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  1. That Mario Guy

    Cute or hot people

    He’s eating like a goddamn king there.
  2. That Mario Guy

    Allegations against SIGSEGV and Sailfish

    Can’t grow your dick back, bro.
  3. That Mario Guy

    Cute or hot people

    Part genetics, part lifestyle.
  4. That Mario Guy

    Cute or hot people

    ngl, that one could pass as either male OR female.
  5. That Mario Guy

    Multitools

    I have a soft spot for knives and flashlights. I know that makes me sound like a serial killer, but I’m just weird.
  6. That Mario Guy

    Multitools

    I like those screwdriver packs that you can store the bits inside the handle shaft.
  7. That Mario Guy

    Best Nuclear War Songs

  8. That Mario Guy

    Nintendo is replacing “NEX”, their multiplayer server system, after 18 years of use.

    I wonder if they're going to sell off the old server boards like WOW did.
  9. That Mario Guy

    Sonic The Hedgehog General Thread

    Is boy or girl?
  10. That Mario Guy

    Covid Vaccine Megathread

    Didn't that asshole get recalled?
  11. That Mario Guy

    Covid Vaccine Megathread

    You underestimate the power of the MSM, sir. Anybody who isn't weirded out that both Fox New and CNN are agreeing on something kinda deserves what they get, btw.
  12. That Mario Guy

    Covid Vaccine Megathread

    I've heard the worst reactions are from people who already had the virus.
  13. That Mario Guy

    Allegations against SIGSEGV and Sailfish

    Sig, show peNor.
  14. That Mario Guy

    Normie hate.

    I still have no idea wtf Roblox is.
  15. That Mario Guy

    Cute or hot people

    This is one handsome Jew.
  16. That Mario Guy

    Normie hate.

    Don't eat bugs, eat normies.
  17. That Mario Guy

    Normie hate.

    Looks kinda like Coach McGurk on the left.
  18. That Mario Guy

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Who do you believe will join OnionFarms?

    I'm surprised they haven't already tbh.
  19. That Mario Guy

    post your gamer schedule

    All I do all day is rise up. It's doing a number on my knees.
  20. That Mario Guy

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Yeah, if only he could see the real secret club. ?
  21. That Mario Guy

    Stuff H.P. Lovecraft was afraid of

    Who doesn't?
  22. That Mario Guy

    Stuff H.P. Lovecraft was afraid of

    Jews?
  23. That Mario Guy

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights When did you turn on Kiwi Farms?

    I liked the way he pissed people off. He reminds me of a grumpy old curmudgeon and I just find that funny.
  24. That Mario Guy

    Random videos

  25. That Mario Guy

    Syrup

    Lol, ded
  26. That Mario Guy

    Suggestion Onionfarms and reaction stickers

    I'm so glad people have mostly forgotten about that cunt already.
  27. That Mario Guy

    Suggestion Onionfarms and reaction stickers

    Shutting up, sir!
  28. That Mario Guy

    Onionfarms Drama ITT We pretend we are on a drone strike crew

    Kill the adults, but especially kill their future/children! All hail Moloch!
  29. That Mario Guy

    Onionfarms Drama ITT We pretend we are on a drone strike crew

    Can I be the one who signed off on the strike aka Obama?
  30. That Mario Guy

    What are you listening to right now?

  31. That Mario Guy

    Middle Earth/Tolkein general discussion

    I tried to read the Silmarillion and had to stop about a third of the way through. The lore is very strong with that one.
  32. That Mario Guy

    Computer & Internet Related bear computer

    They’re too busy "reviewing" CP evidence.
  33. That Mario Guy

    Computer & Internet Related bear computer

    :drink:
  34. That Mario Guy

    Computer & Internet Related bear computer

    I can’t bear to compute on anything else.
  35. That Mario Guy

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Moderators

    The only one I ever had a problem with was OWO, and that was before he was banned the first time. After he came back he was much more chill.
  36. That Mario Guy

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Agree to a point. It's usually newfags who make pointless threads/posts or give personal army requests. Those are some of my favorite threads tbh.
  37. That Mario Guy

    Syrup

  38. That Mario Guy

    Margaret Thatcher

    That’s one hell of a forehead she had.
  39. That Mario Guy

    Worst Shithole places you've ever travelled to

    I remember visiting Times Square around Christmastime during an impromptu trip with my best friend the day of his divorce. It smelled of equal parts ocean and raw sewage. And again this was in the winter. I can only imagine how bad that would smell in the summer. D......d.......daddy?!
  40. That Mario Guy

