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  1. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    I've only interacted with him once or twice casually before the thread exploded. I had no idea how absolutely messed up he is. Like I said, there's nothing that anyone else can do for him at this point. He needs to take responsibility and fix his own situation, but that is looking less likely...
  2. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    People have repeatedly warned him about his behavior and that he needs to get off the internet for a while. He didn't heed anyone's warnings and look what happened.
  3. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights spergy users on kiwifarms you've come across/interacted with

    You know, for someone who was on a website known for documenting lolcows, he sure didn't heed the variety of cautionary tales that were presented there. I don't think there's anything one can do for him at this point.
  4. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Speculation Why are Kiwis obsessed with porn and lolicon?

    I haven't seen this before but wow that poor dad. I'm only on the eight minute mark and I'm getting a dose of second hand embarrassment. I'd still love my son no matter what he does but I'd be a bit let down if he brought me this kind of news.
  5. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Speculation Why are Kiwis obsessed with porn and lolicon?

    Well, that's my childhood ruined forever, thanks a lot.
  6. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights spergy users on kiwifarms you've come across/interacted with

    I could have been a chronic gooner and pornography addict but instead my parents made me get a job.
  7. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Least Favorite Kiwifarms Users

    I don't have any significant problems with any users in particular, but the landscape has changed over the years. It used to be fun shitposting there, I still stop in occasionally to catch up on a few choice threads but that's about it.
  8. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    But where else will I get my ultra collectible Sonichu merch? Seriously though I may be a cringe lord myself but at least I didn't spend $1500 on a horrifying Sonic Totem from 8th grade.
  9. UltimateDestroyer

    Hobbies R.I.P. Onionfarms

    Of course, keeping up with the ancient stereotype of Jewish people and money. I'm all for freedom of speech but dealing with those clowns makes me reconsider at least a little.
  10. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Is that why he said "Don't Buy From Chris?" So that people will spend money on the other internet fatass everyone talks about?
  11. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    OVER 9000 :trollface:
  12. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I bought a shirt, also I bought a few silver coins of Chris just to make sure the site lasts a couple more years. :trollface:
  13. UltimateDestroyer

    Hobbies R.I.P. Onionfarms

    Will Josh blame Da Jooze for his inability to afford an oceanfront penthouse? Find out on next week's episode of Dragon Ball Z!
  14. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I'm not here to discuss my political views but I have noticed a change in the culture, a lot of places do ban right leaning users (or those they suspect of being so) and they don't really have anywhere else to go. I have experience with this myself (apparently disagreement is considered...
  15. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Racism is worse than murder, and everyone who does not crawl naked on their hands and knees on rusty nails and broken glass to worship me 24-7 is a racist.
  16. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Anyone who describes himself as "alt right" or takes the term seriously is a raging autist of some sort. I'm not here to talk politics too much but people take themselves way too seriously with that shit.
  17. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights What are some truly bad things Kiwi Farms has done?

    The worst thing KF has done is letting Josh be in charge, everything else went to hell over time since then.
  18. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I dunno if Fight Club is a metaphor for homosexuality, but Josh probably masturbates to the thought of being Tyler Durden because he's an angry fat chump who has no life outside the internet. Barely a peg or two above a hand flapping ass pie retard.
  19. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I know one guy in the building I work at who has heard of Kiwi Farms before. Bit of a long story but even he knows Josh is a goober though he's not involved with the site. A rare occurrence but I've never met a normie who even knows the place exists, though I don't make a habit of pressing the...
  20. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights spergy users on kiwifarms you've come across/interacted with

    So it's like with the people who play D&D type games as some raging barbarian or dark edgelord who tend to be big fat losers in their real lives? I'm not saying that's always the case but it does tend to correlate with certain things like that. But c'mon it's the Internet. Everyone behind a...
  21. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights spergy users on kiwifarms you've come across/interacted with

    I like A&N and Happenings because they have a variety of topics and you don't get banned for disagreeing like you do some places I've been to. I do find it amusing that the biggest spergs name themselves after wrestling characters which makes sense because WWE tends to attract autists who want a...
  22. UltimateDestroyer

    Nigerian DJ Rips An Indian Woman Of 18 Million Naira With Fake Promise Of Canadian Visa

    Scambaiting is based and funny and should be encouraged.
  23. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights spergy users on kiwifarms you've come across/interacted with

    Honestly I've gotten so bored with the place I only go there to get snippets from A&N and Happenings or to check the Chris stuff out, I could give a fuck about lolcows now because either the novelty wore off or they went to prison or some other thing happened.
  24. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Why were you banned from kiwi farms?

