversation with Sonichu and the others, he's left with a serious demeanor and a heavy heart. He eventually breaks down into tears when Sonichu tells him that they are friends and that he will remember their friendship.
4. Zombie Islam Kengle
Zombie Islam Kengle is by far the scariest of Kengles. There is an aggressive ambience of impending doom and decay, yet he also looks like he's made out of candy.
He doesn't always wear glasses, and that's kind of the opposite of what a zombie's supposed to be. He has a habit of showing up in areas that are full of people, like a school or a mall.
He makes comments about the weather when there's a thunderstorm or a tornado. That's pretty much the opposite of the behavior of a zombie.
He tends to sit in a parking lot for a few minutes before deciding that he's not going to do any damage to the cars in there. But then he goes ahead and breaks a window. Then he wanders around to the back of the car and pokes the window with his big tongue.
One day, Kengle goes to the park and starts asking the other people who are there about the weather. Then, he takes off his shirt, and the other people who are at the park find that he has a terrible, disgusting, stinking smell. They all take off running, only to find out that he is actually wearing a dead person's undergarments.
He doesn't do anything at all, he just stands around in a spot and smiles.
Other then that, Zombie Islam Kengle is pretty normal. He's much harder to trick than an average zombie. People don't usually suspect anything about Zombie Islam Kengle. It's much harder to get him to do something that really sets off alarm bells.
3. Kid Kengle
Kid Kengle is a young and pure version of Kengle, He exhibits a sharp yet somewhat naive personality, even for Kengle's standards Kengle: A young man that was born with his own, unique sense of style, and a sharp mind that makes him an odd mix of charming and brash. He is a bit of a trickster, sometimes showing up at parties dressed like a young woman, and occasionally getting caught in some odd situations. He tends to have a knack for the dramatic, whether it be his antics, or some more serious drama in his life.
At its core, Kid Kengle is a smart, slightly immature manchild who makes himself a unique individual in a strange and wonderful world. But at the same time, he has a penchant for drama and intrigue. It's rare to see him get anything past second base without someone trying to exploit him or his friends. Kengle is a fun-loving person who is always trying to learn new things and explore the world around him. He doesn't always stick to traditional values and isn't afraid to try new things. This character can be somewhat selfish at times, as he is always thinking of himself first and rarely about anyone else. But he is an undeniably kind, open hearted person, and will put himself to the side if someone else needs help. When you put this together, it makes him an entertaining character, even if he is only there to act like a sidekick. Overall, a very good Kengle.
2. Chad Kengle
A mostly unheard of Kengle. He has a very edged chin yet still somewhat chubby. He is still sporting his Iconic Kengle smile, which is still pretty damn funny. I love this guy. This is his best pic, which is probably the reason why it's ranked second. He's just a happy Kengle.
Chad Kengle gets my nomination for best caption of the week. That is a true caption. He was sitting in his kitchen when a tornado siren went off and he said "OH SHIT! THAT'S NOT A TORNADO! THAT'S JUST A FUCKING SEASONAL WEATHER PATTERN AND IT'S ONCE AGAIN FUCKING SNOWING!"
1. Classic Kengle
What can I say say. You all saw this coming. You just can't beat classic Kengle. It's by far the most iconic of all the Kengle variants, I would even go as far and say he is as iconic as Chris-Chan and Sonichu.
This guy doesn't really have any weaknesses. Other then of course the obvious Kengle is always Kengles (I'm not sure I would actually qualify this as a 'weakness' but hey its the thought that counts), this guy also has his fair share of flaws and weaknesses that all really don't matter, he is just too damn cool.
One thing that really stands out about this guy is his character design, no other Kengle variant has such an iconic style, even to this day, so it's no surprise that he is my pick for the King Of Kengles, and my favorite Kengle to boot. His hair is also really awesome.
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