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Retired Staff
The Backstory
A great deal of Blaine's backstory originates in inaccessible, obtuse, and confusing metadrama that is, as the kids say "if you know you know" and his posting is so prolific that it's very hard to condense down into just the interesting bits.He has an outstanding warrant which he swears is a misdemeanor, and yet he's still wanted for theft and failure to appear.
Kiwi Era
Blaine Gaven Ross, known at the time only as Unabashed Hermaphrodite joined KF on the 7th of August, 2021 at the early outset of the Isabella Janke / Chris-Chan motherfucker saga. Within his first week of joining the site, Blaine amassed over 750 posts; averaging around 110 posts per day and sleeping, based on his post history, an average of 4 hours per night.Blaine was banned August 21st, 2021 after making this post
During this time he developed a deep and unwavering belief that Isabella Janke and her glowie father, Michael Janke were conspiring with roblox pedophiles in a clan called The Mushroom Empire and a cabal of youtube furries as well as a sasquatch cult, unfortunately the page was never archived to my knowledge and exists somewhere in the limbo that is kiwifarm's dead niggo spergatory board. If the site ever comes back up, the thread is here (also attached as a PDF "ilj_t2.pdf") what is lost on KF still exists somewhere in the discord archives from the server he shared with Blake Howard Hobbs and @Walker Burgess which will be attached to this post in a 7zip file.
The only post I have capped from the thread where Blaine goes into intimate detail over a group of sasquatch hippie cult operating out of Washington state. (the group's social media no longer exists)
During this period of time, Blaine contacted hundreds of users of the site to unload his theories onto and attempt to recruit them into his discord server; accusing anyone who called him a retarded schizo faggot of being complicit in, or even conspiring with, the group of roblox players. Many of the screenshots provided by other users are as good as gone as they were posted as thumbnails and are nearly illegible but can be found in the original OP: Archive.
Time on lolcow.org
Blaine's history on lolcow.org amounts to nothing more interesting than a few mass PM chains and being tardcaged. Following his caging by @SIGSEGV Blaine struck up a friendship with @naught and followed him here to begin shitposting on OnionFarms. At one point being given his own subdomain / tranny forum to admin. There are 60 some-odd capped pages of conversation on lolcow.org most of which revolve around people asking for Blaine's dick pic which he eventually submitted. (un)FORTUNATELY the grotesque monstrosity is hidden behind the [private] tag and cannot be accessed through the archive. However the reactions can be.I don't know if it's better or worse to be left up to your imagination; but this is life without Kiwifarms.
Edit - Feb 11th 2023 - [VOID]
His whole original thread on KF is archived here
I believe most of his more interesting escapades are detailed later on in this thread including some of his posts on lolcow.farm, r/drama, metokur.us and discord.
Blaine is an avowed, admitted and proud groomer of underage boys which he has spent the last few weeks (as of August/September 2022) brazening out, first by outright denying it
Then by turning into the skid of his retardation.
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