    Honestly I have no idea what that guy's issues are, but people have made a PM chain just to avoid having to interact with him. Since when has the ignore button been a thing? He's been around basically since the board was Cwcki Forums and he sort of just never left, even after Josh bought up the...
  25. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    I'm not too bothered about that kind of thing as long as the person isn't going on about "no GF" all the time, don't get me wrong people need to vent sometimes but honestly some folks don't understand that their obsession with getting a girlfriend is in fact a big contributing factor to their...
  26. UltimateDestroyer

    Celebritysphere - United States Kayne West (Ye)

    I don't really have any strong opinions on celebrities overall but Kanye West is delusional if he thinks Hitler would like him the same way.
  27. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    If that's the case, it probably explains why there's a lot of talk about troons on the site. I honestly don't really go there much anymore, the novelty of the forum has worn off. I miss the days the internet was fun and not a hopeless wasteland of corporate propaganda and unlimited advertising...
  28. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    Bad example, he's married with children, younger than Dear Feeder, AND has a crippling drug addiction that cost him six figures over time, and is still overall more successful than him. Josh will never get a girlfriend, let alone marry or have sex. This whole site's userbase is comprised of...
  29. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I'll still visit the actual forum once in a while for reasons of my own, but I've never listened to his show. I honestly never saw a reason to. He's in his thirties and still acting like a 14 year old who was told he couldn't go to some house party on a school night.
  30. UltimateDestroyer

    🏳️‍🌈Pride

    It used to be something other than a dumping ground for worthless corporate merch they turn out every June to capitalize on the sodomites and their sinful ways. Actually it's even worse now, I don't care if you are personally gay but the "community" is one of the inner circles of cringe.
  31. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    It's a sometimes thing for me, I haven't seen a good one in a while. Books do it better for me in that regard anyway.
  32. UltimateDestroyer

    Africa (Except MENA) Anthrax Outbreak in Africa

    Uganda, huh? I guess somebody's been eating da poopoo.
  33. UltimateDestroyer

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    Yeah, it's kinda nice not having every thread plastered with Josh's fapfuel.
  34. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Really, no space wizards with lazer swordz. 🗡️
  35. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I can't really talk about what I'm into here because I'm still active elsewhere and it would blow my cover, but I think Futurama did a good job lampooning the franchise.
  36. UltimateDestroyer

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    Restricting the area to members only is probably a good thing, removing all the gay porn and gore pictures that people would spam would be a full time job.
  37. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Oh okay, I knew there was something that they did as a workaround, then again I don't spend time in religious circles or the circles within, so I dunno. As far as the Internet is concerned, a lot of those guys just have nowhere else to go, many of them were around before Josh took the reins and...
  38. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I never said it was true, just that I've heard it happens as a workaround for the "no sex before marriage" unless they're fucking and not telling anyone the truth. Irrelevant in Welper's case though, all these newfags fucking suck monkey cock and shit the place up more than it has been already.
  39. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I've heard that some Mormons engage in anal sex instead of vaginal because it's not "taking her virginity before marriage" or whatever. I'm not saying that Welper does have some weird fetishes or something, but it's definitely a possibility? They do have a few lefty users but they're either old...
  40. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I was using an example but he was kind of an angry sperg who's probably much like that obsessed alien Trekkie from Futurama who acts like a child over small inconveniences. Because it's not hard to come off as an intelligent person when the rest of the group is a bunch of drooling morons...
  41. UltimateDestroyer

    Hobbies R.I.P. Onionfarms

    Honestly I'm not a fan of bars or clubbing so I don't really give a fuck, but it's funny how hypocritical the ruling class is on this. Reminds me of their climate shit too, they whine about us not driving soy burgers and eating electric cars or whatever, but buy everything on Amazon and fly the...
  42. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Folks be like "Gawd I hate tranny Nazis and incels are so annoying! Have sex already you losers!!!! And get a job!!!!" Then the response to criticism: "Grrrrr stop calling me a tranny lover and a Nazi incel! I have a job! And a girlfriend! And we have sex!!!! No I won't post her pictures as...
  43. UltimateDestroyer

    Hobbies R.I.P. Onionfarms

    You would think so, but with the way things are it's getting more difficult to "meet people in real life" with the explicit intent to date and mate or whatever it's called. Corona really fucked society good, or, more accurately, national governments' response to it did. Let me guess, it's just...
  44. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I wouldn't be surprised if some of the more terminally online guys were in fact into loli, as a 2D cartoon girl of questionable age can't fight back against their onanism. I'm amazed any of these people even know what a book is.
  45. UltimateDestroyer

