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I’m going through one of those “I don’t trust you” moments with my best friend again. Not like, she did anything wrong, I just often feel like she secretly dosent like me but just isn’t telling me cause she dosent wanna upset me. I’m not sure why I feel this way, it’s not like she did anything...

Same. I’m gonna look for a vending machine with some energy drinks

I guess I’ll start out, pretty fuckin bad. These past few days have been stressful for reasons I genuinely can’t pinpoint, it just feels like everything’s been moving way too fast. All I wanna do is stay in bed and sulk, but I can’t, cause responsibilities or whatever. Whole week would be fixed...

I’m making this thread just so the only thread here isn’t by the nonce Feel free to vent here about your day, or better yet, vent here about your most societally unacceptable struggles. This may be the only place you can talk about it.

To get back on topic, I didn’t know who Kirk was until today. Was on the way home from classes and the radio was talking about the stuff he’s done, he sounded like a great guy. I can’t wrap my head around why he would be a target other than the fact that he was influential. But he was most...

@Dr. Nate PLEASE elaborate

Well, guess it’s time to sit back and see the reaction.

That too of course. Her corpse wasn’t “dug up”, it sorta implies this was some sort of one off isolated “whatever” incident, which it wasn’t. That’s a fair point actually, he did leave to a different section of the train. I’m officially dropping the “I can get being scared to call 911” thing...

I guess you did just get here, yea

It’s sorta weird ragebait too. Calling a murder victim “chick”? KF vibes imo. I also mentioned how, if someone was scared of being next, there’s code words 911 has so the assailant dosent know you’re calling them. Most know the whole “ordering a pizza” one, but obviously you’d use something...

Speaking of Kirk, I predict moderates are going to start coming to Kiwifarms to discuss it. I feel like there’s going to be some crazy butting of heads when that happens.

TWO WHOLE BLACK PEOPLE!?

Are “bad actors” actually shitting up the thread or is it just people with unpopular opinions?

Anyone with a Clippy pfp on fucking Kiwifarms should be banned from ever modding anything ever.

It’s not that bad honestly? It’s honestly the nicest article I’ve seen on the soyjak wiki. Though, kiwi farmers don’t like the sharty? All I’ve seen so far are farmers reacting positively to it. Fill me in if I have the wrong impression.

Ya honestly, even if you mean well, with the political climate nowadays, people are gonna interpret it as death celebrating. Which I can’t blame them.

That is a fair point. Even I jokingly thought “They killed the cringe, who will they come for next?”. But like. The difference is uh. I think murder is bad.

I’m seeing that too. He was just cringe, why have we all turned so sociopathic?

Eh, it’d be nice, except that I feel like we’re the only autistic media consoomers in her spaces. Everyone else here is in their 30s and dosent care about allat, meaning they won’t care about Puppy. I dunno, her white devil talk might get a laugh out of Jack at most.

I almost want this to go viral. Not calling for personal army at all, just letting out some thoughts. Leftists will cheer this on, but I feel like that’s because they’re all autistic Ultrakill fans who are just imagining this assassination was just his head exploding with strawberry jam blood...

All I could gather is he had some cringe debates, I don’t think that deserves being shot like that. Sweet glory.

THE FUCKING WISQUATCH. Puppy wants to call every white person under the sun a “white devil” when the only white devil is the one she’s dating. What else do you call a rapist defender? Sick shit honestly. Tell Sawyer that I hope only for the best going forward, if you can. Don’t ya knoe? It’s...

Oh definitely, fuck those racists. Don’t let them take up your mind though, there’s quite literally nothing you could do to make them like you and even if there was why would you wanna be considered “good” by literal human scu— YOU KNOW HER? Genuinely the most vile racist I’ve ever seen, not...

I can see where you’re coming from, but there’s code words and discreet ways to call 911 for exactly this reason. I can understand the fear of being next but people have called 911 on the scene before without dying, besides, not much of a point in calling them if the guys already gone. Thats...

That’s what I’m saying, of course you don’t. We should reasonably be able to assume you’re not a terrible person like that. When you say shit like “As a member of the black community” that just reinforces the idea that we’ve all collabed to praise this shooter, and you’re the one dissenting...

To be fair I do gotta say I somewhat disagree with Shad that this is some massive government psyop or whatever he’s saying, I think I get what both of you are saying and my thoughts are sort of a mix. There’s a real problem but I feel like some racist bad actors are sorta capitalizing on that...

I also don’t see why the “four black people” thing is relevant unless they were the only ones who didn’t do anything. Like all the other races did something but the black people were the only ones who didn’t care. If plenty of other non blacks also didn’t do shit then I don’t see how singling...

