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You can literally feel the daddy issues.

Perhaps. It's just how I feel about it, personally. If you still find something to enjoy in it, enjoy it. But, for me, I think the magic's gone.

The internet has run its course, and 2016 only cemented that. I've honestly thought of just disconnecting entirely at some point.

We have all fallen short of the glory of neurotypicality. I'm no better nor worse than anyone else.

Nah, I'm no sperg. I just lurked. That's true. I just wonder why they bother sticking around and not just go somewhere else. Doesn't have to be here, for the record. I agree. One poster on there said something about how interesting it'd be to look back on the thread from the start to finish...

Touche. I mean, on KF's Wuhan Coronavirus megathread, there's some really thought provoking posts about how the lockdowns, etc are affecting the kids, while most other sites are either shitting on them or ignoring them entirely. I'd like to hope that those posting 'em are doing their part to...

A lot of things have spoiled the broth, basically. Pity. As much as I trash KF, there are some decent posts at times there. A shame they have to be wasted on a site with a childish userbase swamping any meaningful discussion with basic /poltard/ trash.

From what I've seen, a lot of zoomers are against it, and I see even more opting out of the system in the future as the younger generations realize how fully the deck is stacked against them. You can see it in their memes, in the jokes, the usernames they choose on their private discords...

To be fair, this is a chronic problem affecting many of his generation, no matter the clique they claim. The problem is when it bleeds into a real world that doesn't give a shit about any ideology.

Memes are the last refuge of those in dire need of a personality.

Because it's probably too "normie" for him to handle. If the age of the lolcow is dead, I hope the age of the "everyone else is a NORMIE" dies soon too. We get it, you're a basic not like those other girls bitch in a manchild's body, get over yourself.

I think the problem is that 2016, Josh invited all the miggers over to the Farms in an attempt to cash in on the grifting everyone else was doing, but Zion Don's loss to Beijing Joe pretty much ruined everything for 'em, and now it's basically just beating what little remains of a dead horse...

By young people, you mean millenials, right? I've seen a lot differently when it comes to the zoomers. A lot of 'em aren't exactly keen on following in their footsteps.

Perhaps it will, but I think it will be pretty crippled by the post-COVID economic depression on the horizon. People will be telling 'em to sod off or flat out ignoring them - think about all those evictions waiting to be handed out, do you think the average person is going to give two shits...

I figured something was up with him. He really should get help, though, instead of worrying about a glorified fad like SJWs.

Whenever someone asks how did boomers cripple entire generations on nothing but flimsy pieces of fabric, point them to Vaush. It'll all make sense.

I've read a lot of his posts. Some of them go the way of the former, the others the latter.

What's funny is that they think we're all Kiwi Farmers/ex-Kiwi Farmers. I've never even had a KF account, but apparently someone over there uses the same name, since about 2015. You're right about how stagnant KF is, though - nowadays, unless you're in a thread on BP, there's pretty much...

I've heard about that. Wouldn't be surprising. I suspect that place will likely fizzle out and die within the next few years - from what I read on there, the admin can't cope with the CP/gore spam. It's almost like pandering to a decadent, degenerate subculture doesn't work out or something.

Kiwi Farms has tons of competitors. The problem is that they refuse to admit that there's no real competition, it's just that they're the equivalent of the little kid who wants to impress his older brother's friends.

Lolcow Farm? I've lurked on there. You can easily tell that every last anon on there is male. They try way too hard to pretend they're women. It reads like a parody of /r9k/ - just swap out every foid with moid, every roastie with scrote, blah blah blah. I think the problem with gossip sites is...

I wonder which personality Syaoran Li would use to post on here. Would it be the "How do you do, fellow boomers?" personality? Or would it be the "I am, to the point of parody, a self-hating millenial who simps hard for boomers in the hopes their wealth will finally trickle down some day" one...

The age of the lolcow is dead? It never lived to begin with. It was basically a brief 'ha ha ha, this guy is a dork' before you went on with your life that became gentrified by the chronic A-loggers (Null and the rest of KF) who don't really care about lolcows so much as they do boasting of...

Good mindset to have.

Based on his financial aptitude (more like ineptitude), Josh is to internet forums what DSP is to streaming.

When he inevitably ends up killing himself after KF goes down, I hope you don't follow in his footsteps with a cult of personality and all that.

Only if it's to hand over complete and unconditional control of KF to @SIGSEGV

Sure. Okay.

