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>tfw your name is too long that you can't fit the 'r' on the end, so @naught doesn't invite you in his omnitag feels bad @Lance Corporal Long Dong Silve @Glownigger Incorporated

Fuck it, doing it anyway. "Designated shitposting thread? More like designated shitposting forum." :opeed:

Hey fuck you I came in here to say exactly this. You're the OP, you don't get to make the snide drive-by smugposts. :dislike:

Yes. According to Josh's definition, but also according to most people's definitions. Say what you want about Ralph, but he at least appears to have friends and hobbies he enjoys and women in his life at any given moment. Now Ralph being Ralph means that he inevitably ruins all of those things...

It's not circular logic, it's a tautology, you dope. Learn 2 logic. You mean another tautology. Pull yourself together, man. ? Learn to code.

@Gangweedfan Okay I take it back, LaTeX is useful for some things.

Lol. You misspelled Visual Studio Code.

Hey scizofren, why are you doing that gay thing where you cover up the timestamp? Is it because it's not an American timezone? In that case, follow-up question: Why not, goddamnit?

He warned us and we didn't listen.

Well, whatever he needs to tell himself at this point, really. Whatever keeps him coping instead of roping at this point is a step up. ?

Or: maybe she just wanted him to give her money and was getting up in his space hoping that he'd be put-off enough that he'd pay her to leave. You have to remember that we're only hearing incel Josh's side of the story, here.

Even if we take Josh 100% at his word, that story is just pathetic. Some little gypsie girl gets so up in his face that he literally stops going where he was going, and then has a power fantasy about how he totally should've schooled the little gypsie girl (in some alternate universe I guess...

But that doesn't make much sense either. That banners been there the entire afternoon that I've been on here, even back when Kengle was annoyed and railing against all of us for our proclivity for gamer words.

Gonna be honest, I kinda just assumed it was your handiwork. But if you're just as surprised as the rest of us then what does this mean? :thinking:

Because I'm feeling in a chaotic evil sort of mood, let me add some gasoline to the fire. How to bypass the filter: Step 1: Type in 'roodypoo' like the based onionposter that you are. Step 2: Toggle the BB code editor (that's the [ ] button on the right-hand side): Step 3: In the BB code...

Exactly. That was the entire purpose for those posts. He's noticed that ever since his incel rant, people are starting to think he's some sort of incel or something. The 'fix'? Just start to 'casually' drop into conversation how many women he's been with and how much of a sexpert he is. It's...

I have 100% faith in him! I mean, can you even think of anyone on Kiwi Farms that has said they're gonna do something and then just not do it? I can't think of a single person of the top of my hat head.

Nothing ironic about it. The whole point of a politician is that they handle the politics so the rest of us don't have to. In the same way I "don't want the plebs to give a shit about statistics/science" because if they did, people would wonder what the fuck they were paying me for. And it's the...

Guys also care about politics though. Ideally nobody would give a fuck about what the old boomers meeting together in government halls chat about and just live their lives, but the Internet brings out the worst in people.

No, that's not true, no, no, no that's not true, no, kill yourself motherfucker, that's not true, and if I had to guess, I'd say that it was probably you who needs to take their meds! :tantrum:

The one you were just talking about, schizo. #takeyourmeds

I will say though, that thread served (and serves, still) its purpose beautifully as a honeypot. You can tell by the posts and reactions exactly who the incels are. ☝️ He really does.

Debatable. Citation sneeded. Okay that one's probably true. The ricer knows no pain. Or joy. Or either of those things. Linux users are the jannies of operating systems enthusiasts.

gonna make it.

Eh, doxing is the one part of Kiwi that I wouldn't mind if it wasn't a thing, to be honest. Nothing against it, but I don't really get the fun and it seems like a lot of hassle for little gain. People like Chris-chan, Ralph, Yanderedev, etc are funny/pathetic primarily because of the stuff they...

That's actually a good question, and we can probably scrape timestamps and shit to figure that out I suppose. We can use you as the control. I'll let you know what I find. ? EDIT: I was bored. You know what? Maybe you're right, @Wedfrt. Maybe me and AnOminous both spend way too much time on...

How on earth is this possible? His gossip forum is unprofitable, as he tells us every chance he can. All the normal routes for monetizing stuff (Patreon, Paypal/money transfers and other payment processors) are not available to him, and his NewProject2 no longer exists. How in the fuck can he...

Hey who's fatter, you or AnOminous?

me 2

Eh, but that's not even a legacy though. If Kiwi Farms shut down tomorrow I'm not even sure how many of us would even remember it in a decade's time. I'm not even sure Kiwi Farms would be an albatross around Josh's neck for very long either. Josh's problems, as @Vex has shown us with his...

It's not? I thought it was funny though :opeed:

Exactly. I think he's been on Kiwi (and /pol/, and just the Internet in general to be honest) for way too long and way too frequently, and it's literally atrophied his empathy.

Someone in the thread quoted Null going on a pointless rant on a MATI episode: It's just ludicrous that Josh (and others too) can even believe this. Even if you don't give a shit about science and solving the mysteries of the universe and all of that 'gay shit' and just look at it from a pure...

Why is Josh trying to argue that "all women want kids" when he: 1) isn't a woman (yet :opeed: ) 2) doesn't have any in his life 3) lacks the mental stability/empathy to even prax it?

