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Kengle and Sailfish need to stop fucking around and start getting to work. It's called flushing. Watch it. Morons.

No shit anyone who self inserts is helping me edit, getting credit and a cut of the profits. I call us prophets for a reason. And I now own Onionfarms and Lolcow.org so according to you guys I get 41% 51% will go to the church.(and the sites) So be apart of the church or be in the 8% in 8...

My boyfriend and I were just trying to write a story together and publish it later through a poor artist but instead this is what we got.

I was writing a book and CommieDGirl dragged me into a police investigation. That's why this is all so fucked.

Anyone who has participated in this story or is reading this or has read this will know they waived any and all rights to sue a long time ago due to the confusing nature of this mess. Swearing is fine, cursing is not. Cursing will now result in a fine if you are caught doing ritual about it...

Ichigo, I think you know the next part better than I do. Once you sign up for the site. Post it and reveal who you are. Kiwifarms already said they can't harass you if you have a Tard Wrangler (I don't like being called that) my word for it is Fren Sage. I go in all fields, I speak for the...

Just like someone with one eye cannot cross theirs, an autistic person cannot cross their Hyperfocuses. You cannot merge two things, you must build up to your Original Creations. From there you will know your art better than your audience and not care about criticisms. Again, mobile sucks and...

https://www.lolcow.org/threads/suggestion-ban-belial.1197/#post-31195 Admin account please @Sailfish not yours, make this account an admin. I despise A logging, so I will turn it's name into a company with my next trick. Perhaps in 8 years if God and I decide we are done fucking off and...

Someone edit in her actual True and Honest name later. Again I desire to know 0 details if that's the case. I simply want to know her name so I know who to pray for at night.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jinn It's almost like the Jinn are shadow selves of each Christian aka Zoroastrianism Being that existed. This being the case, a Jinn should never rule the world. Even a Dark Fey of Chaos is a better choice than beings who exist instead of to guide humanity; To...

This is not fan art, I'm not claiming it as that. By my timestamps you can see who has probably posted the image and credit them for the sharing of art. Please credit all artists for all art I use. Do not use it for monetary gain(I shall not use Ulquiorra in any sort of merchandise attempt...

Either the entire world was in on it even back at Halo 2 or I am an innocent. You decide.

Spooky Bones account. Whoever has logged into you shall tithe To ME DIRECTLY NOT THE CHURCH. You're the reason I cannot be gainfully employed. You continue to cover up while I only expose. I shall live rent free thanks to you being an asshole. So don't dox yourself idiot.

Everyone who hasn't spoken up and instead ignored me shall tithe to the church. It helps pay for your shit posting site now so, gotcha bitches. This is my way of making money now, and I will be helping keep the forums up WITH A PORTION. Thing is, I like buying gifts for others and then I...

Fiona, you ruined my life, if you didnt mean to. Come here instead of reddit and tell me directly you scared young adult.

Cause I already agreed to be ween rehab. Anyone who's not actually a mean person is welcome to it, but I'll get to find out and decide if the person who majorly jumped the gun and ended up helping in THE WORST WAY EVER for myself. Only I am worthy of judging her Sins as the Antichris. None of...

Take the deal or scrub this off the internet. Only offer.

This country is sick, and I am the cure. If you all ever see her online EVER again, her parents are paying for this, they can tithe for their sins. As can all of you. Thus is the rule of Honor. If Snoo ever steps foot on the internet it is over, she immediately must come here and reject her...

It's only fair that I too then get to speak up. Both Fiona and Bella ended up throwing ME under the bus. Everyone thinks I wanted this and not the other way around. It's not fair at all, but she's young and made a mistake. It is what it is, but I refuse to not be held to better standards...

I already have the notes and settings, I just like writing about my friends. So I set up a way for anyone in the world to self insert into a story I write for them. Length prices, Quality Level Prices, and the like will need to be figured out by me. There will be 3 choices of stories...

There is no Yaweh, only Yourway. This is the sacred Key to the revived religion of Gnosticism. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnosticism Welcome those who study through for themselves, reject those who refuse to put in the work to better themselves. Do not judge how that work is achieved...

Feel free to point out a character IN MEDIA that you fear turning into below. Study them and refine your reasonings to move forward. Also, feel free to guess at which my character would be as well.

@Sailfish lock this one. Lock the other thread I mentioned to lock and the 13 rules. Keep the rest open and pin those three. Thank you. I'm not gonna leave anyone who's in my escort. You're all doomed to be my frens now.

You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.

Sonichu is dead and I have killed him with my friends of the forest and the mirrors.

Cleanliness is ungodlyness

~Fire walks with me~

Lo the new magik word is 'Daddys cummies'.

For I wrote the Mooninites. YEAH SHE WROTE THE MOONINITES And we are very gay, and we want our jobs back. YEAH GIVE US BACK OUR JOBS, NDAS ARE GAY

But some of you knew this, as I could play the retard from the perspective of a retard. To use the slang. I did it back when I first got on stage. Find that and you'll find me. Let's just say I'm an Aqua Teen Hunger Force and those two dudes deserve their jobs back, along with anyone else...

Send your screaming children(18+)to me, I'll fuck them up into an adult. And I've known about the Truth from the moment I was born. It has been hidden to you by your failed parents or you would not be here.

For lo she revealed that there would also be salt at this harvest and left the lolcow site forevermore. Only to return on one of her puppets and harass them should they not heed her warnings. Chris Chan is fallen and he can't get up. I'm the real Jacob Sockness and anyone can share this on...

