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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    >tfw XenForo's defaut theme is a million times nicer than the abortions that Kengle shat out
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    Make an imageboard

    A Nigerian-themed image board would be based AF.
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    Pick a Direction please

    I see OF becoming a Nairaland competitor and Kengle's own personal Kardashian spank bank. It's not what I signed up for, but you do you Ken.
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    Favourite Lolcow

    I haven't listened to that yet. Thanks for the heads up. In the meantime, here is what some consider to be the definitive potted history of King Terry. Well worth investing an hour and a half.
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    Favourite Lolcow

    At least @ImpassionateLeek4 knows the difference between shitposts and shit posts, and is self-aware enough to know the category into which his posts fit.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwis that could be halal worthy

    I always thought ME was just an especially based tranny, not a true and honest woman. I've learned something today.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    lol gay
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Celebrity’s who have Kiwi Farms accounts (Now a Guru Larry q&a thread!)

    A @Larry Bundy Sr plushie? At least it isn't a Funko, though I wouldn't be surprised if one of those is in the works as well. Edit: archive
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    In other words, if you're just one of those degenerate incels that troons out as an excuse to be rapey, you can change back to being a degenerate incel that doesn't need to troon out to be rapey once the current troon fad passes?
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    The cringe is coming from inside the thread.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Dante negrates me about once a month without fail. Make of that what you will.
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    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    Black person blames black culture's problems on external factors within white society's control. In other news, gravity is a thing, water is wet, and the sky is blue. You fucking nigger. I notice you don't take into account all the shit that whites give niggers for free to try to redress the...
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Isn't 'dienull' German for "The Null"?
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    Nostalgia Has Onion Farms ran its course?

    Isn't that called Canola these days? Or am I just being a woketard?
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    Fine, then. "Oven dodgers" it is.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Women are like dog turds: the older they get, the easier they are to pick up. Autism.
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    Onionfarms Drama Onion Farms' official anthem

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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Financial BS

    Australian banks have been surprisingly slack wrt money laundering, but idk how much longer that'll last. One of the major banks here recently got a bollocking for some 23 million breaches of anti-money laundering laws, including but not limited to dozens of instances of nonces making...
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    Freeware Games

    The most autistic freeware game of them all, OpenTTD. https://www.openttd.org/
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Celebrity’s who have Kiwi Farms accounts (Now a Guru Larry q&a thread!)

    "Larry" mentioned something about two puppets owned by Ashens. If Ashens makes a video featuring two puppets, that would be enough to convince me. Unless, of course, "Larry" got Ashens confused with Techmoan, who is famous for his puppets. Though I can't see how... Ashens looks like Karl...
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Financial BS

    Fum fact: Nobby Beach is located in the heart of the Gold Coast, which is basically Australia's Florida. It's also infamous for the number of sketchy businesses based there. Even if PO Box 16 isn't tied to Russian cyberspooks, there's probably still something dodgy going on there. But that's...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Many women tend to believe that they are fat (even when they're not). Cows like Amberlynn and Chantal are popular because said not-really-fat chicks can point and say "at least I'm not as far as her!".
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    Suggestion Onionfarms and reaction stickers

    Why does the "Take Your Meds" sticker look like a urine sample jar?
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    AFAIK KimCoppolaAficionado is Senior Lexmechanic's new name, so it makes sense that he'd white knight for trannies.
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    Documentaries on autism or lolcows

    @SchizoNetwork is special. They have needs. Special needs... sneeds, if you will.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    ok doomer [ original | archive ]
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Celebrity’s who have Kiwi Farms accounts (Now a Guru Larry q&a thread!)

    Kickscammers is still worth watching, but yeah... The rest of Slopes' output is just shilling, consooming or soy-flavoured (or a combination of two or more of these things).
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    Meta Random txts

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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    That's the faggiest forum theme I've ever seen. It makes even the worst of Kengle's abortions look good.
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    Onionfarms Rant youve gone and done it now mr high and mighty admin. you just had to take away our right to say nigga with the hard R like the FAT FUCK you are. Well

    lol calm down nîgger
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    If you feel like being a big fancy, put a little hat on your i instead. Nîggers.
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    Onionfarms Drama homegrown retards

    nigger niggers nigga
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    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    Holy fucking shit, I have never, in all my fucking years of being on this shithole we call earth, met a faggot even nearing the scale of fucking stupid faggotry that you operate on, you absolute sack of shit. Your entire fucking existence is an affront to any sort of deity that has the...
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    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I didn't know you could get autism more than once, especially if you're born with it, but there you go...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Not even the world's biggest IMAX screen could contain all the projection in this post.
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    Meta Random txts

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    Onionfarms Drama man, fuck harbor freight knockoffs

    "We're gonna test that!"
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    Kiwifarms is the Best Friend Onionfarms ever had

    lol gay
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Moderators

    I love how Lex's withdrawal-induced meltdown led to the creation of the GOAT copypasta.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    MM has seemed a little overly familar with KF (and some of its lore) since the get go. He's either a mechaturboautist or a sock .
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    ... who are either autistic, or lying about being neurotypical.
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    The GNU/Gentoo Linux Thread

    Gentoo is the distro for autists that are too autistic for basic bitch GNU/Linux distros. That said, hardcore autists would be running *BSD instead.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    There are only two types of KF users: autists and liars.
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    Meta Random txts

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    LOLs from the Supporters Forum.

