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I just started thawing out some fish I caught. Redfish. Going to grill them tomorrow. What goyslop are you eating cowboy?

This is now the official cowboy-whatever shitpost thread. Fuck you cowboy you don't even know how to ride a horse. You don't know how to fire a shotgun. You don't know how to fire a rifle. You don't know how to fire a pistol. You've NEVER eaten meat from an animal that you've killed. You are a...

I code in your mom's pussy

WE GOT YA BOY COWBOY! OH NO KENGAL PUT IN SOME HTML THING AND IT BROKE THE SITE! YOU FUCKING ZOOMERS ARE PATHETIC. I LEARNED TO USE A COMPUTER WITH MS DOS AND MY GRANDMOTHER'S MAINFRAME. CSS BROKE OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. GET RAPED.

I'm not reading your reply. I don't care. You aren't worth anything, you're a piece of shit, and I'm NOT thinking of you. I don't think about you at all.

I'm going to throw off all of my bullshit for this reply: I disagree. You don't have to be an expert or have knowledge about something to know that it was performed correctly. Example: getting new tires and having your car's alignment done. I don't know shit about fuck in relation to tires but I...

FINISH HIGH SCHOOL YOU DEGENERATE

IT'S YA BOI COWBOY!

I'm gonna be real with you here: $25 per hour is great money in south-asia, but I wouldn't wipe my ass with someone that made that much in the US. You need to get the onion farms repo in source control. From memory: 1) git init In the source directory which is in home slash some shit...

It's ya boy cowboy. Go simp after Elaine Piss-pants you ignorant fuck.

I'm bored and onion farms amuses me. Plus, tbr, Kengal seems like a good dude. No but I was a software architect on a giant PHP project. Got overconfident.

I've been a software engineer for 10 years, I interned at NASA, I have a computer science degree, and I'm a CS PhD dropout. What's ya point?

BRO I respect you as an admin and what I suspect you do for a living. YOU CAN'T TRUST INDIANS OR PAKISTANIS! They have no reason to do good work. Example: shit goes bad, so you want to bring legal action against them. What are you going to do, sue someone in shitskin court? You need to get at...

Everyone that has complained here: get raped. I'm not going to use this account again, but a duplicate element that works is nothing. You're the type of nigga that has a breakdown when the ice cream machine is down at McDonalds. Kengal or whatever you go by you really need to: 1) Enable daily...

Honestly, I've been trying since 11am EST. All I did was remove two properties from a cookie and save helper_js_global.php. Shit broke so I added the lines back. It doesn't make any sense bc it was just properties on the cookie. Tried all sorts of stuff like rebuilding xenforo, ui.x, and...

I fucked up a template and I'm attempting to fix it now. This is more of what I'd call an annoying problem than a difficult one. The fucking template editor is throwing 403s at me for no reason so I have to figure that out first. In the meantime many of the themes work great like Halloween...

Alister Mycroft, noted Piss-pants Elaine Simp, has released a 10-minute audio-only recording about his queen. I'd say he's defending the queen, but I'd rather put a ice pic in both of my ear drums than listen to this. Maybe some of you masochists are up to the task.

Looking like a lesbian. SHAMEFUL DISPLAY! BE A MAN!

He broke the site, just look at this: 1) Add a new database node and allow it to replicate 2) The other DBs start sending over 8tb of data 3) The synchronizing DBs have to stay synchronized with each other while getting the new node up to speed AND serving kiwifarms simultaneously 4) DBs...

Hair and Vordrak start: Did Vordrak lay pipe? No scars on thighs or foundation: Scar and flower inspection: Vordak really isn't that obsessed with Kiwi compared with OnionFarms. Vordak's conquests during gamergate.... Vordrak used ejaculate and it was super effective: Vordrak...

Autism Personified

The tl;dr is kwf has been running on various VPSs(virtual private servers). That fancy AMD EPYC build crowdfunded a couple years ago has been collecting dust. SHAMEFUL DISPLAY! WASTING DONATION MONEY! In reality, none of this is going to work. A single point of failure for a site that's...

I'll accept my hundred dollaru in bitcoin!

870EVO is a quality poster. Enough so that I remember his name without a lookup. Shameful display Joshuru! Banning power users is bad for business!

1.4 million dollar house. Trolling must pay well.

Probably the Poast drama, Mr Beast tranny, Ali the pedo, and Ethan Klien ($100 on him playing the Hila IDF gun clip).

503 Service Unavailable. Shameful display Jershu!

He must like to produce a horrible stream. SHAMEFUL DISPLAY!

Nigga do you understand English grammar? Shouldn't have kids and is actively doing a disservice by doing so? Shameful display! Stay away from Haru!

I clicked on the downtime announcement and it's 403 Forbidden. Topical!

Kiwiflare backend is down yet again. I'm so disappointed Josharu.

Haru, I am disappointed in your recent behavior. Associating with human trash like PIT VIPER SALESMAN? I raised you better than this!

Jersh is trying to get WingsOfRedemption to handle his mail:

My Haru faithfully obeys my orders! After all, she's nothing like your charlatan!