You have a point, but they were like that even before the pandemic. I've lurked on KF for a long while, and I'd see it all the time. The same sort of doomerposting that they'd mock Tumblristas for posting as cringy melodramatics. It seems that both sides of the autistio-political spectrum have a...

I wasn't banned. I always lurked. Didn't feel the need to get an account after all that went down. Besides, I feel that its days are numbered anyway. I don't think KF will exist within the next five years, tops.

It's almost like a match made in purgatory. A dead, obsolete medium that's been past its prime a la Zombie Simpsons long before 8chan was even a thing and is propped up solely by le wrong generation nostalgiafags who can't cope with aging (imageboards) and a might as well be dead NEETfag...

I wonder how many of these folks are gonna end up the next Roger Troy or something. Then again, that'd require leaving their mama's bull's basement and not gatekeeping gossiping on an internet forum.

I wish Random Internet Person would just so I can give that guy an intervention. Syaoran Li (or his alt, Dom Cruise, I don't mind) too, but he'd get the psych eval.

Boomers simping for Jersh is like a boomer who wears the sports jersey of a man old enough to be his son. It's just gigacringe. As for the femcels, well, they're even more cringe. Gentrified youth culture, even. Jersh sure knows who to pander to, I'll give him that.

Exactly. That's what I've been thinking for a long time myself. It essentially tried to become something that there's already enough of. Like, what can you get at KF that you can't get anywhere else? Gossip? There's Lipstick Alley, Guru Gossip, the Dirty, etc. They just won't tolerate you for...

Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri. A lot of the quotes are timeless.

There already has been cases of violence IIRC - one of 'em trooned out, and his wife told him she wasn't into him anymore, so he killed her over it. There was Douglas Perry, a troon who went around killing prostitutes, claiming they were ungrateful for being born women, wasting their bodies or...

Don't forget the token boomers like JosephStalin.

Pretty much, but look on the bright side: the rubber banding effect when the kids rebel is going to be astro-freaking-nomical.

Entering the era? That's funny, I could've sworn we were already there. The stench is strong enough.

With how much they talk about trannies, you'd think they were attracted to them or something.

Touche, friend. On both counts.

And they're going to be called selfish if they dare express their discontent. You're going to hear that for decades until we do a 180 like the media did (they went from saying COVID is just a flu, not as big a deal as the flu to, well, y'know) and end up going heh, y'know what, those kids might...

See, that's exactly my point. How does this contribute in any way to the thread? Who cares if they'd turn bitter? Screw 'em. The whole point of Kiwi Farms is to laugh at the mentally ill, not boast how you're also mentally ill, but you're not like those other spergs. Take that juvenile shit back...

Sometimes, you have to make sacrifices. What else is there to be done? Look at what @snailslime just posted. The Chantal thread alone could be cut down by tons of pages if you got rid of shit like that. It's not just hers either - it's ALR, it's DSP, it's Luna Slater, it's a lot of the cows on...

Well, I meant zoomers would be using it in their manifestos. We're already seeing kids being unable to cope with all this shit going on right now. Imagine them getting into their thirties. Hell, some have either already killed themselves (Spencer Smith, Emily Owen, a twelve year old in front of...

Just start threadbanning folks who don't contribute to the topic at hand. Like, nobody needs to know how better at life you are than the cow in question - either contribute some quality milk or move on.

They should've stopped after Season 4, with the Christmas special that year as a send-off.

So the Redditors could feel right at home as they blogpost.

But if they did away with stickers, how else could they feel like they're not like those other Redditors? KF is pretty much I'm not like those other girls: the forum. True, but they're also the ones that are essentially cucking him out of ever realizing his dream of a tradwaifu and all that...

Oh, I'm sure they could drum up a new one pretty quickly. Never underestimate the power of autism, especially when amplified by chronic narcissism.

What a shame that show got driven into the ground by Flanderization so bad even Zombie Simpsons writers would tell them to chill.

Even more good would come if Josh just erased A&H entirely and gave 'em all the boot, but then KF would be even more irrelevant than it already is, so no go.

23 = Hail Eris. Fnord.

The original Scientology. Joseph Smith was the greatest conman who ever lived.

Stickers are just a coping mechanism for people who think they're too hip and cool for Reddit with its updoots and awards. KF, like imageboards, is full of hipster speds. Just look at Syaoran Li, for example. If that dude was any more of a tryhard, he'd spontaneously combust.

A distinct culture my ass. What is their culture? A-logging about literal nobodies, politicsperging you can find literally anywhere else....Duke here needs to realize that Kiwi Farms is just a more autistic version of Lipstick Alley, Guru Gossip, The Dirty, and that KF isn't even on anyone's...

