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  1. The Fool

    Good things Nool Did

    didn't have a million banners that say "staff also I own the site" like kengle does
  2. The Fool

    If Josh Trooned Out.....

    Remember when people joined KF just to sperg about Chris? :crash_into_slumber:
  3. The Fool

    If Josh Trooned Out.....

    honestly given how much he's railed against anime for well over a decade despite obviously being into it, I'm pretty sure he has heavily repressed troon affinity (I mean no she he exclusively hangs around them now), I honestly do think he'd off himself before he trooned out and/or watched an...
  4. The Fool

    If Josh Trooned Out.....

    where's the joke? this is just inevitable.
  5. The Fool

    Nostalgia Deprive Taylor of his chat

    call me a faggot all you want, I stand by my insistence of blocking him this is a righteous cause
  6. The Fool

    Debate user @Naught on his decision to help Christian Weston Chandler

    "Chris is his own biggest troll" -- Josh, Chris' Biggest Troll
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    Hobbies Chapter One Of My Story So Far: "The Quest For The Source"

    tl;dr it's a really simple algorithm that jumbles up words in a semi-coherent way to make it look like readable but insane sentences https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_V._Shaney
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    Debate user @Naught on his decision to help Christian Weston Chandler

    how was this a mistake
  9. The Fool

    Debate user @Naught on his decision to help Christian Weston Chandler

    why can't you just let the poor guy let himself get scammed like he wants to?
  10. The Fool

    Hobbies Chapter One Of My Story So Far: "The Quest For The Source"

    I fed it through a markov chain I don't think it worked, I don't see a difference from the original
  11. The Fool

    Hobbies Chapter One Of My Story So Far: "The Quest For The Source"

    make them all pee on each other and one of them gets a little in their mouth it would be funny haha just as a joke though not a fetishy thing just a joke haha
  12. The Fool

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    I'll think about it.
  13. The Fool

    Taylor Thread deleted and account tags removed

    He's so embarrassed to be himself yet is so eager to jerk himself off that the only logical conclusion he could surmise was to pretend to be his own stalker.
  14. The Fool

    Taylor Thread deleted and account tags removed

    do you think our ken is the first ken? do you actually think he's the original?
  15. The Fool

    Taylor Thread deleted and account tags removed

    should have pretended to be kengle instead DM ken saying that HE's the real ken
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    Taylor Thread deleted and account tags removed

    what I would give to based a famous cringe and make his life a living based. I would force him to dress up in based and cringe outfits and subject him to pure cringe and based. just terrible cringe and cringe based. it would be so easy to cringe his based and drive him to cringe, but I wouldn't...
  17. The Fool

    Taylor Thread deleted and account tags removed

    yeah all we got was this creepy stalker who moved next to him, sucks.
  18. The Fool

    Taylor Thread deleted and account tags removed

    i dunno, it's pretty convincing to me. i think you got the wrong guy, guys. i think this dude really is just living in taylor's walls stalking him and pretending to be him.
  19. The Fool

    Communities /cow/

    Anyone remember the Rika threads? I remember the time he jumped out of his balcony because he was high on bath salts and saw an apparition of Robbie Rotten's head chasing him.
  20. The Fool

    Public Figure - Niche Alexander Gordon Jahans / Alex Jahans / Gordon Jones / Farshnuke / Alasdair Jakes

    thats sort of what I always imagined I would see if I looked under my bed as a kid
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    Taylor Thread deleted and account tags removed

    literally just block him i don't know whats so hard about this
  22. The Fool

    Taylor Thread deleted and account tags removed

    don't listen to him, leek. kengle cleared your name, he's the ultimate authority of all cows. if he says you're not one then obviously it must be true.
  23. The Fool

    Taylor Thread deleted and account tags removed

    anyway leek it's good to have you, now that kengle confirmed you're not taylor the disgustig tranny i guess we can be friends now :)
  24. The Fool

    Taylor Thread deleted and account tags removed

    guys its okay kengle said he's not a cow we can drop it now kengle said so it's okay he said it so it must be true
  25. The Fool

    Taylor Thread deleted and account tags removed

    Sig used his IP to track his location to around where said cow is. When confronted he said he intentionally moved next door to said cow in order to use their IP range to troll them. So yeah I mean I'd say "you be the judge" but I mean obviously he's not said cow so we can just drop this now.
  26. The Fool

    Taylor Thread deleted and account tags removed

    I dunno I mean if ken says so then it must be true
  27. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    these are for an event? what event?
  28. The Fool

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    kinda cringe
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Looking through this thread, it really is making me realize what should have dawned on me ages ago. Like, I've just been shitposting from the sidelines, occasionally posting my drunken armchair psychoanalysis on various cows because I'm too unemployable to be a real therapist. But man I've...
  30. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    null makes me feel better about myself because sometimes I feel like I'm being a big fat woman and overreacting to some things, but then I see null and he makes me feel like sig's avatar.
  31. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    what I would give to kidnap Null and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I...
  32. The Fool

    Christory Anthony Logatto / A-Log

    I forgot about A-Log. I miss him. Why did he have to have the common sense to keep his head down? :(
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    good lord how many people on kf are saying they'd fuck their avatar like they've never seen anime before? that is a really strange state between being a lonely loser and not being into anime.
  34. The Fool

    "Post your Art" Thread

    for the record I did post at 4:20 so you're not wrong
  35. The Fool

    What are you listening to right now?

