Authors note: You guys might know i was writing a kengle thread for a while before getting into other shit and losing interest. here is the last draft of the thread in full. I post this for prosperity and the fact that some might not know the information posted here.
Title - Magnificent Exceptional individual and sexy lolcow extradaneire
Early Life
1960-1998
Pic of him as a boy.
Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt was born on March 2nd 1960 8 weeks premature weighing somewhere between 3 to 3 1/2 pounds. he was diagnosed with Autism and Childhood Schizophrenia when he was 3 years old, but this was kept from him by his family until he was in his mid 40s. He connects this with him gaining the ability to read earlier than his peers. There is little else he has revealed about his early life besides that he was in a band in middle school , a incident when he was a teenager where in a public restroom on a trip to see his old house, a man asked if he wanted to “fool around with him” , That he got his driver’s license at 17 and that he lost his virginity to a prostitute when he was 19. (Though it can be debated that this does not count has the woman only hd sex with him begrudgingly for money)
Early Online Activities
pic from 2002
He first gained access to the internet with the purchase of a computer in 1998 and his earliest known activity online is a geocities page for a failed coin collecting business from 2004. it contained all the hallmarks of bad web design that would later plague his other projects such as the overuse of cwidgets and times new roman.
Wrongplanet
2009-2011
pic from flickr
In 2007 he started posting on a fourm for autistic people called Wrongplanet. his posts on here are contentless and meaningless (almost like he had to awnser every thread even if he had no intrest in the thread subject , probably doing this due to loneliness) an example if this is when someone posted a virtual attraction sign to the forum and kengle replied that he was not for the OP was looking for despite the post obviously not being directed at him. but here are some highlights from his time here.
- He needs complete darkness to sleep. To the point where he wears an eye mask and placed carboard over his bedroom windows to shut all light out.
- He had a peroid of being fascinated with sodium metal and did “experiments” based around this.
- An obsession with people being punished for misdeeds , including long rants about those he feel got off to lightly and what punishment he would inflict upon them and a bizarre post in which he advocates chopping the limbs and or lobotomising people who are charged with murder.
“spurdo” as a derogatory against autistics. a meme was made about this and is speculated to be kengle’s first outside exposure to the wider internet.
Christian Weston Chandler
2011-2013
Before Onionfarms Kenneth was most well known for being on CWCs freind list and commenting on almost every post that he made.
He also views this as an achievement and seems to think that those who posted in his Kiwi Farms thread were simply jealous of his “freindship” with chris.
This came to a head in 2018 when Chris put out a cryptic post on his Twitter stating “this is a test” with Kengle replying to enquire about it’s meaning with Chris frustratingly replying that he failed the test. “why do you reply to everything” “do you have a crush on me, ken?” and said he did not feel comfortable around him (through proxy of his imaginary husband and wifes).
Kenneth denied the accusations and called him mentally ill.
Despite this he continues to reply to his twitter posts to this day.
Lolcow Roundup
A list of lolcow’s he has sucked up too
Onision - Noted Groomer and domestic abuser/neglectful parent. - it should be noted that kengle supported the relationship with his wife whom he got engaged to when she was 17.
Andrew Dobson -
“Kengling”
JUST AS PLANNED.jpg
“Who cares, he'll just delete it for no reason anyway. Then put it up again and delete it again. Because he's fucking autistic” - Kiwi Farms user “AnOminous”
One of kengle’s mo
Here’s a look at some theory’s for the reasoning behind this odd behaviour
Onionfarms V1 [Onionfar.ms] June 7th 2016 - - Kiwi Farms alternative which focuses on what Kenneth “public figures “ (Mainstream Celebrities and
Onionpedia - A site for displaying random objects that Kengle has procured. (The only knownExample of this was a Almond Joy wrapper) which was then turned into a general lolcow blog and then a blog about rhode island history before being wiped of the internet.
kiwifarms.xyz - originally started as a blog on kengle’s warped idea of lolcows (Bland Mainstream Celebrity’s)
Lolcow.wiki - an alternative/imitation of the late lolcow wiki run by Kiwi Farms owner and fellow lolcow Joshua “Null” Moon it is intresting to note that kengle wrote a piece on himself in the third oerson and described himself as
misc projects that were mentioned but never materialised
A wiki on wheaties cereal -
Onionfarms
doll photo
Onionfarms is arguably what he is most well knwon for and although it has confusingly shifted between a fourm and blog over the years
As stated before kengle does not understand what a lolcow is and has said himself that he considers the “milk from CNN” more interesting than crazy people online.