    Hobbies R.I.P. Onionfarms

    I have a friend who's kind of a "Chad" if we're going to borrow the terminology, he thinks I'm crazy because I don't like those apps. I have my reasons but a lot of it is just a vehicle for bots and OnlyFans models to hawk their "content." I don't like social media much either, I prefer the odd...
  46. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Welper is one of those weirdos that wants to ban all non-reproductive sex because of his religious beliefs but in reality seems like an incel in denial using Jesus as an excuse for being an inept social failure. No wonder he's not spending Christmas with his family and instead doing gay ops.
  47. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Minor PL here, I know someone who has an OnlyFans, she has Tourette's or something and she has a reasonable amount of followers. A few weirdo simpy types though, but honestly, who the fuck would want to see a fat virgin like Josh whack his gack and pay actual money for it?
  48. UltimateDestroyer

    Hobbies R.I.P. Onionfarms

    I kinda get what you're saying, but without going too much into detail, the past few years have led to a rise in terminally online spergs and other undesirable things. Plenty of the KF and adjacent types try to come off as being more socially able than others but in reality they're just "playing...
  49. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Yes, I would like fries with that. Is Josh even qualified for a fast food job as a 32 year old virgin who neveri fnished high school?
  50. UltimateDestroyer

    Hobbies R.I.P. Onionfarms

    They ban people for having girlfriends or admitting to it on some of those sites, or for engaging in simp behavior. It's considered "foid worship" and so many people there complain about it shitting up the board. The ones I'm actually concerned about are the fresh out of high school ones, I...
  51. UltimateDestroyer

    Hobbies R.I.P. Onionfarms

    Is it worse to be an incel or a waifu enthusiast? Asking for a friend.
  52. UltimateDestroyer

    Hobbies R.I.P. Onionfarms

    They probably got a few threads too many on "waah women won't have sex with me, should I date men instead" type stuff. We get enough of that crap on JoshyFarms anyway.
  53. UltimateDestroyer

    Hobbies R.I.P. Onionfarms

    This is literally all I want, especially when I don't have to worry about getting banned for having an opinion that's different from what the TV says or whatever. Anyone who approves of such bans is missing the point of discussion forums, in that case it might as well be a static website...
  54. UltimateDestroyer

    What are you eating?

  55. UltimateDestroyer

    Christory Christian Weston Chandler / “Chris Chan” / Christine Weston Chandler /

    Where's the lie? At least it's entertaining garbage, but not in the way that he intends it to be.
  56. UltimateDestroyer

    Hobbies R.I.P. Onionfarms

    Probably 4chan refugees who go to other sites to shit things up for everyone else. On both our turfs, they keep getting worse every week.
  57. UltimateDestroyer

    Hobbies R.I.P. Onionfarms

    I'm just here because I need a place to shitpost, I don't really care about drama between boards. I just want to talk about random goofy shit during downtime at work.
  58. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    My personal favorite thing from Instagram is the "medium rare chicken strips," as that sounds like something a bad celebrity chef could come up with. I think it was a troll post but the replies, genuine or otherwise, were pretty funny. Just look at the thing, it's as sad to look at as it...
  59. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    GameStop is still in business? That's news to me. Video games have sucked at least since the "pay to win" mode has been adopted by many franchises. Josh needs to consider getting a job at some point. He was born in 1992 or something and I don't even think he finished high school though, for all...
  60. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    That's probably true, but it's nice to have some place to shitpost without getting banned constantly. It's not that hard to not get banned, pissing off Josh would probably do it though. He also claims to know whose sockpuppets are whose and stuff, but that's because the average person there...
  61. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Let's be honest, there really isn't much of anywhere left on the internet to talk about certain subjects without banning and censorship. A lot of these guys are just refugees from other sites, the board culture is radically different from what it first started out as. But Josh trying to be the...
  62. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Reminds me of a kid I knew in school who was obsessed with Adolf Hitler and gay sex, or at least an 11 year old's idea of it. He drew what's basically an adolescent's attempt at erotic cartoons involving things like Eric Cartman farting diarrhea into Hitler's face, I can't imagine Josh's idea of...
  63. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I know I've been out for a while, but that probably explains why he's so defensive when the subject of his dating and sex life come up. I'm not exactly the king shit when it comes to getting chicks to give me that poon but at least I fucking own it. He claims that he's had sex but I'd rather...
  64. UltimateDestroyer

