FedGov Desk Mummies Getting Laid Off

[The Gays From LA]

Desk Mummies transitioning into Pickaninnies:

LAID OFF BY TRUMP, GET YO AZZ ON YOUTUBE!

Desk mummies (aka federal government workers) getting laid off and r/fednews is getting really crowded:

200,000 Workers Just Got Laid Off and You Might Be Next...

Even More People Just Got Laid Off

6,000 IRS Agents Just Got FIRED

Federal desk mummies can't get a job in the commercial sector - because their skil lset is completely outdated when it comes to the actual market - so they're flooding universities now, because academia is basically the only other they can hope to find a job at:

Source: https://bsky.app/profile/northernsparrow.bsky.social/post/3lipivlf5622h

This video perfectly illustrates how those of us who have been in the commercial sector our whole lives basically look at these people with government jobs:

Federal Layoffs - Probationary Employees - Good Or Bad Thing?

People with government jobs basically think it's their meal ticket, their "iron rice bowl".

Well, AOC said that "sex work is work", so...

https://www.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1ivot1j/what_are_your_back_up_plans_if_you_lose_your_job

First troon applicant for OnlyFeds reporting:

https://www.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1ivot1j/what_are_your_back_up_plans_if_you_lose_your_job

I LIVE for these /r/fednews comments: "Where I live, I'm too scared to tell people I'm a fed for fear of what they would do. People are absolutely thrilled to see our trauma.", a closeted desk mummy!

https://www.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1ivl67p/lets_tell_businesses_exactly_why_we_are_stopping

The desk mummies are so out of touch with reality: "Like, where do the plebs even get their food?!", these comments are almost parodic:

https://www.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1ivl67p/lets_tell_businesses_exactly_why_we_are_stopping

 

[Crimson Fucker]

There is a mummy returns joke in here somewhere I just can't be bothered to find it.

 

[The Gays From LA]

The desk mummies over r/fednews really struggling right now and wanting to reach for the bottle: "I recall a comment a week or two ago from someone who was hanging onto their sobriety by their fingernails. What’s happening to us is explicitly designed to break us."

https://www.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1ivj9ce/sobriety_resources_for_anyone_struggling_right_now

And of course they just have to DEI-signal even here, because even your fucking sobriety program has to be DEI compliant: "I suspect that they’re not particularly trans-affirming."

This is like the creme de la creme of cringe content:

Laid Off EP Trailer

 

[Jack]

There is a mummy returns joke in here somewhere I just can't be bothered to find it.

The Mummy audits your tax Returns