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Since he’s banned, he’s now an eternal newfag. Proof or I will forever think you’re a dicklady.
  41. That Mario Guy

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I also like boobs.
  42. That Mario Guy

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    There are literally no women online. We all know this. Thank you for quoting said post, because otherwise I wouldn't have been able to see that deleted powerleveling.
  43. That Mario Guy

    Merry Christmas Faggots

    Gotta test it out, right?
  44. That Mario Guy

    Merry Christmas Faggots

    Hope you all get what you asked for.
  45. That Mario Guy

    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    Imagine if you could learn all the copy pastas there are by using a suppository.
  46. That Mario Guy

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Based Kiwi Farmers

    Them droopy tits are based as hell.
  47. That Mario Guy

    Suggestion Onionfarms and reaction stickers

    Missing deviant and dislike. Otherwise the ultimate negate.
  48. That Mario Guy

    What are you listening to right now?

  49. That Mario Guy

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Wow, what a bunch of faggots.
  50. That Mario Guy

    Normie hate.

    We all know normies in our lives, sometimes they're family members, coworkers, friends or even significant others. ITT we'll tell stories of normies and how they've gotten on our nerves. I'll start out: I have a friend that I love sending weird YT video and memes to. Good, weird and funny...
  51. That Mario Guy

    Onionfarms Drama Hey Zed...

    Well I thought it mean to not dox other members, but I am somewhat retarded.
  52. That Mario Guy

    Middle Earth/Tolkein general discussion

    And got little too excited about it. Mod edit for context:
  53. That Mario Guy

    Onionfarms Drama Hey Zed...

    He's a doxing genius, plus I find him funny. He liked to fuck with other KF users to the point where he was chatbanned for fucking with Trumptards.
  54. That Mario Guy

    Onionfarms Drama Hey Zed...

    Since he got permabanned from KF yesterday, I think he should emigrate over here. Unless he’s already here, in which case: WELCOME.
  55. That Mario Guy

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    Sig is a güdboi.
  56. That Mario Guy

    Syrup

    So Randy Stair, then?
  57. That Mario Guy

    Opinion/Blog Random Pics & Gifs

    Found this one on a listing for KN95 masks on Amazon that got delisted shortly after:
  58. That Mario Guy

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    It's usually easy enough to avoid. I know what you mean, though.
  59. That Mario Guy

    What if Chris is right and the MLP universe is really real?

    I'd start eating more horsemeat.
  60. That Mario Guy

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I like when that happens, it's funny.
  61. That Mario Guy

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    Time to run some gay ops.
  62. That Mario Guy

    Syrup

    Wat u do now, OP?
  63. That Mario Guy

    AM I ALLOWED TO SAY NIGGER HERE

    I only like using it on KF because I can, but I've never used it to a actually refer to a black person. It just seems...rude. PS: potato nigger here, so I'm practically black anyway.
  64. That Mario Guy

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    Good work, it doesn’t make me want to play with trains anymore.
  65. That Mario Guy

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I'm kinda amazed how many people came out of the woodwork of the internet just to shit talk and grave dance you.
  66. That Mario Guy

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Meh, I like Josh and find his antics funny. I’d probably be a pissy bitch too if I spent the last 8 years running a website for tards about tards.
  67. That Mario Guy

    What are you eating?

    I just tried raw chestnuts and they’re pretty good. Was going to roast them in the oven, but decided to try them as is. What weird/interesting things are you guys eating?
  68. That Mario Guy

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Is that a Mumkey Jones reference?
  69. That Mario Guy

    BenjaminBiddix / Benji / Biddex

    Who thought thin gray text on a black background was a good idea?
  70. That Mario Guy

    Terry A Davis

    Meh, Frederick is alright.
  71. That Mario Guy

    Terry A Davis

    Still one of the very few cows I've ever felt bad for.
  72. That Mario Guy

    Autistic things you do.

    Ok, you win. Awwww...really? I've always wanted to go on one.
  73. That Mario Guy

    Autistic things you do.

    I saw a model train set up in a grocery store today and got way too excited about it.
  74. That Mario Guy

    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    Can this stop being a thing? How are you supposed to read that shit?
  75. That Mario Guy

    Onionfarms Drama Is This Whole Forum A Clever Honeypot?

    If anybody out there hasn't figured out to use a throwaway email address for shit like this then they kinda have it coming.
  76. That Mario Guy

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Sneasel's Spank Bank For Your Masturbating Pleasure

    Meh, who doesn't like a good freak show?
  77. That Mario Guy

    Plans For the Forums

    Sell condoms with your logo too. Just don't order too many. ;)
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