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  1. HmmmmmYesTheFloorIsFloorHere

    Maaaaaan, remember when memes were funny?

    It seems like everything after 2020 is just post-ironic from day one dogshit. Back in my day the jokes had punchlines, damnit!!! Shit, does anyone else remember CowbellyTV?
  2. J

    Advice Column #1 - "I'm Being Attacked by a Midget"

    Okay now this one is a sticky situation, and not just because they work at the Wonka candy factory. You just need to stay calm and we'll get through this together. How angry is the midget right now? Is he Verne Troyer having to wait in line at the bank angry, or that scene in Total Recall where...
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    • advice advice column alt comedy aqua team hathaway force doesn't know how to tag comedy dead hooker jokes funny humorous jack still doesn't know how to tag jokes slice of life weekly advice columns
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Onionfarms Comedy Lounge
  3. gone_fishinq

    meme thread

    post memes here or some shit
  4. XYZ

    Public Figure - Niche Sawa Grape Puerto Rican VTuber

    /vdt/ general will be used to doxx annoying V-tubers that aren’t lolzy enough to warrant a lolcow thread at least at present time.
  5. The Gays From LA

    United States News and Drama When the NY Post got hacked

    I feel sorry for NYPost readers. They have to get hacked to read funny articles such as these:
  6. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Don't Delete My Notes (Merged)

    I'm the man now dog. Nah AC my deal was not to go back to Kiwi so, sorry buddy but I won't. The fact that there are SO MANY things linking shit up is in fact hilarious but I truly don't care to be back on that site unless I'm paid for it. You have my demands, so either accept them or fuuuuuck...
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    • art bored catholic christian code is for sissies con artist corona equality exorcist fools funny ghost honest idiots imperfect indoor kek kiwifarms ally logic lucifer magic notme omerta can always be used queen of degeneracy sermon true
    • Replies: 79
    • Forum: Public Figures and Lolcows in the Spotlight
  7. Cangry Canary

    What brought you to have faith in the Creator?

    I see we all enjoy our autistic analogies so I'll ask, what brought you in to following Chris? I was roped into it, I had heard about Chris before this and had faith that he was a mere simple sped that needed help, but now I realize that his story could help me. I am a reflection of Chris, he...
  8. Subhuman Bastard

    ResetEra

    To keep things brief, ResetEra (aka RetardEra) is a hilariously pathetic safe space made for gaymers who feel violated after seeing comments reminding them of how gay they are. Despite claiming to be a progressive and tolerant space, they have made notable achievements such as scaring away all...
  9. Subhuman Bastard

    Sexuality Drama Ugly Transgendered Individuals

    In this thread, we post ugly trannies and laugh. https://archive.is/mDwSo
  10. Syrup

    Autistic things you do.

    I regularly listen to the Transparent Musical Finale soundtrack.
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