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  1. cjöcker

    Poll: how often do onions (you) shower, brush teeth, floss and use mouthwash?

    Every day I wake up and I brush my teeth. I don't shower because I believe that the dead skin creates a protective layer around my body which protects me from all kinds of diseases.
  2. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    He set his sights on Twinkie for his love quest. I bet he was PISSED when she abandoned ship.
  3. cjöcker

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    He used to develop payroll software for some company in Australia and he gave that up to run his forum which at the time primarily focused on DN and Chris. He gave up a well paying job to run a website about an autistic weirdo and 2 speds who think they're supersoldiers. He's also a terrible...
  4. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Now that I think of it there isn't really that much Beauty in a forum called Beauty Parlor.
  5. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights The Null Simp thread.

    Shouldn't he be on parler or gab or another one of those federal honeypots
  6. cjöcker

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    >gets a motherboard with a shitty on-board network interface WTAF I can't believe that it can't handle all the requests???????
  7. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Jawsh said that it's there solely for containment.
  8. cjöcker

    Darksydephil

    Still #1 in NA.
  9. cjöcker

    Suggestion Onionfarms and reaction stickers

    You don't need a theory. It means that they came from Reddit and they have a lot to learn.
  10. cjöcker

    Suggestion The Trophy Points system

    "just like a real woman" earned for complaining more about trannies/trains/kengle than {o}P in the timespan it took for him to get banned.
  11. cjöcker

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Financial BS

    "To host pornography" is a decent reason to use bulletproof hosting. Often regular hosts are reluctant to host porn sites because they're high risk and bring in a lot of revenge porn complaints which is bad for business.
  12. cjöcker

    Suggestion Onionfarms and reaction stickers

    We have too many stickers.
  13. cjöcker

    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    If I see it I'm pulling my gun out and taking matters into my own hands.
  14. cjöcker

    Suggestion Onionfarms and reaction stickers

    Yeah I'd be down to have our own stuff rather than shit that we stole from KF even though shit like Semper Fi is an old jace meme, etc.
  15. cjöcker

    Suggestion Onionfarms and reaction stickers

    When are we going to start paying Spedestrian?
  16. cjöcker

    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    At the moment I think that whatever floats your boat would suffice for video game stuff. I'm all for moving The Dump, off-topic threads in Onion Farms General into Whatever Floats Your Boat.
  17. cjöcker

    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    It'd be nice to hear the community voice their opinions on our suggestions.
  18. cjöcker

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Financial BS

    I think that 1776 Hosting may be a scheme to get access to small business loans and payment processors. Go to 1776hosting.com, it's a barebones site using the default WHMCS theme, the plans he sells have outright ridiculous pricing even compared to EC2 and Lightsail. It doesn't operate like a...
  19. cjöcker

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Financial BS

    When I was visiting central Europe pretty much everyone there spoke pretty decent English. I'm not sure about Serbia or other Eastern European places. He said he spoke "enough Russian to get by" in Ukraine.
  20. cjöcker

    Computer & Internet Related bear computer

    Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot? 2200 EST, 12/01/2021, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719 Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.
  21. cjöcker

    Computer & Internet Related bear computer

    I will make sure that the next person who shit talks bear computer will end up in a bathtub with bear computer plugged into a wall outlet.
  22. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights The Null Simp thread.

    Everyone, please welcome zedkissed60 to Onion Farms.
  23. cjöcker

    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    This is frustration speaking, so bear that in mind in advance. I ordinarily have great respect for the law and would prefer if every single one of these bastards were punished under it, but sometimes when I see this shit, I want to just go postal with an automatic weapon on every single one of...
  24. cjöcker

    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    Thoughts on having "pinned" posts in a thread to mark events of importance in a thread? At the moment we really don't need it but once the site starts to become bigger threads will to and we'll end up with multi hundred if not thousand page threads of sperging and nobody is going to read through...
  25. cjöcker

    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    I think we should use a featured thread system of some sort. The happenings box has to be manually done and I think it'd be better to do it off of an automated system that features threads that meet certain criteria.
  26. cjöcker

    Computer & Internet Related bear computer

    Fuck you. Don't ever say that again.
  27. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights The Null Simp thread.

    I'd be surprised if anything would work with all the fat cells in his bloodstream.
  28. cjöcker

    Console Wars

    If it isn't an original C64 sound chip I don't want to hear about it.
  29. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights The Null Simp thread.

    Was this the Mumkey stream?
  30. cjöcker

    Console Wars

    The console war has been a thing since the dawn of time. I remember when I was arguing with my friends about how the PlayStation 3 is obviously better than Xbox 360 because I fucking said so. However, there is a certain group of people who cannot stop thinking about consoles that they don't like...
  31. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights The Null Simp thread.

    I'm convinced that nobody reads them and people just assume that they must be sound posts so they give them stickers. Half of these blog posts are full of schizophrenic ramblings about the poster's entire life and how they came to the conclusion that being 600 pounds isn't healthy and how...
  32. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights The Null Simp thread.

