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I thought Iwasamwillbe is a chick. Earlier in their posting history it(?) talked about a porn company trying to recruit it.
Syaoran Li - Dumb as a post and extremely paranoid about fundamentalist Christianity and will have meltdowns when it comes up. Goes just beyond thinking they suck, this...
It’s a toss up between Dom Cruise and Syaoran Li as to who is the dumbest A&N regular. I don’t mean “dumb” as “I disagree with them and don’t like it,” I mean dumb as in their IQ is very low. I think they mean well but they’re just dumb.
A big reason why people write these retarded essays is that people will shower them with positive stickers even though most people don’t actually read them. Secret Asshole does this a lot. This applies to all of KF too. Autism gets rewarded well there.
Can confirm. I get pulled into many of these chains for some reason. I used to just leave reflexively but I’ll stick around these now and leak them instead. It’s one of many things ruining KF now: fags hiding in DM groups and then gay opping when they think it’s their time to unleash an autism...
For an entry level position, a hiring manager is going to wonder what your skill set is, if you’re going to show up on time, can you finish an assignment with minimal bullshit and no procrastination, etc. If you’re in your early 30s with no list of accomplishments and no references, it’s a huge...
Those snippets are laughably bad. That shit isn’t even intern-level quality where you could later pull them aside and tell them not to write something that laughably bad. However if you’re a nigga in your early 30s, they’re going to want to see what you’ve actually done. That’s where it gets...
There’s no incentive to be honest about his finances so he isn’t going to do that. Keep his paypigs thinking that he’s the only thing keeping free speech alive on the internet. Dear Feeder was beyond delusional about his bank regulation thread but enough of them bought into it. As long as he’s...
That’s pretty much every A&N poster: claims to be an enlightened centrist and former demonrat voter who thinks they’ve gone too far and must vote Republican. They are above it all but will defend everything Trump does and will accept every conspiracy theory uncritically that validates their...
Shield Breaker, Syaoran Li, and Gehenna are the three shittiest posters in A&H&N. Them getting mad at @Leg Pit Cream is a sign he is doing things right.
That’s pretty dumb considering how closely some people pay attention to his antics. When 9ch opened, Vice had an article up about it the next day, for example. Jewsh would not be able to get away with it at all and changing his name would only make him look shadier/shiftier to boot.
JosephStalin is in fact retired and former military. I don’t know how he boomered his way onto discovering Kiwi Farms but a lot of his vibe is “how do you do fellow kids?” He’s not as awful as Gehenna or Syaoran Li so I don’t really mind him either way.
I’ve been a member since 2014 and the politisperging has always been around tbh. The political slant has changed but not the spergery itself. Also so many lolcows now feel the need to blather on about politics that it’s going to tough to actively shut off that conversation. I don’t know how you...
Most people in Europe, especially younger people, speak English. He can eke out an isolated, wretched existence by making a few hundred per month and not know the local language. Anything else likely requires him to use Google Translate.
That pretty much explains Jewsh’s finances. He does not...
I’ve been on KF for over five years and he’s had the same maudlin act since I’ve been there. I think he gets off on the idea that he and he alone is the only thing keeping free speech on the internet going. I will say that the frequency of his meltdowns has been ramping up the last year. He’s...
Null simped hard for Dick Masterson during this time, because Dick still had New Project 2, a Patreon alternative that Null was a member of and got about $2k a month from. At the time, Modern Medusa, a thot who occasionally guested as a newsbabe on The Dick Show, was sharing stories about Dick...
There wasn’t much laughing to begin with but a lot of it comes down to getting showered in good stickers for a-logging cows. As a result, everything a cow does now is so outrageous that it’s the end of the world if a random Kiwi Farms shitposter does not personally approve. The lolcow salon is...
Another factor is that most people aren’t like AnOminous and spend all day on the site. I follow a few lolcows, skim a couple subforum sections and that’s about it. All that shit happened when I was a member of the site and didn’t know it did, although I reflexively avoid Discord. If some shit...
Magats talk about Trump coming back in 2024 but those memories will fade. When Obama, Bush, and Clinton left office, people basically forgot about them a couple weeks later. Obama was widely considered a liability when he did stump speeches for candidates after 2016; as a result he just gives...
All politicians today are lolcows and I wouldn’t have a problem if they made a thread about Biden or Harris. Half of the fun is getting negrates by butthurt magats who are mostly in denial that the guy they worshiped for the last 5-6 years will end up as a punchline in history.
They did the same thing in the first part of Obama’s first term when Obama invited just about any celebrity possible for a photo op. It just comes off even weirder when the media is fawning over celebrities fawning over a decrepit honky.
Having paid attention to this shit for a while, the media...
