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reminder that didn't happen

if someone had talked me into trying testosterone at 12 just because i complained about pimples and having periods i would be incredibly miserable now and also stuck with irreversible side effects lol

so the whole grooming minors into being catboys thing is fine to you?

how do you feel about Lucas getting doxed because he was too lazy to use a fake bg this time around

well KF is back up now so I blame you for jinxing it

is that really your business

damn dude I can't take back that many laughs at this point you might as well just let me pass go I wish KF wasn't down so I could post some of the True and Honest Funnier Smarter Women you insist on stanning like a weird kpop groupie

your sexual fantasies about me get weirder every time and it's kind of disturbing no, but you're definitely into watching cats being raped, so that's so sad it horseshoed back around to being funny

correct. chocolate oranges slap and every other chocolate+flavor combo is inferior after that imo

how have I lost anything so far. also you have simped incredibly loudly for keffals who flirted with a minor and let minors into adult spaces in his discord so uh? answer the call inside your own house first maybe you know nothing about me lol you don't even know what state I live in except...

I do! I have good food opinions and I'll share them with anybody and everybody I please. Mint and chocolate is fucking gross this guy gets it

I have not, but I did Google it and it looks like exactly the kind of texture I hate. Garlic naan slaps though love that with some tomato soup

Just raisins. I hate the texture. When you encounter chocolate in the wild it usually either pulls apart (melty and gooey) or breaks apart, but when you hit a raisin it just kind of.. chews. Oatmeal raisin cookies are fine though.

it's Saturday. no thank u

I've never seen one in my life but if those are raisins it's staying far away from me. Raisins are the worst

no, no, this thing https://www.browneyedbaker.com/pumpkin-scones-spiced-glaze/ but vanilla. the icing hardens into a crumbly mess and the scone is also crumbly so you have like 3 lbs of crumbs to lick off the plate after

no, I'm am amerifag so it's already a sugary monstrosity with icing

1. no Ukrainian even knows I exist so I can't exactly "use" them by pointing out that you don't give two shits about them 2. this scone is really good

I'm literally eating a scone

LAST TIME I LOG ON HERE

ok

nobody uses this terminology in 2022 grandma cmon

lol ok but can we schedule that to be after my aunt and uncle have lunch w me and my mom this weekend Jesus Christ are you 12? what kind of acne ridden teenage boy self conscious about his rough puberty type of insults are these Ashley, over in the normal world people have this thing called...

he swatted MTG? based

so i can go to bed securely for the rest of my life seeing as how every time one of your enemies has been Dawxxed it was not due to your astounding sleuthing skills tonight i had buffalo mac n cheese btw it slapped

emotionally arrested in 2014 i see

you made a whole thread for him why aren't you posting in it

if I tell you you're going to stop being funny damn dude who were all those people at the family barbecue last weekend then? if I just wandered into their backyard they were sure accepting of me

check her thread yourself I haven't lately @Karl WHAT ARE YOUR CURRENT ACTIVITIES nobody wants you to "go anywhere", the entire point is to keep poking you for entertainment purposes. if you left I'd simply find another weirdo to gawk at during my work breaks

I had a burger for lunch today how bout you

? what

no because it didn't happen lol because it's fun. I went to one today and got hella sunburnt and I'm full of hamburgers

babe it's Saturday go to a barbecue or something

why not make a tumblr callout if youre at it it'd be slightly less useless

ok youre getting boring again

oh wow you're capable of asking questions that any idiot would already know the answer to if they were familiar with Melinda. please ma'am allow me to tongue clean this Nobel peace prize before I give it to you have you heard about the Lockheed Martin drama on Twitter? for some reason your self...

there's like 300 pages of you being a spectacle on your thread on KF, go back and read through from the beginning lol

it's cringe that you posted emails desperately begging and trying to reason with him when you've made a public spectacle out of yourself for like 3 years running now. this is like Tommy Wiseau complaining that people want to document him. have you tried not being hysterical?

you've been trying to provoke my attention for the last few days aren't you happy you finally did it. seriously though why would you post those the secondhand cringe is incredible

why would you post this lmao this is so sad

no 💙

and you guys wonder why there's a short bus following her around!

stop posting your self-owns in public this is like the time you told everyone on lolcow that the reason you got fat was because you were binge drinking

Ashley you can do it or don't do it, whatever pleases your congested little heart. I promise you I do not have a gun to my laptop waiting for you to produce the death certificate, I have a job that takes me outside to interact with actual people on a daily basis. true crime the genre doesn't...

