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If someone tears a hole in its ass and installs a pocket bussy I swear to God

The thin one is a person in a prison. Prisoners are people, prisons aren't.

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Fatties aren't people.

y'all niggaz need anythang

Adam was the first simp

Posing as an American this whole time sure is a great way to throw anyone off my trail, isn't it?

1. Ever noticed how often he says "I borrowed this from-"? And who he attributes to most of the really obscure gaming stuff? :cool: 3. He writes what he knows, and a lot of people seem to like it.

1. Yes! And it's a bog standard garage with two wire shelves with a lot of random knick-knacks on them. I don't know what you expected. Bit of a spoiler here: He has a pair of very amusing puppets he'll do a review on, hopefully sooner than later. 2. Not at all. Chris is an interesting...

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Yes and they literally named it after Null because even the world's most autistic mathfags wanted to dab on him (timestamped to 19:01)

>implying it's possible to know less about women than jersh

I hate getting those cum updates from you in my ass. Please, fuck me. I kind of liked you on KF, and kind of like you here, but you're still a chad with everything to contribute in my ass. Unless, I consider your daily wiping of cum and smearing it around my ass for everyone to see what a...

The title explains it. I am the "cummer". The original. Cummycats have shown up though I do not hold it against them. Oh, no, no. Not at all! For they have helped immensely in my efforts. This forum has been selected over the other for the simple reason that I believe you will preserve and...

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Lol, the beat drops and then they smash cut to people dancing.

Healthy young child starts chewing his nails, grinds up massive amounts from many fingers & toes, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTISM. Many such cases!

Not anymore.

DOWN ON THE GROUND HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACKS DON'T MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVEMENTS

I can't believe Stephen Hillenburg himself confirmed that scene to be canon

They should just fuck each other and get it all out of their system

Yeah, throwing your food away in a garbage can with a lid is probably the best first step on keeping bugs from infesting your plants. Sounds to me like Josh needs to start right from the very, very first step of getting his shit together: I know it's a giant meme, but if you can't even clean...

But really, has he looked into hosting in Somalia like I'm sure the Somalian government wouldn't give a shit about people on the other hemisphere making fun of trannies 'cause they'll be making some sweet sweet ameribux

You may be a lot of things, but you will have sex someday.

how the fuck did that whole thing last 10 years

It's a pretty good show

the work of a true master of piss

I don't have patience for any song longer than Song 2

39 years old and still fat as a fuckin' planet

Hello everyone, it is me, I like the anus of Donald Trump.

I want to see his poor nails looking beautiful and finely manicured

I would click yes but he chews his nails and he should be banned until he stops chewing his nails!

man I really hate it when i gotta go into private browsing so my youtube recommendations dont get screwed up and i have to see all the front page vids

It's cool to smoke Smoking is only for cool people If you are not cool, it is illegal for you to operate smoking apparatuses, and for violating this law, you will be sent to prison.

Ima just buy a fuckin regular ass dremel i dont give a fuck how much they cost this fuckin piece of shit ass jank ass dremel piece of shit aint workin right dont even hold my bits in place piece of shit fuckin throw this shit against the wall fuckin...

does oP use a fucking dremel to trim his toenails? jeez

No.

Not just evil, but dumb as a box of rocks. The release schedule for arcade DDR games has been insane since the very beginning. For those out of the loop, Dance Dance Revolution was a pretty big deal in Japanese arcades for a few years. The thing is, arcade machines are very, very expensive...

Releasing an arcade game smack dab in the middle of a fucking global pandemic is a chad move Running timed events during a fucking global pandemic is a gigachad move Like even Andamiro delayed the next Pump it Up and just extended updates and support for Pump it Up XX through 2021, lol...

I really can't argue that enemy variety was lacking, though the ones they had were pretty good. But it weighed heavily on what amounted to pallette-swapped damage sponges, like those white goblins that weren't exactly tough, but more just bigger pains in the ass by the time they come along...

Really makes you wonder how the hell Konami hasn't been hacked yet. I know you're the last person I'd need to convince that they're terrible, but they outright used one of their game's source code as a dummy file for a PlayStation game. If they've been that lax on security in the past, I'd...

