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    Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Daniel Lopez mega thread

    Don't be fooled brother! This post was swept into its own thread
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    Announcement Advertising for Onionfarms

    You don't have enough users to split between two forums, Ken. Also, Kiwifails is very obviously a man, what is wrong with you?
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    Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Daniel Lopez mega thread

    I don't care about this
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    Announcement Advertising for Onionfarms

    Jannies can only respond to the report queue
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    Announcement Advertising for Onionfarms

    Onion Farms has a long history of extremely sus mods
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    Public Figure: Pixyteri Pixyteri References

    Posting in epic thread
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Yes, especially if they're funny
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    Trump Derangement Syndrome Donald Trump General Discussion

    Only one of these is true, frankenweiner
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

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    Hobbies Are there any "non woke"/"based" History Podcasts?

    I enjoy Dan Carlin's Hardcore History but that's the only history pod I've listened to. You may be better served listening to audiobooks. https://audiobookbay.lu/
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    Announcement Advertising for Onionfarms

    We should start a betting pool for how long it will be before Kengle posts the inevitable "I'm sorry, it was an honest mistake" thread. The Kengle Cycle dictates it's the next step
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    I think it's funny how Kengle has refused to accept that he captured lightning in a bottle with Onion Farms by stumblefucking his way into a needed niche and all other attempts at recreating a fraction of this forum's "success" is doomed to fail
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    No shit, Kiwi Farms is TMZ for spergs No one worth respecting has produced pornography, with the exception of Sylvester Stallone
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    Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Daniel Lopez mega thread

    @Cat Administrator There are so few daily posts on this site that one broom, maybe two at most could handle the entire thing with ease. So it does concern me that we now have eight janitors, one of which has been caught spreading disturbing imagery and whom has a track record of lies...
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    It's only revenge porn when the first person involved leaks it. After that it's just porn that makes certain people mad and it's completely US legal. Know how much you care about "US legal", so I imagine my big brained argument has changed your mind about Josh in this particular regard
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Whichever* https://www.grammarly.com/signup
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Good job, you understood what I was implying
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Your PG thread will go public before this happens
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    Stop trying to make fetch happen
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    We absolutely need a safe space forum. Gays From LA can smoke meth and write insane TL;DR's, Epsteinfails can curate a harem of QT 3.14 14 y/os, Kengle can post about Djibouti, all in perfect harmony
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    Can't wait for Epsteinfails to have a safe place to post without anyone asking to see who was on the flight logs
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I have information that will lead to the arrest erection of Joshua Conner Moon
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    ralphamales only

    No. A true Ralphamale embodies the spirit of Ralph (Maker's Mark Be Upon Him) and thusly does not scare to post whatever wherever, bish
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    I don't think you did lel, Arkomia. And it's not baseless, you were bullycided off of KF for being a toilet voyeur. It would not shock me if you were operating the cameras in the alleyways where I make my morning constitutional.
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    I'd say a catch 22 gotcha question but you likely put a camera in my bathroom, where I make 90% of my posts
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    Announcement Advertising for Onionfarms

    Excellent lore
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Any screenshot I provide would be called fake and I don't want to compromise any other account that definitely doesn't belong to me. But Crimson did blab xer mouth anime villain style and told everyone
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    It's taken Onion Farms most diseased minds months of sustained coordinated effort but it seems like their victory will be certain any day now
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Did they get this guy yet?
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    Nose Rings

    How does she eat like that? Or breathe for that matter?
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    @kiwifails is being pedoshielded by @Cat Administrator.
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    We can do this to stupid coal burning kike whore Ashley Hutsell Jankowski, but we can't discuss the sexual perversions of an anonymous user :thinking:
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    I don't think you did lmao, Arkomia, ya disgusting toilet pervert
  38. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    The classic* And no, I'm American (better than you, even if I sleep in a dumpster). Also, you jerk your little eggroll to toilet cam vids lol
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    ESL
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Ok, pedoshielder
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    It is certainly fake news. I speak nothing but truth, pedofur. How much did you donate to Kengle, btw?
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    Public Figure - Niche Katelyn Rose - A Doll's Playground.

    Your brother in law molestered you
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    Oh, so this was the origin of this particular autism
  44. Time 4 Guillotines

    What is Onionpedia?

    I'm looking forward to Onionchan.gay
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    Bring back the Kardashians subforum
  46. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Daniel Lopez mega thread

    All perveyors of lolicon should kill themselves, that includes 64 year old Warwick RI resident Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt.
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    While I normally enjoy our sperg outs I think you and the mush mouthed Brit have had enough attention until you do something novel
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Running out of material, huh? 🥱
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    The fact that this place used to be even more faggoted than it is now is truly astounding.
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt is my favorite lolcow.
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    How about you push ENTER one more time before inserting an image so your shitpost shows up correctly on non phonefag devices like actual computers and shit. Its like the third time you've done this today.
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    Onionpedia dropping in 2029
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    We need to advertise on Myspace
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    Bring back the Ministry Officials General now!
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    How much nut would a nutchuck suck if a nutchuck could suck nut?
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    We are all cows down here
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    Niggers tongue my anus
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    The future is now
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Oh, I really don't read the things I say I didn't. Like when people write me essays or reply to every post I've made recently. Brevity is wit so there's not going to be anything worth extracting from TL;DRs
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    Nose Rings

    It's like a remix of the old danger hair meme. I approve
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    No, just the one you're in with Crimson (⚧️) and the chinky toilet pervert Too many words. Make it the length of an old style tweet and I'll try to read it but no promises. They didn't give us no good learning in my redneck/beaner/dago/Turkish tranny school
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    This game is about the ratio of effort to irritation and I haven't waxed poetic or joined a get this guy DM chain
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Ashleyjuice, Ashleyjuice, Ashleyjuice
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Naw, I greatly enjoy arguing, figured y'all would have realized that by now. Unless you guys do something interesting I'm afraid I'll never be inspired enough to cut another promo 😞 Tragic thing about being off the sauce is I can't bring the full retard energy this forum needs and deserves. I...
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    J.
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    Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Daniel Lopez mega thread

    Wait for Diego to fall asleep and Check his pockets
  67. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    You and Crimson have been repeating the same shit for months. Did we get this guy yet?
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

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    Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Daniel Lopez mega thread

    Search surrounding area for other homelesses
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    I am so owned and trolled. Goodbye forever Onioniggers
  71. Time 4 Guillotines

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    I won't be ashamed of the weird gift my fren gave me 💅🏻 Also, you can repeat yourself ad nauseum in any other thread. This one is about KF, Ritard
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    Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Daniel Lopez mega thread

    Ok, Rita
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    So you have no personality beyond posting gore because you're afraid of being mocked. Interesting. I own many rare Funko Pops
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Didn't read
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    I don't know what you're talking about
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    Lounge96 - Prominent Individual Daniel Lopez mega thread

    Inspect Kill List
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    Trump Derangement Syndrome Donald Trump General Discussion

    No one cares about this
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    Public Figure - Niche Joshua Block Thread

    I don't care about this
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    I'm shocked this Paki has managed to forget to do the needful again. What was that thing Ken said about respecting his work?
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    I imagine not everyone has an autistic fear of details surrounding their personal lives being public info
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