A selection of subfourms that have been on onionfarms in the past. These are direct quotes of the forum names and all 100% real and unironic.
Kate Perry
Furry Pride
Mylar Balloons Are cool
Kettlebells
Trains, Trains, Trains.
Things i didn’t mention because they were boring and shit
Clay Sculptures - {picture} The only other info you need is that hr tried to sell these.
Sonichue and rosen - sonichu fan fiction with drawings made by mashing clipart together cominded with novel-like walls of text.
FAQ
Where does the ISIS thing come from?
Muslims for peace photo
Kengle converted to islam in 2011 . I would argue he treats this more as a autistic special interest rather than a real religion. It should be noted
Does he have any pets?
Meece picture
He used to have 3 female mice whon he referred to as his “meeces” that lived in a dry 10 gallon aquarium in his apartment. He liked to feed them sunflower seeds and watch them run in their hamsterwheel after he came home from work. He prefered mice over cats because he felt he would be arroused and have sex with the cat (score out) the cat would be lonely in his apartment and would wander out and get run over if it left due to the busy road next to his apartment.
Title - Magnificent Exceptional individual and sexy lolcow extradaneire
Early Life
1960-1998
Pic of him as a boy.
Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt was born on March 2nd 1960 8 weeks premature weighing somewhere between 3 to 3 1/2 pounds. he was diagnosed with Autism and Childhood Schizophrenia when he was 3 years old, but this was kept from him by his family until he was in his mid 40s. He connects this with him gaining the ability to read earlier than his peers. There is little else he has revealed about his early life besides that he was in a band in middle school , a incident when he was a teenager where in a public restroom on a trip to see his old house, a man asked if he wanted to “fool around with him” , That he got his driver’s license at 17 and that he lost his virginity to a prostitute when he was 19. (Though it can be debated that this does not count has the woman only hd sex with him begrudgingly for money)
Early Online Activities
pic from 2002
He first gained access to the internet with the purchase of a computer in 1998 and his earliest known activity online is a geocities page for a failed coin collecting business from 2004. it contained all the hallmarks of bad web design that would later plague his other projects such as the overuse of cwidgets and times new roman.
Wrongplanet
2009-2011
pic from flickr
In 2007 he started posting on a fourm for autistic people called Wrongplanet. his posts on here are contentless and meaningless (almost like he had to awnser every thread even if he had no intrest in the thread subject , probably doing this due to loneliness) an example if this is when someone posted a virtual attraction sign to the forum and kengle replied that he was not for the OP was looking for despite the post obviously not being directed at him. but here are some highlights from his time here.
- He needs complete darkness to sleep. To the point where he wears an eye mask and placed carboard over his bedroom windows to shut all light out.
- He had a peroid of being fascinated with sodium metal and did “experiments” based around this.
- An obsession with people being punished for misdeeds , including long rants about those he feel got off to lightly and what punishment he would inflict upon them and a bizarre post in which he advocates chopping the limbs and or lobotomising people who are charged with murder.
- A rather amusing incident where he offers to buy the forum due to the domain being listed as for sale on a scam website. He received no reply.
- He also seems to have a complete misunderstanding of autism around this times and wonders if he is in-fact not on the spectrum due to having a lot of facebook friends (it should also be mentioned that he wrote a very long post on who can and can’t friend him and why and also tallied up the percentages of different types of freinds)
“spurdo” as a derogatory against autistics. a meme was made about this and is speculated to be kengle’s first outside exposure to the wider internet.
