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  1. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    no i dont know about you but when i want an image i just google it, download it, post it where it goes and then delete it. normal people don't hoard porn and you can find fat feeder fetish images very easily by just putting site:4chan.org as a filter lol
  2. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    no, he made me talk him down from the comfort of his living room because he was attention deprived lmao lmao. that's a very big IF
  3. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    it's okay ashley you can admit you're sad KF is gone and there's only this dump to hateread. this is a safe space thread
  4. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    what
  5. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    no thanks that's not my ideal first date
  6. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    decision that everyone knew would happen eventually happens, more news at 11. time to go back to reddit
  7. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    no
  8. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    why would I when it was only once? I'm sure you've done equally as dumb things when you were a teenager... how long ago was that. 35 years ago? ok Freud maybe do some cocaine and you'll calm down
  9. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    what website do you think you're on right now? if you're constantly smelling burning toast you might need to see a doctor
  10. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    we've been over this lol he had untreated bpd
  11. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    pay me $500 and i'll express an opinion about whatever you want baby my last (and only) boyfriend decided threatening suicide while my mom was in the hospital and making me talk him down for 6 hours straight instead of being with her was a good idea. i broke up with him the next day and quelle...
  12. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    ive seen more on cat pictures and meme posts no :feels: oh no, my ip address and burner email, god forbid. anyways in actual problems i have nothing at home that i feel like cooking but im hungry. time to die
  13. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    it's funny to watch you flail at me for 5-15 minutes every few days! for the minimum amount of interaction possible i get at least 2 or 3 posts of absolute delusional batshittery, you can't buy entertainment like that at the family dollar
  14. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    and? so am I going to be someday. so will you except that you'll be more of a Crisco container instead of just a "smear" I've been on a family reunion kick for the last 2 weeks and have met cousins I didn't even know existed, but I'm sorry to hear about your shrinking personal circle
  15. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    Deadpool isn't going to rise from the dead to fuck you, Ash
  16. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    and. the claim is that he posts every single day. he's not you babe
  17. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    "target" is a little aggressive. what I actually did was embarrass myself by having serious theological debate with an insane woman who thought I wanted to fuck her mongoloid abusive husband he hasn't done this in like months lol
  18. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    me personally? lol OK I guess me saying Marshall was a wife beater did him in, astonishing he made it so long if his psyche was that fragile. couldn't have been any other factors involved in it like Melinda being an insufferable harpy who held his balls hostage
  19. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    mad because she won't be your latest pet Special Person aren't you only child syndrome rears its ugly head again
  20. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    reminder that didn't happen
  21. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    if someone had talked me into trying testosterone at 12 just because i complained about pimples and having periods i would be incredibly miserable now and also stuck with irreversible side effects lol
  22. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    so the whole grooming minors into being catboys thing is fine to you?
  23. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    how do you feel about Lucas getting doxed because he was too lazy to use a fake bg this time around
  24. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    well KF is back up now so I blame you for jinxing it
  25. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    is that really your business
  26. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    damn dude I can't take back that many laughs at this point you might as well just let me pass go I wish KF wasn't down so I could post some of the True and Honest Funnier Smarter Women you insist on stanning like a weird kpop groupie
  27. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    your sexual fantasies about me get weirder every time and it's kind of disturbing no, but you're definitely into watching cats being raped, so that's so sad it horseshoed back around to being funny
  28. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    correct. chocolate oranges slap and every other chocolate+flavor combo is inferior after that imo
  29. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    how have I lost anything so far. also you have simped incredibly loudly for keffals who flirted with a minor and let minors into adult spaces in his discord so uh? answer the call inside your own house first maybe you know nothing about me lol you don't even know what state I live in except...
  30. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    I do! I have good food opinions and I'll share them with anybody and everybody I please. Mint and chocolate is fucking gross this guy gets it
  31. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    I have not, but I did Google it and it looks like exactly the kind of texture I hate. Garlic naan slaps though love that with some tomato soup
  32. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    Just raisins. I hate the texture. When you encounter chocolate in the wild it usually either pulls apart (melty and gooey) or breaks apart, but when you hit a raisin it just kind of.. chews. Oatmeal raisin cookies are fine though.
  33. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    it's Saturday. no thank u
  34. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    I've never seen one in my life but if those are raisins it's staying far away from me. Raisins are the worst
  35. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    no, no, this thing https://www.browneyedbaker.com/pumpkin-scones-spiced-glaze/ but vanilla. the icing hardens into a crumbly mess and the scone is also crumbly so you have like 3 lbs of crumbs to lick off the plate after
  36. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    no, I'm am amerifag so it's already a sugary monstrosity with icing
  37. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    1. no Ukrainian even knows I exist so I can't exactly "use" them by pointing out that you don't give two shits about them 2. this scone is really good
  38. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    I'm literally eating a scone
  39. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    LAST TIME I LOG ON HERE
  40. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    ok
  41. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    nobody uses this terminology in 2022 grandma cmon
  42. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    lol ok but can we schedule that to be after my aunt and uncle have lunch w me and my mom this weekend Jesus Christ are you 12? what kind of acne ridden teenage boy self conscious about his rough puberty type of insults are these Ashley, over in the normal world people have this thing called...
  43. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    he swatted MTG? based
  44. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    so i can go to bed securely for the rest of my life seeing as how every time one of your enemies has been Dawxxed it was not due to your astounding sleuthing skills tonight i had buffalo mac n cheese btw it slapped
  45. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    emotionally arrested in 2014 i see
  46. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    you made a whole thread for him why aren't you posting in it
  47. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    if I tell you you're going to stop being funny damn dude who were all those people at the family barbecue last weekend then? if I just wandered into their backyard they were sure accepting of me
  48. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    check her thread yourself I haven't lately @Karl WHAT ARE YOUR CURRENT ACTIVITIES nobody wants you to "go anywhere", the entire point is to keep poking you for entertainment purposes. if you left I'd simply find another weirdo to gawk at during my work breaks
  49. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    I had a burger for lunch today how bout you
  50. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    ? what
  51. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    no because it didn't happen lol because it's fun. I went to one today and got hella sunburnt and I'm full of hamburgers
  52. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    babe it's Saturday go to a barbecue or something
  53. fnaarf