Ashley it's Saturday, don't you usually take a break from spouting your lines on the weekend? go outside babe enjoy the weather meet some people

>"demanding" lol because it's funny. also you know I'm right, if she actually did see Marshall shoot himself and have to clean up his gore it's kind of weird how she doesn't mention a single thing about the thoughts and emotions of her six children who just lost their father figure

>"demanding" lol because it's funny. also you know I'm right, if she actually did see Marshall shoot himself and have to clean up his gore it's kind of weird how she doesn't mention a single thing about the thoughts and emotions of her six children who just lost their father figure

idk ask the people who've filled them up lol. I've made like.. 3 or 4 posts about it maximum?

I really don't care that much if it's real either way tbh do you ever not think about molestation? like do you ever have other thoughts? it's kind of creepy Ashley

lol

lol

prove it lol. where's his death certificate? where's a police report? where's anything except the word of a known liar?

do I look like your errand boy? tell him yourself you lazy fat sow

lol. do you also scratch your taint and sniff your fingers because it feels good

what would your pedo brother-in-law think about it why would i try to demoralize you over that when i can try to demoralize you over the fact that you calling one person mean names did absolutely nothing to save any child held prisoner illegally by the US government?

why don't you get an ouija board and find out for me? and also ask if he's got any left behind cool jackets i can have stashed somewhere

first you call him a child molester and rapist and now you say he was "Probably a better person" than me, I'm getting mixed signals here

not reading all that. sorry that happened though sounds stressful or whatever

no! the local taco bell has been very supportive of my presence now, i keep the rats away

I slept on my neck wonky :(

idk why don't you ask him since you want his attention so desperately? registration on kf is open again

no I just have a job that takes me outdoors and lets me interact with real people not reading all that. happy for u tho or sorry or whatever 💙

lol come do it yourself if you want it to happen so bad, edgelord

so you agonized over what to do for an afternoon and settled on "call the ICE hotline and desperately hope my petty insults manage to land on someone"? I'd have more respect for you if it was a spur of the moment thing tbh who in their right mind gives enough of a shit about neg ratings to go...

1. why were you up at 4 am your time thinking about this so hard you don't have a real job 2. do you think everyone acts exactly the same irl as they do online? do you think the CIA activates the nanites implanted in our skulls if we don't share every single internet activity with all of our...

Ashley that's a lot of words that boil down to "I don't understand that people have personas on the internet that don't identically reflect their personalities and actions IRL".

this is a lot of words to tell me that all you had the energy to do about something that allegedly pissed you off was call a hotline, get made fun of, and console yourself by hyping up how much damage you TOTALLY DEFINITELY did to her psyche. damn girl that's pathetic you've also never given me...

again: you got one over on one singular phone bank worker instead of doing anything constructive. people were going to ICE sites and blockading access, protesting, playing music, etc. why do you think harassing one startled phone flunky did any good for any kid in a cage? none of the people...

yes and you're still pretending like you did something worthwhile instead of indulging your agoraphobia lol

if someone wants to make an Ashley containment thread feel free, I'm too lazy

no, Ashley, cmon. which dude. all the ones I can think of off the top of my head are still with their S/Os

what guy lol

nobody has a sense of humor anymore :(

daddy Karl forgot to lock my leash down so I get to run around wherever I want

I do, and I'm very glad that they went to the trouble of getting Misty's parental rights permanently terminated to all 3 of her kids. The woman should have been forcibly sterilized. ok grandma go call Amazon next and yell at the Indian technician about how terrible of a person Bezos is

i absolutely think she was the GOAT for mocking a fat, angry, comfortably housed white woman whose only idea to fight for those kids in cages was calling the 1-800 number for ICE. too lazy to even go outside and hold a sign. amazing

remember when you defended her sister despite the fact that a CPS worker saw misty making out with her son? that was weird. personally I think the latter is a lot worse