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  1. The Fool

    Pick a Direction please

    onion farms is dead and ken killed it
  2. The Fool

    It's time to admit it: Nigeria and Nollywood are funny

    maybe the real nigerian lolcows were the friends we made along the way
  3. The Fool

    kengle funny

    uh oh, kengle! kengle funny! funny kengle! yaaay for kengle! kengle make me happy happy happy hahahaha uh oh! I think I made a shitpost! shitpost on onion farms, no mods, thats funny! hahaha
  4. The Fool

    Meditation on being a massive faggot

    i want to keep ken chained to a furnace in my basement and make him live solely off my cum
  5. The Fool

    It's time to admit it: Nigeria and Nollywood are funny

    There are billions of people in Nigeria, the market is huge. Imagine all the juicy drama we can dig up.
  6. The Fool

    listen ken

    you WILL submit to my demands, this is not a negotiation, this is a threat. you WILL post belly pics. you WILL unban leek and make him admin. you WILL wear a diaper. do not keep me waiting.
  7. The Fool

    How long does this site have left?

    you know you can own an account on both websites right
  8. The Fool

    How long does this site have left?

    two seconds
  9. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    nah, null is content with all the trannies, women and stalkers he has now who haunt MATI and the A&H and BP boards. We're just "shitting up the site." He doesn't want a community, he just wants a following.
  10. The Fool

    I really, really, really hate people who crosspost on The Onion Farms and The SIGSEGV Farms.

    your words are as empty as your soul, niggerkind ill need a savior such as you.
  11. The Fool

    are you a lolcow?

    We are the lolcow, we are all the lolcow.
  12. The Fool

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    I'm actually null, I took up The Fool's identity, that's why I banned him from KF, he could have snitched.
  13. The Fool

    Meta Random txts

    I’ve had online relationships with brown people
  14. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    how long before null makes it so you can't rate him anymore
  15. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    null if you're reading this do NOT unspoiler this image it will cause permanent psychological damage
  16. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    suddenly have the urge to make a bot to spam null with tophats using socks
  17. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    why does null think everyone is constantly spitting in his face and backstabbing him. they make a cute little jeer and he think they're violently attacking him. that mentality is going to drive him insane a lot quicker than being a kissless virgin
  18. The Fool

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    tomorrow: "I unbanned him and made him mod again because he said sorry"
  19. The Fool

    Briefs vs Boxers

    this is about briefs and boxers not whatever your sick fetish is.
  20. The Fool

    Briefs vs Boxers

    Discuss (women need not apply)
  21. The Fool

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    oh sorry do you like lain?
  22. The Fool

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    "wow a 90s anime about an autistic girl who likes retro computers ｊｕｓｔ　ｌｉｋｅ　ｍｅ"
  23. The Fool

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I even like Lain but yeah I avoid anyone who uses anything Lain-related as a profile picture like the plague. 99% chance they're a tranny.
  24. The Fool

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    >The Wings trolling community is garbage imagine unironically uttering the words "[proper noun] trolling community" now imagine using those words in the context of belonging to said "community". I would immediately kill myself. I would swallow my own tongue.
  25. The Fool

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    theres a reason nostalgia is a sin in buddhism
  26. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    sorry if you think that kind of behavior is appropriate then I'm afraid we can't be friends anymore.
  27. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    please don't call her a bitch, that's disrespectful to women.
  28. The Fool

    brb

    oh no you don't i know how you cyberbullies dox people i know how this works I KNOW HOW THIS WORKS
  29. The Fool

    brb

    oh alright if you're going to encourage me that much hold on let me break the lock on my mom's room's door so i can get her panties again
  30. The Fool

    brb

    i "failed" but that's just because the teacher is a fucking jew (i cheated so i know those answers were right), fucking jews trying to oppress white people so they can't get ahead in the world, i fucking hate is dystopic western world i was forced to be born in, i wish i was born in japan, then...
  31. The Fool

    brb

    video game design
  32. The Fool

    brb

    yeah i went like 13 years ago
  33. The Fool

    brb

    can't wait until i move out so i can give my parents a big F*CK YOU for making me do this sh*t
  34. The Fool

    brb

    i'm back
  35. The Fool

    brb

    i have to do chores
  36. The Fool

    Waifu weeb general thread

    rabbu raibu
  37. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    yeah
  38. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    proof?
  39. The Fool

