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He refuses to use a VPN, so getting rid of him takes all of five seconds in the admin panel.

How about no.

@{o}P has made yet another sock on Kiwi Farms. I'm pretty sure this is his 48th sock there. I'm amazed that Null (or one of the other admins) hasn't banned his IP yet.

It's the real deal, actually.

lol he's FAT

These are good posts.

Faggot.

Did you click the link?

Mordor is meant to represent Israel.

SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF

Nice job thumbnailing that screenshot, you hypocritical retard. And how's that personal army request been working out for you?

Yes.

Take it back right now.

He has no job He has no friends There's some posts on Kiwi that he's gotta cleanse He can cook hot pockets when he needs to At 300 pounds, he's a big guy (for you) Receives no pay He does it for free Takes it very seriously anyway

:bearcomputer:

*an

I've enabled image proxying.

No I paid for it so I could rate people deviant. I had no idea there was a supporters subforum at the time.

Following up a shitpost threat with "in Minecraft" is one of the gayest things you could possibly do.

His thread would have been better than BoxerShorts47's and if you can't see that, you're probably one of those A&N faggots responsible for killing Kiwi Farms.

MrJokerRanger would have been a return to the golden age if Secret Asshole hadn't tipped him off, though. In fact, everyone who posts primarily on A&N is a super unique lolcow just waiting to be halal'd.

No.

At this point the genie is not only out of the bottle, but that bottle has been smashed into pieces and then those pieces have been ground into a fine powder. Also the genie doesn't even grant wishes, it just floats there and calls you a faggot. No amount of glue or tape is going to fix the...

I guess he got the "hide doxes from guests" spoiler thing working. He mentioned it in chat one day several months back, and then I never saw it mentioned again. I'd just assumed he'd forgotten about it/couldn't figure out how to implement it, but here it is.

Not very subtle.

The site is finished.

The biggest ween was Chris himself all along.

Paints a pretty good picture of the kind of person who stays on as a KF mod, honestly.

This should be a bannable offense

There's this one retarded faggot that I can't ban.

In the golden years oldfaggots like you would of been halal'd within the week of my registration and sent running back to the safety of your reddit and tumblr pages. To type up gaint walls of text about how the big bad O-Farmers are evil and you totally aren't bad like them, that your curiosity...

Feels bad man.

The fix is in. Maybe? I'd have to look through the appearance settings, and there are a lot of those. If it's not in there, we'd need a plugin. No.

Agree is +1, disagree is neutral, and tantrum is -2.

No.

Added! The details on the tantrum sticker might be a bit hard to see at 32x32 though, I'll have to play with the sizes a bit to see if I can make them a bit bigger without them being obnoxious. EDIT: All stickers have been bumped up to 42x42 so that you can see @Spedestrian's wonderful designs...

Dinoman is that you?

You must post in some pretty fucking gay communities, then.

@Saltimbanco found it for me. The "agent of chaos" part was actually in the screencap itself. How often do you see people eat a ban for a post they made a week earlier?

I need you to do me a favor. Go into the best of chat thread in supporters, then search for "agent of chaos" in that thread with SIGSEGV as the post author. Post the screencap here. L50LasPak predicted all of this.

Imagine the smell.

Unlike an A press, you can't have half a core: you either have the core or you don't have the core. >inb4 time slices If the scheduler lets you use a core, then you have that core. You don't have a portion of it.

Start here: https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/lol-look-at-this-faggot-of-edition.445/post-3488

Me.

This fat furry faggot just won't stop making socks lol. (archived) And of course, he posted this after the archive grabbed the page:

I'm not sure what that person was expecting to happen.

Your mom's house.

No, it means we only have 1 core allocated for the site to use. Send me the current specs and the specs that you're planning to migrate us onto.

Please get us 2 cores, 1 isn't going to cut it if we're going to keep the chat.

How many cores will we have on the new server? Whatever we have right now with GoDaddy isn't cutting it.

I turned myself into Exhibit B, Null! I'm Exhibit B SIGSEGV!

In my early twenties- around the time of the genesis of Chris Chan- at the time I knew nothing of- I found myself mentally ill, bipolar, and homeless - having lost my shitty job of 2 years at the gas station - and not welcome back to the family home - I started the long process of the homeless...

That thing needs an NVIDIA card to work, so bear computer wins again.

YOU.... YOU.... WHAT WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU OFFER THAT INFORMATION

I guess he'll find a Slavic tradwife and everything will just magically work out for him.

Josh will shit himself and do nothing.

wtf I love men now?

I don't like to talk about muh feels to a bunch of strangers because it's pretty gay, but just this once I'm going to make an exception. After I socked up to dump my copypasta folder, I didn't think I would see any of you faggots again. At best, I expected a couple of people from KF to show up...

Yes, but I forgive you.

Don't mind me, just posting some of the KF mods that I've never seen anyone complain about. Edit: oh wow, I just noticed that all three of them have anime avatars.

You can't win an argument with a schizophrenic, because they're fucking insane and will not listen to anything that goes against their delusions. The fact that @Deadpool has spent as much time as he has arguing with Pam is both retarded and insane. He also likes to argue with Melinda Leigh...

There's a gigantic faggot on Onion Farms who has spent at least a year arguing with a literal schizophrenic. I think his username was @Deadpool. So I guess he's right about KF not sending their best.

I've changed the default image processor to Imagemagick, which means animated avatars are now supported. If your avatar was supposed to be animated, you'll need to reupload the gif for that to take effect. EDIT: test to see if thumbnailed gifs are animated Hell yeah.

No fuck you, koalas suck.

Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala...

Trolling plans are gay.

He couldn't even pronounce my username correctly during the MATI stream on the day I was banned.

I do things because they're funny. Most of the things that Bastard Samurai did were funny, so I would join in. When he asked me to shit on Maskull for him, I chose not to because this is the exact reaction I expected. And that's funny.

This aged pretty nicely.

I regret nothing. Not sorry for double posting. Go ahead and report me.

It would appear that my shitposting has caused some controversy.

It's all true.

I posted the navy seal copypasta at one point and she took it seriously, but there might be other posts.

lol get fucked dumbass, my shitposts reign eternal

Don't forget that he unironically recommends using AdNauseam, which is a terrible choice if you're blocking ads for privacy reasons. It still connects you to tracking servers.

>phoneposting

It's sort of a "No shit, Sherlock" reaction.