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  1. kiwifaggot

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    She's actually a real adult. It's Jessica from Arknights, the military nekomimi mobile game.
  2. kiwifaggot

    Hobbies Shitty shit games you like

    If you can't sit down and enjoy OG Tomb Raider I don't know what to tell you.
  3. kiwifaggot

    Hobbies Shitty shit games you like

    I would consider both of those to be great, non-shit, games.
  4. kiwifaggot

    Hobbies Shitty shit games you like

    Soldam Bought this from a bargain bin and it's simple enough for the whole family to enjoy. Doesn't beat Puyo Puyo Tetris or Tetris 99 for Switch puzzle games but it's fun, if lacking in complexity.
  5. kiwifaggot

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Is there ever any hope of the full Spiderman thread getting leaked someday? It seems like a fun evening of chuckles, but I guess with how long it is I shouldn't hold my breath.
  6. kiwifaggot

    Best Nuclear War Songs

  7. kiwifaggot

    What are you listening to right now?

    This has quickly become my second favorite album of all time.
  8. kiwifaggot

    Incel general thread

    "All women are whores." "No women will sleep with me!" Their entire beliefs are an oxymoron they've constructed to make up for the fact that they are unlikeable and refuse to actually look for love.
  9. kiwifaggot

    Covid Vaccine Megathread

    Well, getting the vaccine is now a requirement for the building I'm working in. I went today and got the first shot and my arms (including the one not shot) felt sore immediately after, but otherwise everything was fine on the ride back home. Then I got really drowsy and needed to sleep the...
  10. kiwifaggot

    What is the weirdest fetish?

    Multi-limbs and conjoined twins. Scat, vore, vomit and all that shit are just gross, not weird.
  11. kiwifaggot

    Virtual YouTuber/Vtuber General

    Obligatory posting the only good V-tuber video.
  12. kiwifaggot

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Technically it's a pre-diagnosis to Anti-Social Personality Disorder not Psychopathy, but there are a lot of overlaps between the two and people with ASPD tend to also get labeled as psychopaths.
  13. kiwifaggot

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Do this to impress your date.
  14. kiwifaggot

    General Movie Thread

    Just watched this with the family. It was actually really dang funny and had some fantastic dance coregraphy.
  15. kiwifaggot

    ITT: Essential softwre

    What's a good free alternative to CCleaner? I'm not exactly a /g/entleman but I'd be open to alternative software that functions better/ is more privacy-based.
  16. kiwifaggot

    ITT: Essential softwre

    Luminar SMPlayer VLC Gimp 4kVideodownloader CCleaner Anyburn yED Topaz Gigapixel FruityLoops
  17. kiwifaggot

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    He releases most stuff under the name Negative XP now. I don't think he's gone by School Shooter in few years.
  18. kiwifaggot

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Pretty gay thread. People are mostly responding earnestly too. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-celebrities-do-you-think-are-in-the-closet.86304/
  19. kiwifaggot

    Alan Moore

    It's honestly not that bad or as shocking as people make it out to be. It kinda fails as pornography though cause it isn't particularly erotic despite all the explicit sex. It also doesn't really have as much meat to dig into as the rest of his books since all it boils down to is "Sex shapes...
  20. kiwifaggot

    Onionfarms Drama Text

    ⧫︎♏︎⌧︎⧫︎
  21. kiwifaggot

    Alan Moore

    I love how absolutely spiteful he is to every adaptation and continuation of his work. He doesn't mind insulting the fan-fic tier follow-ups of Watchmen right to the writer's faces. Also, check out Promethea it's probably his most underrated work, very beautiful, and explores interesting...
  22. kiwifaggot

    What are you listening to right now?