    Shakira committed tax fraud in Spain

    With the kind of garbage my country's government wastes other people's money on, I'm not exactly morally opposed to tax fraud. Probably not a good idea though. Then again, the rich get away with it because they can afford the lawyers that you can't.
  65. UltimateDestroyer

    United States News and Drama ⁹Hunter Biden Faces New Additional Charges

    Hunter Biden is a foot freak? Doesn't surprise me one bit. Especially a guy who stole his dead brother's wife or fiance or whatever. I don't think he'll see a day in the slammer though. It's a crying shame.
  66. UltimateDestroyer

    Sexuality Drama Should Transwomen Have the Right to Participate in College Sports? Yes 100%

    Honestly I don't give a shit about spectator sports in general because corporations have managed to shit them up with political and social justice crap when all I wanna do is see Tom Brady get sacked damnit! Not everything has to be about politics, believe it or not.
  67. UltimateDestroyer

    Sexuality Drama Should Transwomen Have the Right to Participate in College Sports? Yes 100%

    Honestly I think the reason you see so many of them trying to join women's sports is because they know they can't compete against men, so they have to go somewhere that they may have an unfair advantage. It's not fair and not right, and might actually be dangerous in the case of mixed martial arts.
  68. UltimateDestroyer

    United States News and Drama The IRS goes after Etsy shops earning more than $600 a year

    It's not about the money, it's about screwing people whenever possible and getting away with it. Funny how the corporate oligarchy never seems to be affected by this crap, unless you own your own business, your workplace legally counts as a person.
  69. UltimateDestroyer

    United States News and Drama The IRS goes after Etsy shops earning more than $600 a year

    It doesn't surprise me that .gov is out to ruin yet another small business opportunity. What Walmart didn't destroy, the government will. And they're pushing this garbage during a period of historic inflation, which fucks the poor harder than they already have been!? With politicians like...
  70. UltimateDestroyer

    Eastern Europe & Caucasus Russian citizens are scared of their smartphones

    What else can I say, China is the future. They have a totalitarian government and a capitalist economy. Both gov and corps benefit from this relationship. We're a long way from Teddy Roosevelt's busting up of Standard Oil and whatnot, but indeed we are entering another Gilded Age. I imagine the...
  71. UltimateDestroyer

    Western Europe Italy bans AI assisted products & lab grown meat & "Anglomania"

    Honestly I'm not surprised they're going with the ChatGPT AI shit to produce propaganda, it seems to come out at rates that a human cannot keep up with.
  72. UltimateDestroyer

    Far East and Oceania Japanese PM unhurt after bomb chucked at him

    Between the shooting of Shinzo Abe with a homemade double barrel shotgun and a homemade bomb being used here, looks like all the laws in the world cannot stop a determined attacker. Japan's reputation as a "safe" country is largely artificial anyway. They have some pretty nasty serial killers...
  73. UltimateDestroyer

    Western Europe Italy bans AI assisted products & lab grown meat & "Anglomania"

    This AI shit is going to be the end of so many jobs and just you wait until they install it in some kind of military cyborg type thing. Honestly I don't blame them but a total ban is probably not a good idea.
  74. UltimateDestroyer

    Eastern Europe & Caucasus Russian citizens are scared of their smartphones

    Sounds like the kind of thing that politicians in the US want to do in their own country. Dissent is terrorism, after all.
  75. UltimateDestroyer

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    Now that Chris sightings are happening again, making things frustrating for the average butt sniffer can't be the worst thing for the community. Last thing they need is a bunch of retarded 12 year olds trying to get everyone in on their oh so brilliant trolling plans.
  76. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    On one hand, the cranks can be annoying, on the other, they have the right to their opinions too, plus you do have an Ignore button, honestly I'm amazed that more people don't actually use it. Honestly I think most political junkies are cranks to some degree or another, chickens voting for...
  77. UltimateDestroyer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Financial BS

    Reminds me of that picture that says "it's not rape if she can't say no" at the bottom of it. I think it was on ED a while back? All that Coke Zero did nothing to help him lose weight.:haha: Reminds me of that one splinter forum where the word filter changed "Coke Zero" to "goat semen." Shit...
  78. UltimateDestroyer

    Western Europe All Hail the new King

    I personally prefer this version. Great movie by the way.
  79. UltimateDestroyer

    Western Europe All Hail the new King

    Keeping Up With The Kardashians, UK Edition
  80. UltimateDestroyer

    Kiwifarms Down a Lot

    Yeah it loads for half a minute or so on my device then says "page could not be loaded."
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