Is this safe to do?

[Syrup]

Hello!

I love going to the petrol station with ny dad. i sit in the back of his van and he gets me a treat. since my country is in lockdown at the moment is it okay to sniff from a glass of petrol and eat chocolate to simulate the experience? My dad caught me doing this and took the petrol off me but i’m wondering if he’s just doing this because he’s lonley and wants someone to go to the petrol station with.

I await your replys

 

[Mario]

Go to the petrol station and sniff some petrol you mongrel. He is trying to enlighten you to the high art of petrol sniffing, popular in Australia, and you are just blowing him off. tsk tsk tsk,

 

[A Friendly Hoovy]

Yes, go for it. In your case specifically, it wouldn't do any damage, as any brain cells you might lose aren't in use anyway.

 

[cybertron]

Safe? idk. Stupid? absolutely.

 

[Merely an Ass]

use paper bag like the pros

 

[Shakshouka]

Make sure to drink some petrol too or dunk your cookie in it. It's pretty great stuff, has a great caloric content. A gallon has about 31000 calories, so you could live of it and still get a great buzz off reliving your memories (y)