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  1. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Lots of talk in this thread in the last page or so from Ashley about Jews, very shocking that a good Marxist-Leninist would stoop so low. Oh right, not at all shocking or surprising. If Ash didn't haved double standards she'd have no standards at all. And daddy Stalin did it, how bad could it...
  2. El Santo?

    Mama June and Family

    Two of the major food groups.
  3. El Santo?

    Mama June and Family

    Sghetti wrasslin' will never be the same. Maybe Ash can be the new champ, the fat fucking pantload. How about it, want to rassle in a baby pool full of Spaghetti-os, fat stuff?
  4. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Another Face of Ashley: Hypno-rape enthusiast.
  5. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Sorry, I'm not one of your husband's relatives.
  6. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Sure, that sounds plausible.
  7. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Ashley the psychotic rage machine is so deeply thoughtful and insightful about religion.
  8. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    That doesn't sound like something I would do. Or this. And definitely not this.
  9. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Ashley's lost her temper. Good, fuck you, I bet people can smell your gross feet 30 feet away.
  10. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Maybe a picture, too: Those toenails get washed and trimmed once a year, whether they need it or not.
  11. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    They can all be best summed up in a video:
  12. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Even Ashley's death threats are hollow and unconvincing. What a barren inner soul she has.
  13. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Well, it was really important to use a homophobic slur towards me, so she really had no choice.
  14. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Where's the funny part?
  15. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Woke up fatly furious this morning:
  16. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    The governments we have, from the local to state to federal levels, don't incarcerate the mentally ill or the criminal anymore. That's a big part of the problem. Expensive show trials of a man who received 65 million votes in the last election and his lawyers is definitely a better use of...
  17. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    I hope not, I don't think he's got a lot of brain cells to spare.
  18. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Also, is that a yes on your husband shoving his asshole in your face on your wedding night and demanding you stick something up there?
  19. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    I should go away, she says. And if I do, I certainly won't be greeted by literally hundreds of notifications, all from you making posts trying to get back my attention, when I return. Lmao, one of us is driving this thread and forum, and it isn't me.
  20. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    I've always wondered: Was it you who brought up sticking things up Tom's asshole, or did he just present to you on your wedding night like a baboon in heat? Anyways, have fun binging media like a moron and stuffing your face like a fat moron with no self-discipline. Another day ending in 'y'...
  21. El Santo?

    Kiwifarms Linked Keffals / Lucas Roberts

    I'm happily monogamous, thanks all the same. And I have working eyes, so trannies (and fatsos like Ashley) were never even a possibility.
  22. El Santo?

    Kiwifarms Linked Keffals / Lucas Roberts

    No, according to Ashley he's a conventionally attractive woman. He does pass better than Ashley, so he has that going for him.
  23. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Little does Ashley realize that I don't even use an ISP, I post on the internet using nothing but the power of my mind. If only she could claim to do the same in any way.
  24. El Santo?

    Sexuality Drama Ugly Transgendered Individuals

    Qutoted my throwaway post 4 times? Did I somehow hit a nerve through all that blubber? Is it lie there and passively accept things in his asshole from his fat, frumpy lunatic of a wife? You just gained weight from laziness, lack of self-discipline, and beer.
  25. El Santo?

    Sexuality Drama Ugly Transgendered Individuals

    INb4 Ashley swoops in to call these ugly fucks "conventionally attractive".
  26. El Santo?

    Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Daniel Lopez mega thread

  27. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    The 8 hours a day he spends at 'work', holding up a brick wall and playing with his flashlight/walkie-talkie, is the best part of his day. And this life with Ashley has gone on for over a decade of insane grudges and manic meltdowns.
  28. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    I don't understand why you insist on posting at me post-midnight, Ash. I understand you get up around then to patrol your house/yard for Azov battalion internet nazis and Weev/Elon Musk, but I'm long asleep.
  29. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    10,000 hours in photoshop.
  30. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    It gives her a framework on which to hang her self-loathing.
  31. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    She has a giant cinderblock melon atop her ugly, lumpy fat shoulders, but she seems to be an actual female.
  32. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    She's just throwing shit against the wall, hoping something sticks.
  33. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    You really are one of the dumbest cunts around.
  34. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Queen of stupid lies, expressed as cuntishly as possible.
  35. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Quote me, then. Or is this another (Karl said!) tall tale? Does anyone need to even ask anymore?
  36. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Send her running for her husband's guns.
  37. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    I hope the fireworks tonight don't freak her out.
  38. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Ashley doesn't handle patriotic holidays well, if you were wondering why she seems more on edge today. Go burn a flag about it, you addlebrained cunt.
  39. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    The empath has spoken!
  40. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    The eternal question.
  41. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Lie. I did? No, that wasn't me. I never so much as mentioned it.
  42. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    And her husband got a High School diploma or the general education equivalent. They're a real brain trust. That's why he's a career unarmed security drone and she delivers fast food.
  43. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    I'd hang out with Johnny Five Aces.
  44. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Except Ashley is a proud Marxist with a strong authoritarian streak and will openly advocate for a dictator, like daddy Stalin or Uncle Kim and their gulag hell-states because she thinks Commies will kill/imprison everyone she hates and/or envies. Ask her, she has a hard time shutting up about...
  45. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Actually, you've never asked me that question before. But I have answered several of your AA-related questions before, in good faith, only to have you respond with furious and witless hectoring, so I doubt any further discussion on the topic would be more fruitful.
  46. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Made by a Canadian in 100 hours of photoshop.
  47. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Still waiting for a single one of my apparently many drunkposts to be put up.
  48. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    I'm going to outlive you and Dim Tom both. Because God loves me, and he thinks you're a big fat crazy.
  49. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Exhibit one in her presentation to the UN/Ken's licensing board.
  50. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Ashley's weight is so high, she could be one of the theoretical elements on the periodic table.
  51. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    No, no, everyone that Ashley flails around spastically attacking is a nazi. They've all always been nazis. Ashley just has an unerring ability to ferret out nazis.
  52. El Santo?

    Fabian Guzman: Transgendered Nonbinary Individual Thrown Out of Chi Omega Sorority

    I remember an article about this guy. He used to stare at the sorority girls making out with their boyfriends and he'd make them very uncomfortable because he'd pop quite unladylike boners, and there was something about trying to peek in their showers, too.
  53. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    I don't know which is funnier: her delusional thinking, or the 'random' username with 'sad' in it. She also used to come up with usernames during that period with 'dad' in them.
  54. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    complaint status: not filed or, probably, even written threads status: open emotional state: butthurt and pissy personal info: uncontrolled
  55. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Why must it always come to hate speech?
  56. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Clearly, but I can't blame them, in many cultures Ashley would've been left exposed to die. Her precious USSR would've put her into their brutal and barbaric orphanage system, where she would've gone feral or thrown out at 16 to be a vodka whore for factory laborers. Emojis, serious business...
  57. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    No one in my family gets put in homes, except my Great-Aunt after a massive stroke.
  58. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    You're not her mother.
  59. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    You didn't see her in any condition, really.
  60. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

  61. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    You're the one that keeps feeling the need to show pictures of your guns when you get angry.
  62. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

  63. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Needless to say, she did not stop bothering me.
  64. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    I've linked her to their tip page before. Ashley's mom spitting rhymes. Made by Rod Dangerous. This usually sets her off bigtime.
  65. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Pure fantasy.
  66. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    All those drunk-posts of mine that you can't find or point out, because they don't exist. No, it's incarcerate. Which is exactly what I wrote you dumb fat cunt. So are you, and you've posted here way more than me.
  67. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    If I dribbled out incoherence, wouldn't other people be calling me out? But no, it's just you and your absurd hate for me.
  68. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Every word I wrote was clear, simple English.
  69. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Agreed.
  70. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Incarcerating your political enemies is a poor way to run a government. It's basically admitting that you can't defeat their arguments. And it shows both fear and hypocrisy. But you're A-OK with gross hypocrisy, and you've never been able to coherently lay out your arguments or beliefs. It's...
  71. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    I did enjoy the 1st one, but I doubt I'll play this one.
  72. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    I play very little video games, Ash. I'm too busy living life, not hiding from life like you.
  73. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Yet another mention of my deranged DM that Ashley can't produce or even accurately describe.
  74. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    No progress made on this front, but I encourage her to keep trying.
  75. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

  76. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Maybe it's one of those 'normal' people Ashley always talks about.
  77. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    I'm very good at multitasking. Very few of my children have fallen down old wells or been trapped under falling trees while I post here.
  78. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski So who's going to mod this shithole?

    Don't resort to increasingly histrionic attempts to get my attention, that would be nutso.
  79. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski So who's going to mod this shithole?

    I put your new account on ignore, Ash.
  80. El Santo?

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski So who's going to mod this shithole?

    Ashley: Friend of the Gays. You can tell she's extra tolerant by her use of the words fag, faggot, faggy, and gay as negative descriptors.
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