Wasteland Scholar
Remarkable Onion
Haley Joy Thomas, or JambledUpWords as she is known on Kiwi Farms, or redoniblueoni here on Onion Farms, is one of Kiwi Farms most prolific female posters and is a member of the Beauty Parlor's inner circle. Jambled spends all her time on Kiwi Farms, Onion Farms, Lolcow.net, and Discord running gayops, obsessing over the sex lives of fat women, and posting click bait in order to get a dopamine rush showing that she has no life other then being a useless neet who does nothing but spend all her time on the internet.
When she isn't busy posting click bait for people on A&N to rage at she goes into the DM's of male Kiwi 's and asks them for their dick pics, as well as sending them her nudes. Reminder that she claims to be married and a devout Mormon but sends her body shots and nudes to strange men on the internet. What is it with the BP hags always lying about being married?
When she isn't being a thirsty neet on the internet she enjoys being a homewrecker and harassing the wives of the men she has blackmailed as she did with Catch The Rainbow over at Kiwi Farms. It got so bad that she PAID someone to dox his parents in order for her to harass and blackmail him. This was of course cheered on by the Beauty Parlor hag coven. However, according to Jambled she is a trad, conservative, racist, Mormon woman who is happily married (who so happens to send strange men on the internet her nudes) but at the same time she is also an empowered, independent, man hating feminist who sticks it to the moids (who also so happens to send strange men on the internet her nudes)!
Now you all must be thinking; "This woman is very clearly mentally ill and a sociopath", but according to Jambled; "I'm whatever you want me to be". Highlighting that she has no convictions. She is whatever will get her the most updoots and validation on the internet showing how attention starved and pathetic she is. Which is funny given that she created the "Pick-Me" thread on Kiwi Farms for her and the other members of the Beauty Parlor hag coven to attack women who have better relationships with men than they do such as the likes of Blobby/aka Home Depot Bucket and Otterly. Yet here she is fishing for dick and posting her nudes on the internet. I don't know about you but that sounds kind of like a... a Pick-Me.
(Jambled's favorite quote)
However, it is important to know of Jambled's early life. According to her she lives in Mesa, Arizona with her parents. She graduated in 2013 from the Gateway Academy which is a school that specializes in teaching children with autism. She had plans of getting a degree in music and being a music teacher/instructor but those ambitions looked like they ended in failure as she is terminally online all day everyday. Someone with a good job would not be as online as she is.
Her biggest achievement was getting second place in the autism Quiz Bowl showing that she is truly a autist among autists. All joking aside, it seems like her parents really did try to get her to be a productive member of society but seemed to have given up over the years given that Jambled is unemployed and is terminally online all day every day. Her before and after pictures are quite shocking.
This is the picture that Jambled used for her blog and resume site. I gather that this was taken before she became addicted to the internet.
This is Jambled now. I'll like to point out that Jambled was born in 1995 meaning that she is, as the time of this writing, 29 years old. That is a rough 29. As you can see in this picture her teeth have become badly rotted which I take is from bulimia. Jambled has severe body issues given that she obsesses over fat women on Kiwi Farms and Lolcow.net and has terabytes full of picture of fat women on her hard drives. Her eyes look sunken, her skin lacking any color which is another sign of bulimia.
Now, Jambled is known to make numerous sock accounts on all the platforms she is on. This place being no expectation. She signed up as redoniblueoni. The reason being is that Lidl and her clique, which Jambled is a part of, use this site everyday in order to dig up dirt and blackmail material on female Kiwi's who they dislike and have earned their ire. Jambled would have gotten away with it too if not for the fact that Freya, the Beauty Parlor's pet gypsy retard, came here after getting permabanned by Null for daring to question him. Jambled just couldn't help but come to the bat and run gayops for her good friend. Showing that Jambled isn't this intelligent mastermind that she thinks she is. In fact her attempts at gayops go as well as Chris Chan's.