The Boondocks already talked about them in an actually good and concise way anyway, kek. It’s a dead horse at this point that murders bad, no fuckin shit.

Furthermore, I think a massive issue with “denouncing nigga culture” is some people swing way too far and try to just be fake as hell and act like uppity cultured intellectuals. To the point where they denounce completely harmless, albeit “urban” behavior as somehow making every black person...

To be fair, I feel like most of the time gangster culture is within its own. Not all the time obviously, but most deaths by black gangs are other gangs. Ergo why no one really cares. Also there’s no “black community” just like how there’s no “white community”. There’s just people of the same...

Like you said though, it IS a pendulum swinging too far. I have no problem with people saying blacks should point out crime where they see it instead of shrugging it off with “He… Probably is experiencing systemic racism” but I feel like most people could agree that unironically thinking that...

“Troonslop” “Troonism” Blah blah blah, holy conspiracybabble. No one’s grooming anyone through games, do they really think anyone thinks like this? They’re just putting something they feel they’re passionate about in a game and it happens to be something retarted. Having a whole thread just to...

Hmm, that’s a good question. Can Kiwifarms die? Well, since 2022 it’s had a steady culture change. What kept Kiwifarms going is the fact that it was all jokes, no one actually hated black people or transgenders, everyone was just busting eachother’s balls cause it’s funny. That was its main...

Even they felt it autistic. Also ten? I can only remember like. Two. Actually, Bittersweet isn’t a sex offender, is he? He’s just into fictional kids. I feel for you honestly, dude. It’s late so I’m shit at formulating my thoughts but I totally get what you mean, Kiwi culture demands you to...

B-B-B-But at least… At least goonings banned… :Onionweep:

“Free speech! Unless it’s what you do in the bedroom. Then government intervention!”

Welcome! And I hard agree, the lolcows nowadays are nothing like the lolcows in the olden days. The threads are nothing like it either, the “no a-logging” rule has pretty much vanished. No hate to Ruben, but check the Ruben Sim Derangement Syndrome thread. That’s like peak Kiwi identity...

To be fair, Kiwis are just for banning pornography in general (Old screenshot, not sure why I left out the user) I’m not defending loli by any means, more so pointing out that this most likely is an extension of Kiwi’s strange desire for a government to control their genitals. There’s a debate...

They were talking specifically about Bluey and its massive fanbase, which makes what he said even stranger cause “I like Bluey” is as common of a statement as “I like Disney”. It’s not pedo as long as the porn you’re making of it is kept away from kids, it’s like they feel since the show was...

Honestly perfectly describes lolcows nowadays. Kiwifarmers can’t wrap it around their heads that I genuinely could not give less of a shit if someone is into the dad from Bluey, or if a lolcow made an OnlyFans, or if there was a furry convention in an unconventional place, I just don’t fucking...

He made this featured? This dosent even have anything to do with a lolcow, kek

This deserves to be a random txt, kek

I have some good stuff but it unfortunately involves the sharty and I’m not tryin’ to pick fights with them, so I’ll leave you with the less funny stuff Kiwifarmer says saying you like a kid’s show is predatory. Keep in mind he’s not saying “Exposing children to porn of it is predatory”, no, he...

I agree with all of this but at the same time They’re teenagers, what do you expect. Theres some teens that think actual doo doo shit is unironically funny. You’re getting along with a NON AMERICAN? This is reaching critical conditions. Well, at least she’s not Canadian.

I accidentally fucked up the react like twice Rather I think you’re like meth for Jack, the longer you’re gone the more he starts scratching at his neck and hallucinating voices

I can get that feeling, I only really ever felt it around my parents, maybe not totally “I’m gonna die” but this sort of imminent feeling of danger or whatever I’m not poetic like you That’s why I never got doing it, not that I don’t respect veterans of course, I just always stare at them like...

NOT AGAIN Honestly no I totally get the hate now, this is kinda just harassment at this point, Crashley

Why’d you get me so invested in a story about a concert fight over lighting some chick’s hair on fire

That’s fucking metal, I wanna get in a concert fight. Except I have noodle arms and am made of wet cotton balls so I’d probably just genuinely die. Most “hardcore” concert experience I’ve had was when I was in a mosh pit and a furry in a maid dress was there hitting everyone the hardest. I...

Dude you were at an MSI concert. They probably liked that. I’ve had an opposite experience with crowdsurfing. At my first show I decided to crowd surf and I was shocked at how nice everyone was. One time they nearly dropped me and I on instinct grabbed this chick’s hair and immediately felt...