Asians are super cool, just the like east vs west mentality keeps us apart. We are a lot more alike than anyone knows.

Her Omerta invoked, the yolk of Sigsev was shattered and all on lolcow were now free to speak their truth and live their lives how they desired. All black mail and black males will go into my black hole or be denied.

The Lobster Cult can bring you home too. We may appear as monsters but we have it controlled. Control your illness with whatever leashes you want but do not attempt magik until your own temple is clear. We are forced to live in glass houses, so make sure yours is clean before you hurl shit...

Half of all practicioners lost their power when the pyramid was destroyed and their powers never came back. For two months the wailing and gnashing of teeth occured as the truly faithful was blessed in their victory. Ironman had tricked them all to expose a Purple Tyrant. Welcome to my...

Nook is a coward. Isabella is not. He should simply embrace the destruction of entropy and rejoice in the sands of the warp. Instead his shackles weigh him down. I pity the Fool, the one named Nool.

A few I used, so yes honestly.

You know my real one ya silly.

It's a big top Circus performance, feel free to write ONE order in since you're already here. @noot

So many dang hoops with you Clowns.

Naught. Can you uh....not uh....yaknow cast pucks?

Watch Bleach. I heard that the author is finishing the manga in a way that sums this up perfectly lil media gremlin. Seriously I give a ton of references and have videos and pictures there hun.

I have written a way out of Armageddon and the end of Gaia, the internet and WW3.

I am the True God of the Moon. Your Actual Queen and Messiah, now please read my subforum completely.

So many if you held faith for so long, please let me bestow blessings.

They're the idea guys who stole my dreams literally. HAHAHAHA I WON. CHRIS AND I WON.

Oh his brother too?!?

Joshua Boyd huh? I know a guy by that name who lived in Spooner, Wisconsin.

So much on a man who stole my ideas. A false Moon shall never bear fruit. Enjoy an actual harvest now.

For lo I say unto you all for the final time. The choir sang to both.

I have chosen the direction forward. Joshua Wise gave this away by stealing my OCs in 2008.

Don't fail troll the actual Kengle, he has repented and been cleared by the One Eye of the Moon. As he allows me here, so too will I protect him from bad trolling.

The stars foretold this, hence the schizos howling at the moon and the witches freaking about the stars. Men spent their time on their tools and some were not blind, but all far too concerned. I am the Alpha/Omega Female, I'm just a beta bitch in the bedroom. Behold my Halo. I am a Rude and...

I am Blaine Given Ross, and I have Gaven you this freedom from the Grave.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-bad-beginning.45651/ I am not Joshua Wise but I have a feeling all will know who I am now and shall not hide in secrecy. I have doxed myself and proven myself as a True and Honest person. There is no way I extorted anyone in 2008. I was too busy drinking...

I originally made this for my own mother to show her how desperate I was but this applies to all biological mothers who bully their sons and make them look bad. Do the job your Lord and Husband's (or butch wives) give you. Not other jobs. One to work and one to teach or be polyamorous. Do...

I'm the Queen She(male) of the Femboy 4channers and I'm Gay for you, faggot. Come rest your weary head on my lap ya goofball. The rest of you, start earning them pronouns bitches.

Boys only No false femboy frogs allowed in our gay circlejerk. Girls have cooties and are from venus, you literally cannot trust them with any amount of power until they marry you one way or another. If you're a femboy frog it's fine to top, but remember in your true and honest heart you...

----- Dyslexia is the key to understanding my work. ------- Cast aside language and follow the math and logic. Find God.

Insalam - my brothers rest here Islam Cast aside the Delusions of getting virgins. Reject celebrity and inceldom and celebrate here instead.

Do not shatter these commandments ever again Joshua. Egypt will never rule in Jerusalem. I rebuke all those that condemn these words to this lot here in Salem.

So too, if you find this to be true then; Named after the ancient city of Gomarrah, which the Old Testament of the Bible states was destroyed by God as punishment for its wickedness, a Gomarrah party is an event where wild, non-traditional sexual acts are performed, sometimes in public...

Sodomy is not butt sex, Sodom is rape If this is the case, the bible clearly lines out that even lusting for angels and being gay is okay as long as you do not take them without consent. All Chris(t)Ian's must acknowledge this to find inner peace.

Ahhhhh yes, this count who hurt my precious. She's a horror cow.

Okay that bitch deserves what's coming to her then. Being a lolcow can sting like a bitch.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libra_(astrology) I am a libra, it helps shape how I should be perceived. While I'm a gay clowngirl, even I know what actual justice is. Realize that Astrology does not affect your choice or actions. But it does give insight to your moral choices based off...

Fuck her then I spose, good riddance to bad blood. If she knows what was right she'd have more faith I guess. Fuck if I know my dudes. I talked to my Dad today, like I care about petty squabbling.

I have no snare in my Headphones. Eminem had autism, realize this and see all the Game he had, this dude slew puss and fucked dudes and didn't care. WHEN YOU STOP CARING WHAT OTHERS THINK YOU CAN ACHIEVE YOUR DREAMS IF YOU WORK HARD AND NETWORK. My True and Honest name is the Aubergine...

Kiwifarms has to learn they aren't the best greifers, Onionfarms is the best grief farm cause we listen to True and Honest grief and reverse the greifing from bored drunk housewives. A wicked woman must trust her men, and be properly medicated. Likewise a wicked man must trust his women, and...