    The best bit of Supporters is that it's a great way to farm good boy points without increasing one's post count, assuming you're autistic enough to worry about the good boy points:post ratio . In Boldy's defence, her commentary wrt to online dating is fucking hilarious. It's the second best...
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    Onionfarms Drama Chalkhills And Children

    lol gay
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwis that could be halal worthy

    lol gay
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    Meta Random txts

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    Jimmy Saville

    *Savile Meanwhile, John Lydon a.k.a. Johnny Rotten is (a) based as fuck and (b) knew Savile was a nonce as early as 1978.
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    Meta Random txts

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    Kiwifarms Linked Flamesoul / "Redd" / ReddZArtz / Artzredd / reddzdeddz / xReddifx / Skypaw298 / like-a-redwhisker

    :story: KF's loss is OF's gain. Good work on the OP, @Leg Pit Cream.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Given the calibre of some of Jersh's newer janny hires, it's a bit fucking rich when KF autists point and laugh at OF's jannies.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    The best bit is how TJD's REEEEEEEEEing over Muh Kiwi Farms has been overrun (yet again) by good ol' fashioned shitposting, with dualposters leading the charge. Semper Fucking Fi.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwis that could be halal worthy

    Titan West might be a far-right turboautist , but at least he had the sense to back the fuck away from Boxy. I love how the anti A&H sperging pretty much BTFO the "Kiwi Farms is a far-right hate site" rhetoric floated on the internet at large.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    The fact she uses a screen name based on a sexy old-timey fictional character suggests they are either (a) an old fat bitch or (b) an old fat tranny. I'd be putting my shekels on the latter.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwis that could be halal worthy

    Well, there's the first chapter of his Manifesto.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwis that could be halal worthy

    BoxerShorts47.
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    I made a fediverse instance please use it

    Yeah nah. Fediverse > FEDiverse > FEDs > Glowies
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    Internet nostalgia thread

    This topic has come up in a few interviews with Weird Al. Seems like his biggest objection to file sharing is that people misattribute shitty parody songs to him; that seems to bug Al way more than the piracy thing (about which he doesn't really give a shit). Back on topic...
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    ThinkPad Thread

    Current year ThinkPads suck diseased donkey's balls. Build quality has gone down the shitter, and they're about as user-serviceable as a MacBook. I wouldn't have a ThinkPad any newer than a T430 or X230 tbh.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Good on ya @Whales Forever, ya mad cunt! :haha::haha::haha:
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    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    For the better part of 5 years I've been practicing semen retention. During this time semen retention to me was the be-all end-all. It was the catalyst to everything in my life, career, fitness, improved social skill and luck with girls. I felt like every improvement in my life was drawn from...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Moar gayops. https://kiwifarms.net/members/onionfarmsinvader.79142/ (archive)
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    funny shit from Person of Interests

    *Persons of Interest
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    ngl she's my favourite perpetually assblasted dyke over on the Farms.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Based.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I may be misremembering, but wasn't that the thread that led to zed having his broom taken away by Jersh?
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    The first rule of running a forum is to never hire a janny that wants the job. Though it looks like Jersh had little choice, especially if "must be a Polak" was one of the pre-requisites.
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    Meta Random txts

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    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    A Deep Thunks subforum?
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Thread

    tbf they're doing pretty good job of shitting it up by themselves.
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    Suggestion As the Onionfarms Community, how can this site work for you?

    Bobs and Vegeta?
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Pee Cola is a colossal faggot.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Can't someone at least halal him first? I would, but I'm a lazy cunt. Even if I wasn't a lazy cunt, I couldn't dox my way out of a wet paper bag. Such as that Canadian faggot that invited himself around to Chateau Rackets and gave everyone (especially Ty) the shits during the 2020 election...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    It's even sadder when you realise that $20 in 2021 bitcoins would have cost about tree fiddy back in 2015.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I'd laugh if he started that OF thread just to try and win a free T&H tag from one of KF's more cashed-up fans. Sad cunt should just give Jersh some cryptos like a good little paypiggy.
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    Computer & Internet Related bear computer

    This is the same sort of slippery slope that led to standard Australian beers being gradually reduced from 375ml to 330ml (that's a loss of 1.5 US fl oz for y'all Americans).
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    Computer & Internet Related bear computer

    Who left bear computer in the dryer? It shrunk!! :bearcomputer:
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