Dox:
Haley Joy Thomas
3945 E. Nora Circle
Mesa, Arizona 85201
480-688-4994
haleyjoythomas@yahoo.com
Class of 2013, Gateway Academy, Scottsdale, AZ.
Website: https://haleyjoythomas.weebly.com/index.html
Archive: https://archive.ph/QYDP0
When she isn't busy posting click bait for people on A&N to rage at she goes into the DM's of male Kiwi 's and asks them for their dick pics, as well as sending them her nudes. Reminder that she claims to be married and a devout Mormon but sends her body shots and nudes to strange men on the internet. What is it with the BP hags always lying about being married?
When she isn't being a thirsty neet on the internet she enjoys being a homewrecker and harassing the wives of the men she has blackmailed as she did with Catch The Rainbow over at Kiwi Farms. It got so bad that she PAID someone to dox his parents in order for her to harass and blackmail him. This was of course cheered on by the Beauty Parlor hag coven. However, according to Jambled she is a trad, conservative, racist, Mormon woman who is happily married (who so happens to send strange men on the internet her nudes) but at the same time she is also an empowered, independent, man hating feminist who sticks it to the moids (who also so happens to send strange men on the internet her nudes)!
Now you all must be thinking; "This woman is very clearly mentally ill and a sociopath", but according to Jambled; "I'm whatever you want me to be". Highlighting that she has no convictions. She is whatever will get her the most updoots and validation on the internet showing how attention starved and pathetic she is. Which is funny given that she created the "Pick-Me" thread on Kiwi Farms for her and the other members of the Beauty Parlor hag coven to attack women who have better relationships with men than they do such as the likes of Blobby/aka Home Depot Bucket and Otterly. Yet here she is fishing for dick and posting her nudes on the internet. I don't know about you but that sounds kind of like a... a Pick-Me.
(Jambled's favorite quote)
However, it is important to know of Jambled's early life. According to her she lives in Mesa, Arizona with her parents. She graduated in 2013 from the Gateway Academy which is a school that specializes in teaching children with autism. She had plans of getting a degree in music and being a music teacher/instructor but those ambitions looked like they ended in failure as she is terminally online all day everyday. Someone with a good job would not be as online as she is.
Her biggest achievement was getting second place in the autism Quiz Bowl showing that she is truly a autist among autists. All joking aside, it seems like her parents really did try to get her to be a productive member of society but seemed to have given up over the years given that Jambled is unemployed and is terminally online all day every day. Her before and after pictures are quite shocking.
This is the picture that Jambled used for her blog and resume site. I gather that this was taken before she became addicted to the internet.
This is Jambled now. I'll like to point out that Jambled was born in 1995 meaning that she is, as the time of this writing, 29 years old. That is a rough 29. As you can see in this picture her teeth have become badly rotted which I take is from bulimia. Jambled has severe body issues given that she obsesses over fat women on Kiwi Farms and Lolcow.net and has terabytes full of picture of fat women on her hard drives. Her eyes look sunken, her skin lacking any color which is another sign of bulimia.
Now, Jambled is known to make numerous sock accounts on all the platforms she is on. This place being no expectation. She signed up as redoniblueoni. The reason being is that Lidl and her clique, which Jambled is a part of, use this site everyday in order to dig up dirt and blackmail material on female Kiwi's who they dislike and have earned their ire. Jambled would have gotten away with it too if not for the fact that Freya, the Beauty Parlor's pet gypsy retard, came here after getting permabanned by Null for daring to question him. Jambled just couldn't help but come to the bat and run gayops for her good friend. Showing that Jambled isn't this intelligent mastermind that she thinks she is. In fact her attempts at gayops go as well as Chris Chan's.
Dox:
Haley Joy Thomas
3945 E. Nora Circle
Mesa, Arizona 85201
480-688-4994
haleyjoythomas@yahoo.com
Class of 2013, Gateway Academy, Scottsdale, AZ.
Website: https://haleyjoythomas.weebly.com/index.html
Archive: https://archive.ph/QYDP0
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