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Hello Onion Farms. First of all, I would just like to specify that this is not my account, this was loaned to me to make this post. I understand that account sharing is against the rules, but hopefully, considering the circumstances, an exception will be made. I will not be using this account...
I mean you can call them a lolcow, but unless you're the second coming of Terry A. Davis (may he rest in power), it's more likely that the schizophrenia is going to be sad and not funny. And even in Terry's case, the schizophrenia still makes it sad, he just happened to say some really funny shit.
>get email from feds asking for information about user who posted a threat
>comply with the request because you aren't a retard
>this somehow warrants making a thread where you bitch about how hard it is to run the forum
I'd suggest making sure your own post isn't fucking pathetic before you...
Since we're apparently doing some autistic cross site communication in this thread now, I guess I'll respond to this:
I accepted the offer because I thought becoming a janny would be funny. That's really all there is to it. Also someone tell Null to check his email lol.
DUHHH CIRNGE!!!! DUHHH BRINGE!!???!!1 CRINGE!!!!! IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY!!??? DURR BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED CRINGE I FEEL LIKE IM IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME...
Is he still going on about the fedpost that I went too far with? For fucks sake, I didn't even threaten to kill people, just some Demonrats. dumbass all you had to do that day was respond to an email, I'm the one who had a pair of FBI agents show up at my door that night. Get some fucking...
I wasn't really out to say that his idea was a bad one, it's more that trying to pass it off as "agile development" sort of rubbed me the wrong way and triggered my autism. Not sure what he's referring to with this part, though:
Unless he means that he's switching the site font to Comic Sans...
Agile development (just like all other software development paradigms) is all about delivering a product that meets the needs of the client/end-users. Fucking around with reactions just because the idea popped into your head isn't what I'd consider "meeting the needs of end-users," but maybe...
If they consistently act like a cow, I'd say it doesn't matter whether they react to being made fun of. The cows who take their cow status in stride are some of my favorites, though.
@A Friendly Hoovy came up with the concept for a new theme to appease all the whiny faggots who complained about how their eyes were bleeding:
It's not a perfect implementation, but hopefully our new theme, A Friendly Onion, is easier on people's eyes. I'm a bit busy right now, so I don't have...
If given the chance to go back and stop myself from making such a luminescent post, I don't think I'd take any of it back. Of course, I'm not going to make the same mistake twice. But in light of the gigantic shitstorm it created, I can safely say that I regret nothing and I'm not sorry.
You have COMPLETELY misunderstood the idea of Onion Farms. Onion Farms is not "hey guys take a look at this funny link ha ha." Onion Farms is not Facebook's whiteknighting. Onion Farms is not Reddit, Tumblr or 9gag.com. Onion Farms is a place for people to be monsters. Disturbing, cold, heedless...
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