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    thats what I thought the "minor cows" thread was going to be for but it never really got there. there should be a minor cows board, honestly. I know the whole "uhhh but what if they see it and DFE before we can get the juicy stuff!" which is why PG is private. but if they're smart enough to DFE...
  40. The Fool

    Onionfarms Drama Debate user @Other_Panther on posting fucking screenshots for once in your fucking life

    and ruin the mystery? the intrigue? the thrill of the unknown? do you have no sense of adventure?
  41. The Fool

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    i'm gonna go drink some more and uhh *spins wheel* watch L.A. Beast give himself diarrhea
  42. The Fool

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    video of dom reading his own posts
  43. The Fool

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    get sig to do it this is sig
  44. The Fool

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    write a bot to rip the pages
  45. The Fool

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

  46. The Fool

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    wouldn't be surprised if it were by this point feels like null just makes up new rules for the fun of it now
  47. The Fool

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

  48. The Fool

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    watch out guys we got a straight edge here
  49. The Fool

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    beer and twisted tea :) i'm drinking it fast tonight so it's really settling in
  50. The Fool

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    sig and naught's child
  51. The Fool

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

  52. The Fool

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

  53. The Fool

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

  54. The Fool

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    i can't but if i could no
  55. The Fool

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    what is even happening in this thread fuck all of you retard i have had an alcohol i hate all of you fuck you retards fuck fuck
  56. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    you're acting like paying to use more stickers isn't a scam
  57. The Fool

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I was in like 3 mass DMs and they were annoying and I never posted in them.
  58. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I was even going to make a joke about you being femcel but I didn't want to be mean but wow you make it easy
  59. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    incel fallacy; money doesn't get you pussy, being a skillful, resourceful and self-sufficient man gets you pussy
  60. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

  61. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I have a girlfriend and she makes me very happy and we're best friends :)
  62. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    what did he mean by this
  63. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    "Are you a good incel, or a bad incel?"
  64. The Fool

    Hobbies Chapter One Of My Story So Far: "The Quest For The Source"

    interesting, what do you enjoy about it?
  65. The Fool

    Hobbies Chapter One Of My Story So Far: "The Quest For The Source"

    tell me more
  66. The Fool

    Hobbies Chapter One Of My Story So Far: "The Quest For The Source"

    what's homestuck?
  67. The Fool

    Hobbies Chapter One Of My Story So Far: "The Quest For The Source"

    congratulations you accomplished the complete opposite of what you were attempting to.
  68. The Fool

    When Will @Twatter Troon Out?

  69. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    cyberbullying is a real crime with real victims and it's why I can't bring myself to condone Null's conduct any further.
  70. The Fool

    Normie hate.

    found the roblox player
  71. The Fool

    Debate user @Kenya Jones on the ethics of being a troon

    I sent him a photoshopped picture of Trump holding a sign that says "kengle do not ban debate threads on onionfarms" and he believed it.
  72. The Fool

    Debate user @Kenya Jones on the ethics of being a troon

  73. The Fool

    Onionfarms Drama Remember when OnionFarms used to be good?

    Non-quantifiable metrics cannot be evaluated and have not been factored into this response.
  74. The Fool

    Onionfarms Drama Remember when OnionFarms used to be good?

    define funny
  75. The Fool

    Onionfarms Drama Remember when OnionFarms used to be good?

    define good content i'm waiting liberal
  76. The Fool

    Debate user @Kenya Jones on the ethics of being a troon

    oh, is this the latest excuse for transtrenders? "well I don't have real dysphoria but I have pretend dysphoria which is basically the same!" For the Nth time, when you see a cute anime girl and think "it'd be cool if I was that", do not make that your entire identity.
  77. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    null
  78. The Fool

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    "so what'd you work on today?" "oh I changed some sprites in a children's game into insane men who wear dresses and shit themselves"
  79. The Fool

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    For real, it feels so industrialized now. Like literally every couple days you'll see a new PG thread going "is this guy a lolcow???", and the sad thing is they're not even kids writing a shitty PA, they're genuinely well-constructed and detailed posts, about this random weirdo, who, at most...
  80. The Fool

    What is the weirdest fetish?

    I mean we can be here all day if we name an extremely specific fetish one guy has. I thought this was more of a "genre" thing. unless there actually is a kitchen tile booru.
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