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  1. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

  2. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    That's not a rating on any kiwi site. Typical cheating pooner.
  3. Time 4 Guillotines

    What is Onionpedia?

    That snake put him out in the cold again. Absolutely savage.
  4. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Toys in the Attic
  5. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Obscene
  6. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    bear computer
  7. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Projection, pooner. Go have a diet coke and read about the benefits of Head and Shoulders
  8. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Face with raised eyebrow
  9. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Knock yourself out, pooner
  10. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    I mean you're wrong and you're arguing. You seem to give a lot of fuck, pooner.
  11. Time 4 Guillotines

    What is Onionpedia?

    If Ken wasn't such a 🐍 Gargamel could have shown him the wisdom of penny pinching and reading the manual
  12. Time 4 Guillotines

    Opinion/Blog Random Pics & Gifs

    GOTIS moment <3
  13. Time 4 Guillotines

    What is Onionpedia?

    The fuck? What is that. 600 bucks a week after taxes? No wonder the "new" "server" is a used gaming PC. Imagine dumping endless money you don't have into a site that will never be what you want it to be. Meanwhile kikeboy managed to pull it off for the cost of a couple large pizzas, and all he...
  14. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    You've been kind of on tilt recently, pooner. Maybe it's time to take a break and your meds (testosterone)
  15. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Ok, pooner
  16. Time 4 Guillotines

    What is Onionpedia?

    Kengle makes about $40K annually and pays around $2K/month for his condo so I'd wager he pays habibi about a quarter of what he has left since he can't afford to pay Adanna (a totally real person) anymore
  17. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Ok, pooner
  18. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Typical pooner behavior.
  19. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    I know this is way over your T-addled penut brain, pooner, but hear me out. The last screenshot is the Robots tab. I know it's hard to see because Kenneth is a fucktard who can't stop fucking shit up. But as you can see each page has between 1 and 20 guests listed. The Guests tab shows 20 on...
  20. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

  21. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Pooner opinion discarded.
  22. Time 4 Guillotines

    What is Onionpedia?

    I wonder how many rupees he paid for the KF General fiasco. Which I would like to point out, is still lost forever. So much for those "backups" that keep crashing the site.
  23. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Look, I know this might be a bit much for your pooner brain to comprehend, but some bots identify themselves as bots and XenForo counts these separately. Google bots fall into this category.
  24. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    I don't care about caring about this
  25. Time 4 Guillotines

    What is Onionpedia?

    I bet the Paki with the totally real master's degree is paid per job and keeps doing stupid shit to string Ken along like a greaseball mechanic
  26. Time 4 Guillotines

    Auspies creations

    @sumthrowawayaccount456 Whatcha doin, Rabbi?
  27. Time 4 Guillotines

    Kiwifarms Linked Glowie / Internet Safety Professional / Overlord Khekor / Prateor Khekor / TemperatorBot

    Who doesn't?
  28. Time 4 Guillotines

    Christory Chris Chan/Flutter Pregnancy

    Yeah, he'll be a great big brother Sure, why not? This story either ends in state intervention or the sperg bitch running away back to her country. I'm hoping for the latter since the parallels to Ethan Ralph would be amusing and infinitely meme worthy if he starts beefing with the in-laws...
  29. Time 4 Guillotines

    What is Onionpedia?

    Kenneth! Explain yourself!
  30. Time 4 Guillotines

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Ah, yeah. Still wasn't my first account Ironic for you to call anyone a hick as your use of nonsensical bongish slang belies your non-working class background, Swamp Cog
  31. Time 4 Guillotines

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Yes, I am aware that it's not a proper word but that's the beauty of a living language, you can be grammatically correct if you force the meme hard enough. Irregardless, it's funny to get a grammar lesson from our most incomprehensible user Yes, I did get to my Time 4 Guillotines account back...
  32. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Ok, pooner, that's enough sperging out like anyone cares
  33. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Search engine bots are excluded from the "Guests online" figure.
  34. Time 4 Guillotines

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    You can't find an example that wasn't ironic
  35. Time 4 Guillotines

    The hellenist

    Most of that reads as intentional humor, particularly the part about micropenises.
  36. Time 4 Guillotines

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Where did you get the impression I'm a fan of Josh?
  37. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    U=U
  38. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Kengle spent his life savings to distribute these flyers across the villages of Nigeria
  39. Time 4 Guillotines