    Maybe he just likes morbidly obese delusional autists because he sees himself in them? I don't blame him for hating the IF or DSP subforums though, nobody there is having fun. They're all fucking a-logs. Especially the DSP subforum, they ruin the entire thing. They spend the entire day watching...
  33. cjöcker

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Financial BS

    This isn't necessarily true. They aren't at all made for something which operates at the scale that Kiwi Farms does. He owns the hardware, you'll have an EXTREMELY tough time finding one that does colocation since they're all very fucking dodgy. Plus, they aren't at all stable and can go down at...
  34. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights The Null Simp thread.

    troon out saga when
  35. cjöcker

    What are you listening to right now?

    Just listened to "Spending Time on the Border Line" by Ozma. It's one of the best albums I've heard in recent times.
  36. cjöcker

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    What are the chances that the on-board network interface is sufficient?
  37. cjöcker

    Computer & Internet Related bear computer

    there is no bear. i will be banning you from onion farms now.
  38. cjöcker

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    He didn't complain about the banks. No, seriously. Listen to MATI.
  39. cjöcker

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    You see people who are seething do this all the time. He went on about it for 15 minutes on yesterday's MATI.
  40. cjöcker

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    No politisperging in the diet coke thread.
  41. cjöcker

    things You WILL and WILL NOT do on kiwi farms

    @Boingotango
  42. cjöcker

    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    I lost my vape. I paid a hundred dollars for it a few weeks back and i cant find it in my room anymore. I feel so fucking dead rn as i turned my entire house upside down to try and find it..i had to lie to my parents about what i was looking for too and i dont know what to do anymore. Ive been...
  43. cjöcker

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    Please can you make a subforum for mullumbimby it's the only way I can rant about vaccinations and 5G
  44. cjöcker

    Suggestion Onionfarms and reaction stickers

    shut up shut up shut up
  45. cjöcker

    Suggestion Onionfarms and reaction stickers

    bear computer
  46. cjöcker

    Suggestion Onionfarms and reaction stickers

    It's not a joke.
  47. cjöcker

    Suggestion Onionfarms and reaction stickers

    >bear computer >stupid meme Fuck off.
  48. cjöcker

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    CS Source hacking clan that preceded Team Gamerfood.
  49. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Moderators

    Getting molested by CWC is in no way worth it
  50. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Moderators

    Does Cogsdev still run the cwcki?
  51. cjöcker

    Syrup

    It's not how it's supposed to be configured. It's not a privacy thing, it's a bad web server configuration.
  52. cjöcker

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    It would work better as A&N for just general news stuff.
  53. cjöcker

    Public Figure - Niche June Lapine/Shoe0nHead

    Why are all of her videos in 4:3? She can afford to get a god damn camera.
  54. cjöcker

    Computer & Internet Related bear computer

    That's not even correct. It's an error you get when you try to access memory your program didn't allocate. It's not OS specific.
  55. cjöcker

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    @SIGSEGV Please do it. I'm not going to have him on the site until January.
  56. cjöcker

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    How are you this stupid? How the fuck haven't you forgotten how to breathe?
  57. cjöcker

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    It's me accusing you of being hypocritical. You don't seek the help you desperately need yet you tell a man who's been nothing but patient with you to get help for seemingly no reason.
  58. cjöcker

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    How can you say this when you made 47 Kiwi Farms accounts begging to be unbanned?
  59. cjöcker

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    Would it kill you to not act like a massive faggot? Make the thread or don't. Stop talking about it and just do it.
  60. cjöcker

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    Freetard.
  61. cjöcker

    Syrup

    Sometimes I forget how much of a creep CWC is.
  62. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights The Null Simp thread.

    The only place I've found Brave to be satisfactory is on mobile. If you're on desktop you may as well use Firefox.
  63. cjöcker

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Keep your gay Discord drama out of here.
  64. cjöcker

    Opinion/Blog Random Pics & Gifs

    This is a billion dollar project. Each location would cost millions to make, think property, property renovation, staff salaries and training, making a corporate structure, etc. It's ridiculous.
  65. cjöcker

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    It doesn't matter where it's hosted if you reside in the US you still have to follow US law. DMCA isn't likely to be an issue for us.
  66. cjöcker

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    Those are mostly crap designed to get people to click affiliate links.
  67. cjöcker

    Syrup

  68. cjöcker

    Nostalgia Favourite mod message

    tfw all of these are sig because you never actually clean anything up
  69. cjöcker

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I remember him talking about Barb dying on MATI and talking about how he's gonna fly down to Ruckersville and help Chris because he thinks he owes it to him or something. This struck me as extremely odd given that I don't think that CWC is that close with him although I could be wrong. He's also...
  70. cjöcker

    Programming Thread

    Don't listen to people who say JavaScript is a programming language. It purely exists to trick trannies and web designers into thinking they know how to program.
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