Did you stop being able to talk to women after your dad finger popped your butthole and made the sound of a sink plunger being pulled off a window?
That one is particularly notorious for fisting.
special cup was slightly aids solely because of bowsers castle, rainbow road was actually fine and pretty fun. Maps difficulty is overstated but It was the most fun Cup next to Star Cup
Your dad molestered you
Your brother in law molestered you
Your mom molestered you.
Say Hi to Crescentuwu when you can for me.
You have the face of an autistic femboy mix race mutt.
This is shit you're supposed to keep to yourself as an embarrassing secret you pray no one catches you for, which is why you're an incel. You're not involuntarily celibate because whatever bullshit incels try and say these days. It's because you're involuntarily stupid and over sharing. Telling this to people makes them think you're disgusting and this is why you will die a virgin.
Sorry if I got your girlfriend flustered for a minute, Deus Kaine. Give yourself a pat on the back for stepping up for faux90skid!
Spoken like an incel with an embarrassing secret (a vagina and an HRT prescription) they're desperate to keep hidden
Fixed that for you.
Aw. Come on Sav. You know I'm not a sock.
your polygamous is that right? you'll never get that you can't even get one girlfriend, your little hottie told me you tried to even force her into that.