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Null Posted this on Kiwifarms after Isabella tries to pull a fast one.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/2021-08-31-isabella-loretta-janke-via-attorney-a-courtesy-request.99897/

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Not Listed on the Florida Bar
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An attorney in good standing on the New York Bar with a Florida Business Address

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Here is the link: https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr/north-carolina-man-pleads-guilty-scheme-defraud-consumers-legal-advice-and-services
Geoffrey S. Berman, the United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York, announced today that JOHN LAMBERT, a/k/a “Eric Pope,” pled guilty this afternoon before U.S. District Judge Valerie E. Caproni to one count of conspiracy to commit wire fraud, in connection with a scheme to defraud consumers of legal advice and services.

U.S. Attorney Geoffrey S. Berman said: “John Lambert represented himself to clients as a prominent New York attorney with a law degree from an elite law school. But Lambert’s de facto career was one of a grifter: he had never been to law school and certainly wasn’t an attorney. Today, Lambert admitted to his crimes and faces time in prison for his misdeeds.”

According to the Information and other documents filed in the case, as well as statements made during the plea proceedings:

From August 2016 through April 2018, LAMBERT perpetrated a scheme to defraud consumers of legal advice and services, by falsely representing, through web-based platforms for freelancing services, websites, emails, phones calls, and other means, that he was an experienced attorney who had attended an elite law school, when in fact he was not an attorney and had never attended law school. Having misled his victims into believing that he was a highly qualified attorney, LAMBERT then provided legal advice and services to his victims, in exchange for which his victims paid him money.

LAMBERT’s victims included at least six individuals and corporations who paid him money for purported legal advice and services. The victims hired LAMBERT to provide legal advice and services on a wide range of subjects, including issues with their credit reports, drafting a will, corporate and intellectual property law, and a dispute with a former employee. One of the victims withdrew money from his 401(k) account to pay LAMBERT.

LAMBERT used the alias “Eric Pope” when communicating with the victims, and falsely represented to at least some of them that he was an attorney at a law firm called “Pope and Dunn;” had attended an elite law school; was an expert in corporate, finance, and property law; had worked with hundreds of clients, including “tech moguls” and “entrepreneurs,” in the United States and Europe; and was located in New York City. But LAMBERT was not and had never been an attorney, and was not located in New York City.

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LAMBERT, 23, of Bristol, Tennessee, pleaded guilty to one count of conspiracy to commit wire fraud, which carries a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison. The maximum potential sentence in this case is prescribed by Congress and is provided here for informational purposes only, as any sentencing of the defendant will be determined by the judge. LAMBERT is scheduled to be sentenced by Judge Caproni on November 18, 2019.

Mr. Berman praised the outstanding investigative work of Special Agents from the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of New York and the FBI.

The prosecution of this case is being handled by the Office’s General Crimes Unit. Assistant United States Attorney Benjamin Woodside Schrier is in charge of the prosecution.
 
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Only a matter of time before Portabella got a thread over here. I don't think that there's going to be a lot of milk coming from this cow now that a lot of her edgier stuff got exposed, but what does come is going to be worthwhile since she's still in that early stage of damage control, much like CWC was after getting the ED page in 2007. The KF subforum is of course an autistic circle-jerk, and most of the choice stuff has already been posted and highlighted.

As for the orbiters and other people associated with Shroombitch, with the exception of GiBi, anyone who got noticed as a side effect of this whole thing blowing up is going to fade out eventually if they haven't already. That GiBi thread is probably going places, though. He's on some serious bullshit with the Discord full of minors, his involvement with Chris, etc. That could be a source of a lot more milk depending on what gets dropped.
 
As for the orbiters and other people associated with Shroombitch, with the exception of GiBi, anyone who got noticed as a side effect of this whole thing blowing up is going to fade out eventually if they haven't already. That GiBi thread is probably going places, though. He's on some serious bullshit with the Discord full of minors, his involvement with Chris, etc. That could be a source of a lot more milk depending on what gets dropped.
the WCT thread has quality tard cum in it
 
Only a matter of time before Portabella got a thread over here. I don't think that there's going to be a lot of milk coming from this cow now that a lot of her edgier stuff got exposed, but what does come is going to be worthwhile since she's still in that early stage of damage control, much like CWC was after getting the ED page in 2007. The KF subforum is of course an autistic circle-jerk, and most of the choice stuff has already been posted and highlighted.

As for the orbiters and other people associated with Shroombitch, with the exception of GiBi, anyone who got noticed as a side effect of this whole thing blowing up is going to fade out eventually if they haven't already. That GiBi thread is probably going places, though. He's on some serious bullshit with the Discord full of minors, his involvement with Chris, etc. That could be a source of a lot more milk depending on what gets dropped.
Virginia DOC has a sheltered facility in the prison system for exceptional individuals such as retards and special needs individuals. I am sure that is where he will go. Along with that, I am sure his attorney will ask for a standard change of identity as part of a plea deal.

As for portabella there would be no point in suing KF. The horses are already out of the barn. She is all over the internet. Her glowie parents will be looking at damage control such as a change of identity and having any court records sealed to the general public. The best tard cum is already leaked and she is probably on borrowed time just like Chris.
 

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Wow, you are ONE desperate faggot.

Did Sean break up with you recently?
 
Would love to have more info on this girl, she's interesting but KF's thread about her is both absolute chaos and a behemoth and I can't stand youtuber's stuff about her because they're fucking dumb, that's why they're youtubers, because they were way too faggy for daytime television.
 
Would love to have more info on this girl, she's interesting but KF's thread about her is both absolute chaos and a behemoth and I can't stand youtuber's stuff about her because they're fucking dumb, that's why they're youtubers, because they were way too faggy for daytime television.
There really hasn't been much since the pinned thread in the KF ILJ subforum has been made. I think the first page of that thread will contain just about anything that you would need.

Everything else in there is a huge pile of autism, inter-jannie drama (see also: autism), and other emerging cows like WCT and GiBi. It is definitely starting to slow down in general on the Bella coverage because there's not much new now.
 
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Be a Gohan, become a super sand lesbians.

After all it just means you care about the underdogs in this world.

And we are all underdogs at one point or another.

There's only one thing a human always should keep, their pride!!!


 
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