    It's weirdly decent; if you like noise I'd recommend the album.
  23. kiwifaggot

    That one bird people want to fuck

    Secretary Birds have feminine eyelashes and attract a lot of interesting fans. We have articles written about just how hot they are. Twitter users who "no zoo" love her. Every comment box about them has someone who finds it fuckable. And of course, it's the /an/ choice for bird gf...
  24. kiwifaggot

    Kiwi Farms now puts comments on Moderator Approval

    A mod responded to this over there.
  25. kiwifaggot

    Ray Willliam Johnson Embarrassing Gorillaz Knockoff

    Believe it or not, it didn't use to be a SJW hivemind, and at the time it was (and still kind of is) the best social blogging site after LiveJournal.
  26. kiwifaggot

    Ray Willliam Johnson Embarrassing Gorillaz Knockoff

    The only thing I know about this guy is that a Tumblr blog I used to follow would blast this track every time you visited their page. Truly a master of subtle humor.
  27. kiwifaggot

    Spongebob Squarepants

    Obnoxious trash.:samoy:
  28. kiwifaggot

    General Movie Thread

    Last thing I've watched, decent film noir.
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    Random videos

  30. kiwifaggot

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I find complaining about the politics on the site to be pretty tiresome, but the high on himself writing of this one combined with the tldr response is pretty amusing.
  31. kiwifaggot

    Star wars vs star trek

    TNG is clearly the best and blows everything Star Wars related out of the water. Besides, Star Wars is just sword and sorcery in space, it's not even a true sci-fi. Also, unpopular Star Trek opinion Any suggestions for good Buck content? I've seen one of the 1930s film serials, but It didn't...
  32. kiwifaggot

    Recommend anime & manga

    Have you checked out the Darkstalkers OVAs? Their pretty fun adaptations with a dark tone and that great mid-90s feel to them. Not the most accurate adaptation, but they convey the general atmosphere of the games well enough. A good blend of neo-gothic and oriental mysticism. I think Discotek...
  33. kiwifaggot

    Recommend anime & manga

    One of those things was not like the others. I agree with your sentiments though, the current anime market is oversaturated with moe and isekai trash. While there are still a few studios with some sense of visual identity (namely Kyoani, Shaft, and Trigger) a vast majority of them just blend...
  34. kiwifaggot

    Recommend anime & manga

    Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei is the best anime ever and you can't change my mind. Other random recs: Lupin the III (Part 1 and 2 especially) Space Firebird 2772 The Death Lullaby Genshiken (Read the manga) Abenobashi Maria Holic Osomatsu-san Night on the Galactic Railroad New Hurricane Polymar...
  35. kiwifaggot

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Reminder that JokerRager/Jack Edelweiss possibly only evaded a Halal because he was advised by a mod to hide and private everything. A couple of users like Pickle Dick rushed making a thread and in the process prompted people to alert him that a Halal was brewing. Still, massive props to Mr...
  36. kiwifaggot

    What are you listening to right now?

    Been in the mood for more light-hearted things.
  37. kiwifaggot

    What are you listening to right now?

    I wish MSI didn't have a Hot Topic girl reputation. Their music is catchy as heck.
  38. kiwifaggot

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    It prevents extraneous posts. Why clog up the discussion just to say you agree? On Kiwifarms it also adds to the highlight feature and indicates the posts worth reading if you're trying to get into a cow.
  39. kiwifaggot

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms what is the most badass thing Null has done

    It's almost like the site is based in America
  40. kiwifaggot

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I actually really appreciate him taking the time to respond to me. I posted my diatribe here because I didn't think I would end up as anything less than an object of public scorn on Kiwifarms. I do not have a cult-poster status and while I don't think I would have been banned for it or anything...
  41. kiwifaggot

    What are you listening to right now?

    Dog-led grind.
  42. kiwifaggot

    What Would Be The Ideal Job for Josh?

    Bitter begger. "Will complain for food."
  43. kiwifaggot

    What are you listening to right now?