That’s the thing, there’s a punchline there, so it can actually be funny. Farmers will just post that ugly ass soyjak of the trans guy “ACK”ing herself and expect the crowd to go into hysterics ACTUAL jaw drop, that’s the most wholesome thing I’ve ever heard you say. To me theyre funny insofar...

I had to change the react to winner cause those things are fucking delicious

I actually don’t really like flaming hot Cheetos, they’re not really “flaming hot” in my opinion :Toughguy: I do very much like Sprite though, kek. I just love lemon anything. I wish they didn’t replace Sierra Mist with that Starry shit

That’s what’s crazy to me, I could get significantly cheaper food at an IHop than a McDonalds, I mean, 3 dollars for a hashbrown? I have no clue what Ronald was smoking with that one. Everyone’s complaining about it too, I wonder if it’ll change, hopefully cause I do genuinely like the...

Stuff was definitely cheaper, I don’t know about smaller though. I’ve seen some old fast food advertisements and some Big Macs people kept (for some reason), and everything seemed fucking huge. For so cheap too. I could easily demolish a Big Mac but the old 70s ones, I’d probably have to split...

The feature has been so boring these past few months, I’m reminded of that one scene from Family Guy where Peter gets so bored of philately he kills himself. I can just imagine that with Null. “Alright, kiwis, big week we’ve had! So a lolcow no one knows about got arrested, I really don’t like...

Is it just me or are farmers so unfunny I like edgy humor too, but there needs to be a punchline. So many times farmer’s punchline is just “I hate niggers and furries”. That’s not funny, that’s a statement. Posting a photo of a transgender killing themself isn’t funny, it’s just a drawing...

Of course his mother didn’t love him, that explains literally everything

I honestly would not be shocked if Josh said something stupid and got his shit kicked in and now hates blacks because of that. I wonder where his Indian hatred comes from? Maybe he ordered some butter chicken that was over seasoned once and hasn’t forgotten it since.

What Josh dosent realize is the identity he internalizes with black people is an identity anyone can have. As @Smeared Mascara said, it’s not a culture where your race makes it that you’re automatically apart of it, nor does your race automatically exclude you from it. I honestly prefer it, as...

I think what he means is the kiwis aren’t looking at it the way that you are, Josh is just an actual legit racist (Like not “I have criticisms for black society” like actually believes all blacks rape and kill and if they haven’t then they will eventually, like actually believes whites are the...

Ya, no, they moved on from that quick luckily. I posted all the screenshots from that convo, I should’ve clarified my bad. Still crazy that Null just kept suggestive pics of a kid in that thread but I guess I’m not too surprised

What I love about this is these disorders have no relation to eachother, he just threw shit at the wall and saw what stuck.

On a completely separate note, kiwi has noodle arms and can’t even play with a dog without momentarily passing out

Ugh, this shit again

I think you’re replying to the wrong thing. In the screenshot you’re replying to, the subject changed. He was referring to a picture a kiwi posted of an underaged boy posting his thighs, the kiwi posted the picture as this sort of “own” over something Ruben Sim related. The kiwi did not delete...

I should also note, Regretevator (The game the character is from) isn’t a kid’s game. It’s an all ages game. It’s unfortunate that nowadays if your media doesn't include excessive swearing and sex then you’re automatically considered a “kid’s game” Another gem He did not delete the pictures by...

Let’s start off today right Kiwicuck claims a drawing of a woman standing there equals gooner. Thoughts @Smeared Mascara ? I’m asking you cause this reminds me of when Swanson called you a porn addict “sexualizes” “sexualizes”

HOME SWEET HOOOOOME Finally the site isn’t bricked

That dosent even make any sense, retard. Something isn’t underreported cause no one cares. Reporting is simply admitting it happened, the reactions of the people you admitted to don’t affect that statistic. Otherwise Hollywood rapes would be “underreported”

It is. There’s a lot of factors keeping black men from facing their emotions but I’d guess the biggest one is that most of the time they legit just don’t really have “time” for it. It’s no secret that a lot of black people live in crime riddled cities where they sorta have to be the “protector”...

Well, “barely legal” is a thing in hood culture, but that’s it. 18 is still the minimum. Though, black men are incredibly protective of their daughters. Double so for hood men. So even if some black pedo fucked around with their kid, they’d be dead next morning.

>Complains about a-loggers >A-logs Never change, kiwifarms

HE’S SAYING 17 IS OK TO FUCK AGAIN

This has to be a minor bro.

@Smeared Mascara He’s doing it again Albeit I did ask