- He once was accused of stalking by a person he attempted to befriend in an episode foreshadowing his later interactions online.
Christian Weston Chandler
2011-2013
Before Onionfarms Kenneth was most well known for being on CWCs freind list and commenting on almost every post that he made.
He also views this as an achievement and seems to think that those who posted in his Kiwi Farms thread were simply jealous of his “freindship” with chris.
This came to a head in 2018 when Chris put out a cryptic post on his Twitter stating “this is a test” with Kengle replying to enquire about it’s meaning with Chris frustratingly replying that he failed the test. “why do you reply to everything” “do you have a crush on me, ken?” and said he did not feel comfortable around him (through proxy of his imaginary husband and wifes).
Kenneth denied the accusations and called him mentally ill.
Despite this he continues to reply to his twitter posts to this day.
Lolcow Roundup
A list of lolcow’s he has sucked up too
Onision - Noted Groomer and domestic abuser/neglectful parent. - it should be noted that kengle supported the relationship with his wife whom he got engaged to when she was 17.
Andrew Dobson -
“Kengling”
JUST AS PLANNED.jpg
“Who cares, he'll just delete it for no reason anyway. Then put it up again and delete it again. Because he's fucking autistic” - Kiwi Farms user “AnOminous”
One of kengle’s mo
Here’s a look at some theory’s for the reasoning behind this odd behaviour
- To bump his own personal websites up to the top of the search result listings above His Kiwi Farms thread and cwcki article. Evidence for this is his habit of putting his full name in every possible place it could reasonably go (even going so far as to register websites such as kennetherwinenglehardt.com) though this could just be an autistic fascination with his own name caused by a massive ego.
- Him LARPing as a webmaster as a hobby. Basically he enjoys setting up sites and does it over and over again because he finds it fun.
Onionfarms V1 [Onionfar.ms] June 7th 2016 - - Kiwi Farms alternative which focuses on what Kenneth “public figures “ (Mainstream Celebrities and
Onionpedia - A site for displaying random objects that Kengle has procured. (The only knownExample of this was a Almond Joy wrapper) which was then turned into a general lolcow blog and then a blog about rhode island history before being wiped of the internet.
kiwifarms.xyz - originally started as a blog on kengle’s warped idea of lolcows (Bland Mainstream Celebrity’s)
Lolcow.wiki - an alternative/imitation of the late lolcow wiki run by Kiwi Farms owner and fellow lolcow Joshua “Null” Moon it is intresting to note that kengle wrote a piece on himself in the third oerson and described himself as
misc projects that were mentioned but never materialised
A wiki on wheaties cereal -
Onionfarms
doll photo
Onionfarms is arguably what he is most well knwon for and although it has confusingly shifted between a fourm and blog over the years
As stated before kengle does not understand what a lolcow is and has said himself that he considers the “milk from CNN” more interesting than crazy people online.
A selection of subfourms that have been on onionfarms in the past. These are direct quotes of the forum names and all 100% real and unironic.
Kate Perry
Furry Pride
Mylar Balloons Are cool
Kettlebells
Trains, Trains, Trains.
Things i didn’t mention because they were boring and shit
Clay Sculptures - {picture} The only other info you need is that hr tried to sell these.
Sonichue and rosen - sonichu fan fiction with drawings made by mashing clipart together cominded with novel-like walls of text.
FAQ
Where does the ISIS thing come from?
Muslims for peace photo
Kengle converted to islam in 2011 . I would argue he treats this more as a autistic special interest rather than a real religion. It should be noted
Does he have any pets?
Meece picture
He used to have 3 female mice whon he referred to as his “meeces” that lived in a dry 10 gallon aquarium in his apartment. He liked to feed them sunflower seeds and watch them run in their hamsterwheel after he came home from work. He prefered mice over cats because he felt he would be arroused and have sex with the cat (score out) the cat would be lonely in his apartment and would wander out and get run over if it left due to the busy road next to his apartment.