That’s another gripe: the bandwagon makes certain cow threads unreadable. I used to read the Ethan Ralph thread. Then I’d see the thread grow by 50 pages during the day. I’d think “wow, did something happen?” but the answer was no, just the same pack of bandwagoners just camping out in the...
I’ve had multiple revenge negrate sprees against me. I’d log in and see 60 alerts and it’s some butthurt faggot who gave me top hats. Interestingly enough I’ve got neutral revenge rating spreed when I got several dozen thunkful ratings. I think that homo thought it was a negrate. It’s hard not...
The most hilarious part of the election thread was when they started counting yard signs and bumper stickers. That just because they saw three more Trump bumper stickers on the way to the grocery store than Biden bumper stickers means Trump was going to win in a landslide was utterly insane...
Yeah the stickersperging exists everywhere. Go to the Yaniv section and make fun of TERFs and you’ll see a couple dozen dumpy radfem catladies stickerswarm you. Go to the Beauty Parlor and make fun of fat chicks and the girls who are as fat as Amberlynn Reid but are in denial will negrate you...
That ties pretty well with my post on this: Null needs to take a deep breath, calm down, and sleep on it before he starts spazzing out about something. 230 was the biggest example of this. His ass kissers will never tell him this but whenever Null thinks the end is nigh about something, he tends...
HK was requested by almost everyone to be the mod there, so it was a rare instance of Null picking someone for reasons other than wanting to get in their 4XL panties or kissed his ass the hardest in the chat room. He’s been fine so far.
I’m not surprised this retard is a goon. SomethingAwful was and still is the epicenter of “anyone who hurts my feelings or disagrees with me is evil and should be banned.” Yet they’ll look the other way when it’s a seditious tankie.
Goons should fuck off everywhere and neck themselves.
Shield Breaker’s shtick is “as a black woman voting Republican for the first time I...” She also registered in December 2019 and has over 5,500 posts already. Pretty much omnipresent in the A&N and Happenings sections. Posts a lot but never has anything to say.
Gehenna was one of those dongs...
The 2020 election was a big one. When it was obvious Trump was struggling, they doubled down and asserted that it was actually Biden and the Democrats who were struggling. They also had some of the most obnoxious personalities there like Gehenna, Shield Breaker, and Syaoran Li. They take the...
This assumes he had a choice. When it comes to getting rid of someone, most employers will give the employee an option of quitting or getting fired. Quitting allows the employee to save face and the employer doesn’t have to deal with any unemployment claims.
The Gunt doesn’t need his own subforum either. Null was a few months late on that too. People were asking Null for a subforum months ago about him and he said no, which I agreed with. Like Amberlynn, most of the discussion about Ralph is just repetitive. It’s not that there’s too much going on...
Null likes to hype up the Beauty Parlor but they have some of the most defective users on the site. They powerlevel and alog constantly and are often as fucked up as the cows they obsessively follow if not more. Most of the BP regulars would get a halal thread if people paid attention to their...
Cosmos left the forums a few months ago. She kept getting made fun of so she flounced. She used to have a small army of simps who followed her around and uprated all her posts. A&N was the first time people didn’t think she farted sunshine and rainbows. She handled it about as well as you could...
The only reason why Null contemplated taking any action against A&N was that several in his inner circle, Cosmos in particular, kept getting made fun of and BTFO’d any time they waddled in that subforum. It had little or nothing to do with politics itself and more to do with his sycophants...
During one of his meltdowns, he took some pictures of Serbia but it felt more like he was lying to himself about enjoying the architecture, culture, etc. because it all felt half assed. Meanwhile I’m sure he knows the cup size of every BBW porn star like the back of his hairy-palmed hand.
That’s pretty much a flaw with KF in general: when they get self righteous and moralistic about dumb shit lolcows get into. If a deathfat eats another cake and lies about losing weight, there’s someone on KF writing a 5,000 word essay about it. That behavior gets encouraged because these...
Can confirm. Read the post histories of BP regulars and many of them will say something to the effect of them being fat but not Amberlynn Reid fat so therefore it’s okay. Reminds me of the fatties who think that as long as their boobs stick out further than their gut, it’s okay. Also if you make...
Null gets a lot of money coming in. He gets regular donations and sells a good amount of merchandise to meet his targets. Notice he always talks about being on the precipice of being broke but never actually says he is. More money rolls in that way. Wouldn’t surprise me if it ends up being...
What surprises me is how Ukraine and Serbia are full of attractive girls who would fuck you just because you are an American. Yet here he is, downloading fat girl porn instead. I’m sure expenses are lower but instead he’s isolated in a country that he knows little or nothing about. Doesn’t make...
Cosmos had a weird mini cult that followed her around like a lost puppy that gave her an inflated sense of self importance. It should also be a given that if you made fun of their queen, you would get revenge rated. That all started to crash around her as towards the end, more people started...
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