True, but that doesn't make the hypocrisy any better. He seems to be like a lot of folks online: waiting for someone else to do all the heavy lifting so they can bandwagon afterwards.

See, that's just it. He can talk smack to some rando NZ copper, but when the Feds come a'knocking, suddenly he's compliant? Anyone who stuck around after @SIGSEGV got the boot is a total sped. That should've been the final nail in the coffin, but I guess if the IP leaks didn't cause an exodus...

Future manifestos won't even need words. Just that graph.

True, but you can't deny a lot of millenials were all about how much boomers should fuck off and die pre-2020 and yet they're the most ardent "save granny" types around. Those are the ones that I primarily talk about. It will just suck for those who saw through the BS when guilt by association...

If they were really angry about it, why are they simping hard for those responsible? Look at this graph. Imagine how harder Gen Z is gonna get fucked because the millenials decided hey, let's simp for the exact same system that caused the crisis of '08. The pandemic was the perfect opportunity...

I will never stop finding it funny how millenials spent year after year shittalking their own grandparents and all of a sudden, they decided to simp so hard for them, I'm sure that they'd be willing to change their diapers with their teeth if they could. I used to have sympathy for a lot of...

It shouldn't be too hard. I can just pretend I'm a woman like all the anons do on Lolcow. Then I can gradually introduce the grift. Just say it's part of fending off the tranny menace or something, I don't know.

I never said she would. Don't think that anyone critical of rich old Uniparty boomer A is somehow a fan of rich old Uniparty boomer B. Some of us would prefer the US actually gets human beings into power, not walking gloryholes.

I'm in the wrong line of work if it's this easy to make coin. I heard Lolcow Farm's admin might want to give his site away. I could take it, monetize it, beat Joshie at his own game.

True, but judging by the gross mishandling of a pandemic that's making Randy Shilts no doubt do gymnastics routines in his grave, I'm sure we can make some pretty solid predictions on just how shit the future's going to be. Well, don't call it a grave, it's the future you chose, right? My feels...

Imagine telling a Roosevelt voter in 1912 that that was what would ultimately become of his country. It's like that Hank Hill cameo on the Simpsons. "They voted for this?"

The USA? You mean the country that's pretty much been a walking punchline for the past hundred years and will continue to be for many more? I mean, sure, don't get me wrong, those other countries, they're jokes too, but America is the loudest spectacle in the circus, and has been ever since...

The problem with "lolcows" is that most of them were never funny nor interesting to begin with. I mean, take Amberlynn Reid for example. What, exactly, is funny about her? She's just a dime-a-dozen fat asshole. You can find those pretty much anywhere. Same for Chantal. Same for Luna. Same even...

So he's pulling the same grift Zion Don did, huh?

So your stance is that, even though it was a request, not a demand.....it was a demand worth Josh being a petulant child over? All he had to say was no thanks, but instead, he sperged out. Your stance is that he did good by doing so. Mine is that he didn't.

Like most millenials, he acts out once he realizes that the real world doesn't give a shit about how much your deadbeat dad and mollycoddling mom told you how special you are. That's why they're the Frankenstein Generation and come up with the most autistic shit (woketardation, incel/femcel...

How much are you willing to bet he wouldn't have done the same himself? Most of the people who talk about how great a thing Josh did there are the same people who are literally scared shitless of boogeytrannies under their beds. One moment, it's YAAAAAAAS JEWSH SLAY and the next it's OMG GUIZ...

Same here, but the shitposting, I've found, loses its lustre when more people agree with it then rage over it, at least in my experience.

This is why you can't take Kiwi Farmers seriously. For all their talk about how some such nobody is a lolcow, they literally simp for arguably the biggest one of them all. They can screencap our posts and poke fun all they want, but in the end, it is what it is.

I remember posting a bit on /pol/ once, and I noted how Brittany Venti wasn't all that good and this one anon insisted she was based solely because of her tits. You could bring up literally everything wrong with her, but he coomed up the whole thread and claimed her critics were gay.

The problem is that none of the cows are actually all that funny, and it shows in the direction of the threads: everyone's too busy trying to out-A-log the other nowadays. The site went from a place to 'milk the cows' for a good laugh to people having to justify their own failure at life by...

Either that guy is a troll or he needs to an hero already. I mean, seriously, what is his deal anyway? He's reaching levels of pathetic even Josh hasn't hit yet.

Senpai noticed me? I don't know how to feel about this....