Do they still make you sit through a Chris-chan/Alex Jones video and transcribe part of it? I remember that back when I signed up, you had to listen to the vid and enter the words that had been blanked out.

"little moderation or oversight" Goddamn, even mainstream media bullies the janny.

? Onion-chan, take me by the hand, lead me to the land, that you understand Onion-chan, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip Onion-chan, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand, soaking up the thirst of the land Onion-chan! can you see through the wonder of amazement! at...

Literally every one of those posts is from the last 24 hours. So he has nothing better to do on a weekend than sit around effortposting on Kiwi? ?

Probably a wise choice, given that it's not even a question of "Do you trust Null" anymore, but now apparently "Do you trust Null, and Ride, and wagglyplacebo, and..."

Null's showed his logs before so he definitely has some of that info: Maybe he lets Ride look at the logs? This whole thing reeks of homosexuality.

? @SIGSEGV do you admin jannies have access to browser session data/agent strings?

Sure, and Stenographer hints at as much in his first sentence: My problem is with his second sentence. The one where he says Ride confirmed the same point of origin.

Or like browser fingerprinting (with the user agent string or detected OS/peripherals) or sign-on time comparisons something? That would be my worry, because that's incredibly gay and something I'm sure Null has denied ever doing to his site's users at some point. Or I suppose @Boingotango just...

Came here to post exactly this. What the hell? "Ride has his ways", even behind a VPN? That's sus as fuck.

Sounds like as good a reason as any to learn those dead languages. ?‍♀️ EDIT: Hey Siggy I saw on Hacker News yesterday they were talking about git's banned list of C functions, most of them to do with strings. You know who doesn't have to worry about strings? Rubyists and Pythonistas :story:

what's an anime avatar EDIT: why didn't the asterisks come up when I typed it out like they did for you

Hey guys stop bumping this thread @SchizoNetwork specifically and nicely asked us to use the other one instead! By bumping this thread his embarrassing brainlet-tier typo in the title (like for real are you fucking blind bro?) is on display for all to see! You're hurting this blind schizo...

It's probably just the lead from all the paint chips you ate.

I can't even differentiate the levels of irony anymore, man. ? I just assume anyone posting here or on Kiwi is being ironic 100% of the time and it keeps me sane that way.

The only thing I know about Malbolge is that there was an episode of Elementary (y'know that infamous Sherlock Holmes reboot with Lucy Liu as Watson) where Sherlock kept name-dropping Malbolge as a 'leet hacker/coding language' and it was a plot point for something. I thought that was...

"Was" :story: take your meds, etc

Not turning up to court cases because you were too busy playing lawyer on a cyberbullying gossip forum would do it. 119,966 / 2,255 = 53 posts per day avg. (Not accounting for time spent jannying instead of posting, time spent not posting because Josh boomered the Kiwi Farms server again...

@Leg Pit Cream They're doing the same thing on their own website's thread too. What the fuck? EDIT: For real, what the hell is going on? How are they boomering this so hard? Don't they spend their entire lives on forums?

While we're waiting for the incel thread to ramp back up again, I noticed this over on /snow/: Which one of you un-saging, butthurt scrotes posted this nonsense? :tantrum:

:story:

:story: When even the incel forum is dabbing on your recent shitty 'moderator approval' idea.

Aww buddy, I have some news for you...

I recall this guy making some real glowposts recently too. I wonder what his deal is?

I'm starting to think Josh is right, guys. We need to purge the anime avatars I think.

Okay.

Edit: Please forgive me I didn't know you had cancer :oops: I am just dumb anime poster who develops Javascript for a living.

He's 100% right. Us Kiwi Farmers can be some of the most surprisingly thin-skinned faggots around, tbh.

What the fuck is it about Kiwi Farms that attracts this kind of gay-op faggotry? How hard is it to just remain an unconcerned third party to all of the nonsense and just laugh at it? Why are people getting personally invested in lolcow orbits? @Perspicacity just the fact that this lolcow bitch...

wait is nigger a filtered word now? That's not cool

Has anyone seen Josh talking about that gay new moderator approval for new posters thingy that @Boingotango documented? I figured he'd have made a 'woe-is-me' post about it but I can't seem to find anything. (Although one thing I did find was this, from the "Get me out of this shithole"...

You know you can press 'Shift' while you're drawing the red line in paint so that it ends up straight, right?

That he isn't going to fuck him. What, are you slow or something?

>not knowing that null keeps an active dossier on literally every Kiwi >not knowing that null and zed and everyone were already working to dox ever last one of us fucking speds and probably still are >he doesn't know Never gonna make it.

I have no idea, I was just making a joke.

But he can just hide in the bathroom until they leave.

And I can't be seen hanging out in a book club.

Hey this is a violation of the NAP bro, I'm a private citizen you can't do this :tantrum:

I was sifting through the old 2016 election thread for some hat-related nonsense and I stumbled across this and I think this is the right thread for it

What do you mean "ideally"? Comeuppance is hilarious.

I love that it happens that way :story: It's the same thing with Techpriest and his "I'll eat my hat if Trump beats Hillary" bet. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Spoiler: he never did eat that hat. Notably, Techpriest also deleted the post he made about his bet. But nobody will ever...

@NIGNEGEV

They're both good in their own way.

? Because you don't look like a KDE to me.