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Why do retards have to ruin everything. Fuck off, @Absolute Brainlet

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It seems our Diet Coke meter is running dangerously low. We need to find a can as soon as possible.

ugh, retard. we don't even know if we have a gamer chair because you didn't OBSERVE ROOM

observe demesne through broken window frame

utilize HULKING BELLYGUT to OPEN WINDOW (smash)

return to room and knock over cans with our MASSIVE GIRTH

equip GUNT

view INVENTORY

might come in handy later when we need to make a quick exit

put doorknob into inventory

shut the fuck up. you don't even know where the door is or if there's even a door.

assess room for nearest exit

equip NOODLE ARMS

cool. all i ever wanted was to be loved. 8====D

I'll never be a lolcow, will I

dam bro. that means you have a chance with me tho.

so you two have something in common. no wonder you're best friends

hull chaps. pls distill the last ten or so pages in under six words for me

i forgot

tHAT ENTIRE ARTICLE SHOULD BE EDITED AND HOSTED HERE

Why did that show become such a tranny magnet?

it was very homoerotic

gnight faggots

>giving null money

Would you agree that as a joke it's grown so trite as to be completely unfunny?

He has his own shit to deal with and I dislike asking favors.

Hardy-har.

I've been suggested that before. I'm only just beginning to teach myself to code in preparation for a potential career change. I'm sure someone else has programmed such a thing already that I could rewrite by adhering to tutorials.

It's been very funny but he's handling it well.

If I had all the time in the world I would leak every single page of Supporters. I started work on it but I've got too much shit going on that's more important than that.

No. The entire thing should be made publicly viewable.

First I'm underage and now I'm an alcoholic. ?

How much of what he says and does do you think is a gimmick?

You sure about that?

Grrrr it's posts like these that really grind my gears >:(

watcha drinkan

none of this shit has any value but it sure is entertaining

It was a sincere question. It's something I had been wondering about for months. Now I don't care. You cleared all the worries from my mind.

nigga who cares. your flailing around is funny enough to stay up and make popcorn for

I'll consider it.

thanks

Make me, bitch.

same

I am having a rare moment of ataraxy. :)

He's deranged lol

he said while blood sprayed from his fractured ass

I'm not underaged and if I was it would be very embarrassing for him right now.

Wonder as you will. You answered my question. It leaves me to wonder how you support yourself, or whether you rely on family or the government to keep a roof over your head.

I've long wondered whether you have a job.

This doesn't bother me as much as you think it does.

Maybe there's nothing wrong with you and I should have no reason to be concerned. Maybe you're just a dickhead.

I was trying to show some genuine concern for you.

It was a serious question. Are you okay?

Are you okay

same

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APC is cringe now??

Woah.....

I made a very similar bet except that I promised I'd have a beautiful fur felt hat made custom and that I'd slowly eat it for the camera. Can't remember what the bet was offhand.

He's self-taught. This is a part of why his potential is being squandered. He needs that natural talent channeled by some manner of instruction.

There's already a band by that name.

I don't remember clearly because it never mattered to me but I believe he's a sous chef. I don't think I'm overselling it that much. The chemical wounds on his legs kept opening up on him and weren't healing properly. I don't see why they wouldn't heal if he was taking care of himself and...

He says he's a professional chef. He was crippled last year from some kind of cleaner they use in the kitchen he worked at and so sat on his ass almost all of last year with festering sores repeatedly opening up around his ankles and shins.

He'd been talking about there being hidden lolcows in A&H and how he had a plan to reveal them for months before all this had happened. I'm surprised that something seemingly so small set him up for the fall. Your posts in that thread were excellent.

I know a few of the women whose pants he was trying to get in and he accidentally slipped that he was in a few others' inboxes. It's a pattern of behavior he had probably been engaging in for some time.

Have you not seen the ugly leather fedora he made? Or his hideous battle jacket?

I agree with this statement. It's not just the art; I think as a person he is wasted potential.

He was in the inboxes of a lot of women. He mad a show of bragging about the women from the forum he tricked into bed.

He spammed it before then too. It was always funny seeing how pissy everyone would get. Some would flip shit over it and stay mad for days.

There was a brief moment a couple of years ago when I sincerely thought he might be some kind of chatbot. He's foreign and probably autistic so it's practically the same thing.

What bothers me the most is that he's actively squandering himself, his talent and his future. It's not just the furry bullshit he's gotten himself involved in, he's ruining his chances at a better future by not decoupling from his family and growing up.

I made the same joke about him almost two years ago that turned into a running gag. There are some people that still call Revo a bot.

Guys, I think I'm getting groomed.

She keeps people at an arm's length even when she's being open. It's a characteristic I appreciate in other people.

Really? I've never seen her behave cattily and she's fairly frank with how she's feeling and with what she's thinking even though she is often aloof. All one has to do is ask and she'll tell you to your face what she thinks of you or someone else without making a secret of it.

Sure, whatever they are they've been spamming photos of themself and shitty threads since yesterday.

pixelatedharmony is rather new. Their propensity for oversharing and having a poor understanding of site culture might mean a funny halal.

You have never asked me for asshole pics. ?