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Notoriety, a large amount of die-hard fans, a large income stream, the ability to tap his audience for $100k+ whenever needed, a dummy thicc goth gf, a home he just purchased, swag
  40. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Why did you put the kike out in the cold again?
  41. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Lurk moar, newfag
  42. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Because he's retarded and does retarded shit like drop crates of flyers on rural Nigerian villages The "guests" here used to hit 1K on the regular and they dropped off to a realistic amount after mocking Ken enough. There was way more going on than search engine spiderbois training AIs or whatever
  43. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Cite your source, dinlo. And quit sucking Kendick. Speak English!
  44. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Who's an edgy lil pooner? Yes you are!
  45. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Why do you guys argue about nothing on a tranny site all day?
  46. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Yeah, others might not but I remember how you announced you were going to own me by ironically using zoomer babble and misspelling dox. You're a dumb one, Mr Pooner
  47. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    I don't know why you announce how you intend to troll like an autistic anime villain and then bother trotting the bit out. Total sperg shit. Anime truly is A/V HRT
  48. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    "doxed" is spelled with one x. It's the troons who decided it needed two.
  49. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Factually incorrect and you'd be hard pressed to prove otherwise Everyone knows my name, it's in my past UN log on my wall that I voluntarily leave open and Time 4 Guillotines is fun to use. If I cared about 12 people knowing my name I'd fuck off (:optimistic:)
  50. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    I've never faildoxed anyone and those incidents were hilarious 💅🏻
  51. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    You're unbelievably retarded, Arkomia. Naysayers have an important role in preventing an echo chambers from developing. Most people here will read an absolutely retarded post and co-sign it as long as the poster included the necessary talking points about Josh being fat/bad/gay. You're...
  52. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    @Crimson Fucker You're a real sperg 🫡
  53. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    We live in a (post-truth) society 🤡 I'll have to see if the name was changed recently, otherwise it's such a unique UN I'd find it hard to believe that's not your account. Either way, ching chang chong
  54. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    I have no grudge against Odd Opossum because they're a character. You however are a mouthy chonger cunt. And no, the account was made 3 years ago. Quite the gay-op 🤔
  55. Time 4 Guillotines

    Opinion/Blog The Crack Shack (vent about shit)

    Women are terrible to each other lol
  56. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    (You)
  57. Time 4 Guillotines

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Zoosadist Content Hosted on Kiwi Farms

    It's two negro teenagers wrasslin with their shirts off and it's from a post from 10 years ago. Basically a nothing burger
  58. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Fucka you, Guirrotines Boston or LA? Nigga you gay. Explains why you were so up the woman hate thread's dickhole. Getting molested isn't a political ideology, grow up
  59. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    I say sorry for misgendering Odd Opossum (you)
  60. Time 4 Guillotines

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    They're 100% going to have that kid taken away if the nordic sperg doesn't return home with it
  61. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Speak English.
  62. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    It's weird Kiwi Farms sperg logic to care about that. "Oh no, not my face on a 12 user autism forum about an autism forum!" 😨 Grow up dude, you're almost 60 years old
  63. Time 4 Guillotines

    Nose Rings

  64. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    You do seem more eloquent than what appears to be a slow 12 year old based on the comments. Archived the channel just in case https://preservetube.com/channel/UCECuFultv0jRhL351sSdqVg
  65. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    STOP CALLING OUT MY SOCKS YOU FUCKING NIGGER! 🔫
  66. Time 4 Guillotines

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Chris Chan managed to reproduce before Null
  67. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Anyway
  68. Time 4 Guillotines

    Kiwifarms Speculation Anti- Homosexuality and self repression on the farms

    I'll probably get around to reading this because he's one of my favorite forum cows. Quit reading when you speculated that he's female because that's definitely not true. Anyway, I wrote a little stub OP I never got around to fleshing out after I had a little fun cold reading him. I meant to...
  69. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    You ever seen her do it in threads for pages and pages? I'm only like that with you because you're a retarded faggot and a toilet pervert ching chong. Life has many doors and I wear many masks 💅🏻
  70. Time 4 Guillotines

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Zoosadist Content Hosted on Kiwi Farms

    No, he's been hosting the zoosadist archive since those cases broke
  71. Time 4 Guillotines

    Public Figure - Niche Katelyn Rose - A Doll's Playground.

    Spoken like an incel with an embarrassing secret (a vagina and an HRT prescription) they're desperate to keep hidden
  72. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    I don't think you did laugh Crimson freaking out and spamming gore the first time the dox was brought up was a pretty good indicator that where there's smoke there's fire. She's very obviously not a biological male even if I picked the wrong fedora tipping edgelord pooner (I didn't). Also...
  73. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    View is quite wise
  74. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    I know 🙂 I stick around because whiney retards like you would like it if I left. Anyway, while I think it's funny the skibidi toilet series contributed to your sexual awakening we'll circle back to all that later Thread tax: The King of Shit Mountain
  75. Time 4 Guillotines

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    2/3 of those cock sucks were ironic 💅🏻
  76. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    The difference between you and I is there's evidence you were a member of a toilet pervert forum while I am but a man plagued by salacious lies from the lips of slanderous trolls
  77. Time 4 Guillotines

    Meta Random txts

    I was wrong about being wrong, obviously. Y O U R M A G I N A I S M E D I C A L L Y S M A L L
  78. Time 4 Guillotines

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Goodbye forever
  79. Time 4 Guillotines

    Meta Random txts

    Ok, pooner
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

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