    Kiwifarms Linked AnOminous / the old fat lawyer who spends his time posting on kiwifarms all day.

    why not make a tumblr callout if youre at it it'd be slightly less useless
  54. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    ok youre getting boring again
  55. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    oh wow you're capable of asking questions that any idiot would already know the answer to if they were familiar with Melinda. please ma'am allow me to tongue clean this Nobel peace prize before I give it to you have you heard about the Lockheed Martin drama on Twitter? for some reason your self...
  56. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    there's like 300 pages of you being a spectacle on your thread on KF, go back and read through from the beginning lol
  57. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    it's cringe that you posted emails desperately begging and trying to reason with him when you've made a public spectacle out of yourself for like 3 years running now. this is like Tommy Wiseau complaining that people want to document him. have you tried not being hysterical?
  58. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    you've been trying to provoke my attention for the last few days aren't you happy you finally did it. seriously though why would you post those the secondhand cringe is incredible
  59. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    why would you post this lmao this is so sad
  60. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    no 💙
  61. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    and you guys wonder why there's a short bus following her around!
  62. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    stop posting your self-owns in public this is like the time you told everyone on lolcow that the reason you got fat was because you were binge drinking
  63. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    Ashley you can do it or don't do it, whatever pleases your congested little heart. I promise you I do not have a gun to my laptop waiting for you to produce the death certificate, I have a job that takes me outside to interact with actual people on a daily basis. true crime the genre doesn't...
  64. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

  65. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    Ashley it's Saturday, don't you usually take a break from spouting your lines on the weekend? go outside babe enjoy the weather meet some people
  66. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    >"demanding" lol because it's funny. also you know I'm right, if she actually did see Marshall shoot himself and have to clean up his gore it's kind of weird how she doesn't mention a single thing about the thoughts and emotions of her six children who just lost their father figure
  67. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    >"demanding" lol because it's funny. also you know I'm right, if she actually did see Marshall shoot himself and have to clean up his gore it's kind of weird how she doesn't mention a single thing about the thoughts and emotions of her six children who just lost their father figure
  68. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    idk ask the people who've filled them up lol. I've made like.. 3 or 4 posts about it maximum?
  69. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    I really don't care that much if it's real either way tbh do you ever not think about molestation? like do you ever have other thoughts? it's kind of creepy Ashley
  70. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

  71. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    lol
  72. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    lol
  73. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

  74. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    prove it lol. where's his death certificate? where's a police report? where's anything except the word of a known liar?
  75. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    do I look like your errand boy? tell him yourself you lazy fat sow
  76. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    lol. do you also scratch your taint and sniff your fingers because it feels good
  77. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    what would your pedo brother-in-law think about it why would i try to demoralize you over that when i can try to demoralize you over the fact that you calling one person mean names did absolutely nothing to save any child held prisoner illegally by the US government?
  78. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    why don't you get an ouija board and find out for me? and also ask if he's got any left behind cool jackets i can have stashed somewhere
  79. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    first you call him a child molester and rapist and now you say he was "Probably a better person" than me, I'm getting mixed signals here
  80. fnaarf

    Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

    not reading all that. sorry that happened though sounds stressful or whatever
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