Read like 20 pages. I was fucking WHEEZE laughing last night.
The most unintentional comedy I have ever seen in my life. Here are some things about me that I guess I never knew:
I love to have sex with transgender woman (I guess that explains the lame trans Fappaway thing Daniel Owens is trying to get over)
I LEFT Lady Gar Gars site, but he needs to continuously remind his users that I'm banned. Um..... Ok. Way to fire me two weeks after I quit bro
@kiwifails @Shadfan666xxx000 and I are apparently homosexual pedophiles because we post pictures of girls vaginas. Because there's nothing more gay than pussy.
GARGAMEL IS LIVING RENT FREE IN MY HEAD... According to Gargamel who literally can't stop gossiping about every post I make.
They will literally no sell a joke to pretend someone is being serious.
Everything I've ever been in my entire life is a lie. My girlfriend is made up (unless I'm an abusive alcoholic who makes her slave away at a buffet and beat her because I play video games all day... Then she's real) and I was never in the army (unless I was raping Afghani children and making them drink bottles of pee... Then it was real)
by the way I was in Iraq, not Afghanistan. Two different countries.
Another thing they say is that I'm not a combat vet because... I swear to God they said this... People who are combat vets in the desert will use every opportunity they can to brag about how they were in combat. Tell me you've never met someone that was in the Army without telling me you've never met someone that was in the army. I was 17, 5 months away from my 18th birthday when 9/11 happened. I was 11b infantry in the Army because that's what I requested. The least you can do is make fun of me for being 11b because literally every branch and even other parts of the army look down on us like retards.
I almost forgot my favorite thing that I gleaned off of their little gossip thread: I hurt little Daniel Owens feelings
Poor Daniel Owens. (Real talk that actually made me feel kind of bad for a second)
I had to look at it one time for fun just because I was bored and it did not disappoint.
Do you guys know that they seriously screenshot every single little thing we do, whether it's a joke or not an analyze it like it's the cure for cancer?
I had an idea that it was going to be pathetic, but I had no idea that Gargamel's catty gay gossip was contagious.
OH! Most importantly... I learned that @unyuns is a tremendous piece of shit waiting for this place to fail. He's a two faced faggot who blows the lounge 96 users. If you don't believe me look at some of the stuff he says over there. Dude seemed cool, ended up being a pathetic retard.
But yeah if you haven't been over there for a lark I 100% recommend it it will make you laugh your ass off.
The most unintentional comedy I have ever seen in my life. Here are some things about me that I guess I never knew:
I love to have sex with transgender woman (I guess that explains the lame trans Fappaway thing Daniel Owens is trying to get over)
I LEFT Lady Gar Gars site, but he needs to continuously remind his users that I'm banned. Um..... Ok. Way to fire me two weeks after I quit bro
@kiwifails @Shadfan666xxx000 and I are apparently homosexual pedophiles because we post pictures of girls vaginas. Because there's nothing more gay than pussy.
GARGAMEL IS LIVING RENT FREE IN MY HEAD... According to Gargamel who literally can't stop gossiping about every post I make.
They will literally no sell a joke to pretend someone is being serious.
Everything I've ever been in my entire life is a lie. My girlfriend is made up (unless I'm an abusive alcoholic who makes her slave away at a buffet and beat her because I play video games all day... Then she's real) and I was never in the army (unless I was raping Afghani children and making them drink bottles of pee... Then it was real)
by the way I was in Iraq, not Afghanistan. Two different countries.
Another thing they say is that I'm not a combat vet because... I swear to God they said this... People who are combat vets in the desert will use every opportunity they can to brag about how they were in combat. Tell me you've never met someone that was in the Army without telling me you've never met someone that was in the army. I was 17, 5 months away from my 18th birthday when 9/11 happened. I was 11b infantry in the Army because that's what I requested. The least you can do is make fun of me for being 11b because literally every branch and even other parts of the army look down on us like retards.
I almost forgot my favorite thing that I gleaned off of their little gossip thread: I hurt little Daniel Owens feelings
Poor Daniel Owens. (Real talk that actually made me feel kind of bad for a second)
I had to look at it one time for fun just because I was bored and it did not disappoint.
Do you guys know that they seriously screenshot every single little thing we do, whether it's a joke or not an analyze it like it's the cure for cancer?
I had an idea that it was going to be pathetic, but I had no idea that Gargamel's catty gay gossip was contagious.
OH! Most importantly... I learned that @unyuns is a tremendous piece of shit waiting for this place to fail. He's a two faced faggot who blows the lounge 96 users. If you don't believe me look at some of the stuff he says over there. Dude seemed cool, ended up being a pathetic retard.
But yeah if you haven't been over there for a lark I 100% recommend it it will make you laugh your ass off.