Linux people hate desktops and launch everything from the command line

I would not have sex with Krystal, both her Dinosaur Planet form and her StarFox Adventures form.

The leaks apparently came from a company called BroadOn, some Chinese tech company Why Nintendo trusted some random Chinese company with all their most closely guarded assets, everything down to source code from some of their most beloved games of all time and their actual development tools is...

it's almost a good song, like he was on the right path when making something like you'd hear in Payday 2 but then he had to fuckin' incorporate chiptunes Like man, you almost had it

why is everyone from Ohio an awful person in one way or another like, seriously, every single time someone turns out to be a spiteful asshole Those just look like bug bites

It's true, I watched him do it, from the closet

other top tier SNES songs: chill ones: hype ones:

Ironically, it was very very easy to find those pictures of Marie if you had been following The Dick Show. Everyone knew the Maddox breakup was over 80's Girl, who was Maddox's ex, and Dick had openly mentioned she was a schoolteacher. Then you just look at the acknowledgements section of...

They were better at different kinds of music, Genesis in general having harsher sounds that work better for more aggressive music, so when it came to more chill tunes, the Genesis fell flat on its face. Just compare these two: Of course, you've got other factors like just flat-out how...

Null has Onion Farms Derangement Syndrome That's some Goatse-tier stretching to make that joke work I figured it was called onion farms because onions are known for making people cry, which is honestly a more sensible name for a lolcow forum than Kiwi Farms

Lock her up, holy shit

>he doesn't know that "Mars" is just the underside of our flat earth

Look up Desoxyn, lol.

While I agree, Limbaugh was just a radio host. A very popular one, but he was still a private citizen who didn't hold any power. RBG was a senator who had been knocking on death's door for longer than most of us have even been alive, and there was a whole shitload of overly dramatic...

There's nothing I can really say that doesn't just boil down to either "well, I liked it"; "I had no problem with it"; or "Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man". The dungeons were too short? There were like 120 of them and they were all single puzzles and they were punchy and satisfying...

That's why it's good. I'm glad the days of every new Zelda game being an Ocarina clone are finally over with, that shit lasted way way way too long. Breath of the Wild feels more like a spiritual successor to Zelda 1 than anything, in that the game's open-ended and lets you explore and figure...

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Did @SIGSEGV slam a bear computer down on @Bubbly Sink's dick or something? the fuck this nigga goin' on about

iPhones have continually gone downhill since Steve Jobs died

Lol you're banned fucker

Leeches can suck my dick

what the fuck do I do with it

There are two. On: Off: There are two absolute states of switches.

Just buy Breath of the Wild, it's the best game on the Switch other than that, uh, Mario Odyssey's not bad, if you gotta get any Mario game just get that

lol, square-enix PC ports of games originally on consoles tend to be bottom-of-the-barrel. Wasn't FF13 even a barebones port where pressing Esc closed out of the entire game? They really seem to just outsource to the cheapest shithouse they can find, with their ports coming off like they have...

Yeah, I never bothered to check out anything from him until a friend of mine showed me Word Crimes and it was pretty alright; lots of different fonts to tickle my autism :opeed: I've never really liked comedy music much so I never really became a fan but you can't hate a nigga who made an...

Congrats on your cooming, and enjoy your time here on Onion Farms!

Speaking of mislabeled songs, I actually didn't like Weird Al Yankovic when I heard about him because I tried downloading a bunch of his songs and they were all random mislabeled parody songs, and it wasn't until years and years later that I found out those were mislabeled and he's actually not bad

Idiots online never learn. The same kinda situation happens once every few years, and we're really not that far past No Man's Sky. Which, I couldn't believe the disappointment behind that one, either, considering all you had to do was see who was developing it and think about how a realistic...

Good, I love beat'em'ups. Speaking of which, what's the ideal way to set up Final Burn Alpha/Neo? I've set up MAME before but I don't wanna learn the ropes of a whole new set of autism to get Neo running, and plus I wanna finish up my beat'em'up/shmup countertop before I fuckin' die and I...

lol, utah

Finally found it

Good job on finding a true blue horrorcow, but yeah, he really should have let that guy come back and just limited him to that thread. I'd have been glad to rip on him myself.