Is it normal to use your asshole as a pocket?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

The anus is nature's pocket. I keep my wallet, car keys, and cell phone neatly tucked away in there.

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

No. It's better to use your ear canals

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Only in prison.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

No, not even in prison. In prison, maybe to get contraband in. But even then, you'd have to waffle stomp those balloons. Come on, this is borderline normie Q+A

 

[unyuns]

unyuns for just buyering pant for to pocket. not needering unyuns hole

 

[Crimson Fucker]

No, not even in prison. In prison, maybe to get contraband in. But even then, you'd have to waffle stomp those balloons. Come on, this is borderline normie Q+A

Maybe not for you because your prison pocket was always occupied with something else.

 

[mtil]

The anus is nature's pocket. I keep my wallet, car keys, and cell phone neatly tucked away in there.

how often do you douche your anus

 

[Betelgeuse]

I mean as a goof, I'll put a coke can in there but that's just something I do to make people laugh.

Or make myself come.