  36. The Fool

    "Post your Art" Thread

    finish it
  37. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    How lazy. If you're not going to commit to an april fool's day prank then don't even bother.
  38. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    sick homestuck reference
  39. The Fool

    Onionfarms Drama homegrown retards

    I hate that picture with all my person. It instantly makes my dick shrivel up into an deflated balloon. God what a fucking disgusting creature.
  40. The Fool

    Onionfarms Drama homegrown retards

    blocked leek. best idea I had all day.
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    Onionfarms Drama homegrown retards

    Disagree
  42. The Fool

    Onionfarms Drama homegrown retards

    Quebec is gay, DM me if you disagree. Sent from my Windows Phone 7
  43. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    women can't be INTJs sorry
  44. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    prove me wrong (spoilers: you can't. I'm an INTJ)
  45. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    The more I've come to understand trannies on KF the more I realize everyone who constantly bitches about them are themselves trollshielding trannies. Everyone on KF is trollshielding about something. Remember how CIA Nig got outed? He made fun of people who fapped to planes and he himself fapped...
  46. The Fool

    Onionfarms Drama homegrown retards

    can i be on someone's shitlist? :(
  47. The Fool

    Designated shitposting thread

    it's not shitposting if there's a thread for it
  48. The Fool

    What is the weirdest fetish?

    I think vore is just a really freudian way to return to the womb. That was always my assumption.
  49. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    So I'm on like maybe 8 beers right now and have no shame at this moment Getting banned reminds me of the Minecraft Forums in 2010. Believe it or not, the Minecraft Forums back in 2009 was really chill, it was basically just an offsite /v/, back when /v/ was actually cool (I know, hard to...
  50. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I'm not like other girls, I actually hate women. A woman hating other women, who has heard such a preposterous thing? It's utter insanity. That's why I'm not like other girls.
  51. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I think we can all agree that women are subhuman and deserve to be stalked out of the internet.
  52. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I like how ambivalent he was like "I-I don't think the fool was mocking you but maybe he was or maybe he was drunk haha pls don't ban me null-sama" for the record I wasn't drunk, that pun was entirely the product of my own autism.
  53. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I think you're blaming your knee-jerk over-reaction and the inevitable backlash on other people instead of yourself. You seem very quick to judge people, and that just makes people want to judge you back. You know there's a lot of trannies on KF, right? The joke about KF's mod team being...
  54. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Dunno what you mean by "our culture", if you've been on KF for a decent amount of time, you'd realize it's composed of several mutually-exclusive groups that all hate each other. It basically is a social networking site by this point, just a really fucked up one.
  55. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I'll give you an honest not-shitposty answer, it's really not healthy to dwell on mental shit. Seek treatment, try to straighten yourself out, find something to make you happy, and learn to deal with yourself. Talking about your mental illnesses and anxiety online is not good. At best, you're...
  56. The Fool

    Recommend anime & manga

    Planetarian - Really sad, especially if you like robots. It'll absolutely bum you out, especially if you only watch the 5 episode series. I recommend the movie "Hoshi no Hito" (aka "Stargazer" aka "Storyteller of the Stars"), since it's most of the series plus new content. "A Snow Globe" also...
  57. The Fool

    Suggestion wordfilter suggestions

    the -> teh
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    nah I get that. KF doesn't outright cancel in the strict sense, most threads just sit there doing nothing. the dude I was replying to was outright saying to contact her employer or something. you know, touching the poop. so I criticized that.
  59. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    lots of alcohol
  60. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Yeah, you do have to pay for it, I think it's $20. For the record, someone gifted it to me, I never paid for it lol. And yeah null is shameless about bans, he'd probably ban his own grandmother without warning. I kind of get it, I hate dealing with bullshit too, but sometimes maybe it's better...
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    Onionfarms Rant why is the site favicon literally just the site banner

    literally 5 seconds in gimp
  62. The Fool

    Onionfarms Rant why is the site favicon literally just the site banner

    it's squished and looks like dogshit. couldn't you have at least used a png of the onion emoji?
  63. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Mad at the Internet and its viewers

    I didn't think everyone who watched MATI was actually a tranny... Why are they all trannies...
  64. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I think it's just that time of the month for null, give him a few days and the cramps will go away.
  65. The Fool

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I don't know what I expected when I said that we shouldn't encourage cancel culture.
  66. The Fool

    lolcalfs & personal lolcows

    I didn't see a "general weirdos" thread so I'll put this here. I'm in a Buddhist discord server, this only lasted for about two/three days but there's a guy who was threatening to kill himself because he watched avengelion. He got banned because he kept leaving and rejoining to get out of the...
  67. The Fool

    What is the weirdest fetish?

    I'm stuck on inflation. I can't comprehend it. I think virtually anything else I could probably kind of see, but inflation just throws me off, especially with how popular it is.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    the fact that he confused someone else with I, The Fool, is very insulting and now I suddenly don't even want to acknowledge him anymore
  69. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    ironically I have genuinely no idea what he means by "he takes shots like that every day" like, what, the occasional "die null :dienull:" shitposts I'd post in supporters once a week? I don't get it.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    give me a break it's a good place to shitpost :( thats all I ever used it for anyway. honestly I sort of expected for null to say "wow this guy doesn't even contribute he literally just shitposts"
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    lol wow. yeah I guess I'll appeal in a week then or something. I just don't know where he got the idea that I was being genuine, I was just playing around, it was all light-hearted. If he can't even take that kind of joke anymore then I'm a little worried for him.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I have no idea, I'll try logging in in a week to see if it's still there.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Come on, don't give him a hard time, that was very Brave of him to say.
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