    I love concept albums
  44. kiwifaggot

    SNES

    :dislike:
  45. kiwifaggot

    SNES

    Yeah SMW is a much more mechanically rich game, not even going to attempt to rebut that. At high-level play it is super fun to watch, at the end end of the day though in just the basic game the levels just aren't as fun to traverse. It's not even just a matter of the overall theme as it is the...
  46. kiwifaggot

    SNES

    Best RPG? Easily Earthbound, fantastic presentation style with beautiful psychedelic visuals and one of the only game OSTs worth listening to on its own. Plus the rolling health bars is one of my favorite battle mechanics period. Platformer is a little harder to narrow down, but I think I'm...
  47. kiwifaggot

    Hobbies What are you Currently Playing?

    Let's have a thread for the games we're playing at the moment. Post a game and your thoughts on it. I'm right now I'm enjoying Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker. It's the fifth Metal Gear game I've played and while the level-based gameplay doesn't seem to leave one with as much freedom of...
  48. kiwifaggot

    Hobbies Old Games that Still Hold Up

    Just about everything Nintendo and Capom have put out. Unless it's on the Atari I also don't really get comments about games "aging." Assuming it isn't broken fundamentally fun gameplay isn't really hindered by graphical limitations. Favorite ones that don't get enough attention are Captain...
  49. kiwifaggot

    What are you listening to right now?

    Without a single shred of shame or irony. It's one of my favorite Dancecore songs and I periodically get it stuck in my head.
  50. kiwifaggot

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    garakfan69 never seems to leave A&H, I've yet to see them in another subforum. Lenard Hopelessness tends to make joke posts and generally seems pretty level-headed, if a bit autistic Aquinas is a shitposter and makes people mad. Daddy's Little Kitten I mostly see in A&H and I admittedly tend to...
  51. kiwifaggot

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Aren't you True and Honest?
  52. kiwifaggot

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Here are the interesting posts that haven't been shared yet from the @Leg Pit Cream ban thread. I figured I'd post them here as Josh isn't in them. Not in chronological order. These two are edited to remove extraneous posts in between them.
  53. kiwifaggot

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    @Leg Pit Cream You are missed.:feels: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/unban-arm-pit-cream.84249/
  54. kiwifaggot

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights When did you turn on Kiwi Farms?

    I've been there close to five years now and I still love the site and a majority of the userbase. While I'm fatigued by some of the larger lolcow cults and just overall outrage culture a lot of the site needlessly perpetuates, I quite enjoy having a place to freely discuss whatever I want in the...
  55. kiwifaggot

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Does anyone have any more info on his involvement with Drake? This game is pretty infamous, especially in the gaming youtube sphere, and this is my first time hearing of null's connection to it. Doing some googling IMDB is the only site listing Josh as a writer besides a few film databases...
  56. kiwifaggot

    Cicadas

    They are legitimately interesting insects. Scientists have no idea why periodical cicadas wait the number of years they do and there is debate over exactly what triggers them the years they do come out. They're cool to read about, I just wish they weren't so noisy.
  57. kiwifaggot

    Cicadas

    The 17 year cicadas are going to emerge this year in the east and mid-west. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2021/01/26/17-year-cicadas-coming-to-michigan/4250507001/ Can't wait to hear these pests all summer.
  58. kiwifaggot

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I don't browse /pol/ and I very rarely go in Articles and News mainly because I feel like I'm in a perpetual cycle of the same 20 posts. It has nothing to do with being offended. I hate trannies, but there is only so many times you can laugh at a 41% post before you get bored are wish people...
  59. kiwifaggot

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Your kike posting was kind of overdone. There is only so many times you can tell anti-semitic jokes before it stops being funny and just becomes annoying. Same problem a majority of A&H posters have.
  60. kiwifaggot

    Syrup

    They spend too much time on the interwebs and lose any semblance of what makes up normal human interaction. That's what leads to every other lolcowish trait they may have such as oversharing or autistic behavior. The only exception to this is scitzocows.
  61. kiwifaggot

    Dead Kiwi Farms Users.

    What happened to DykesDykesChina? They're actually dead right? If so that's a shame; whenever I'm reading older threads her posts stick out in a positive way.
  62. kiwifaggot

    Random videos

    Thanks for reminding me of this meme. I've got close to 200 miscellaneous videos saved. Might post more later.
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