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“Your honor if my client is all these things you say he is, how come he has a lolcow thread on digibro”

I wouldn’t call two countries who fucking hate each other poised on nuclear war with disastrous consequences for all of mankind a “slapfight” That and world leaders can’t be lolcows (with the exception of Brezhnev who was a fucking boxcase)

Every thought that goes through your head should have a subfourm on Onionfarms

We need a lunacy rating. This could be very useful when kengle adds a new subfourm or for posts like this

Kengleites is better

They made gentoo into a real thing based

shit posting as in shit posts not “shitposts”

The problem is this fourm is far to small for so many subfourms. Like i suggested it needs five at the very most. Lolcows News General Meta (Matters relating to the fourm itself) The Cage (can double as a shitposting board similar to top secret inner circle on kiwi)

Fucking stop! Everyone has told you to stop adding endless subfourms and yet you keep on doing it. Can’t you just listen to your users for once?! edit: Sorry if this is too mean but i can’t even describe how irratting this is. i’m sick of shit being moved about and deleted with no reason given...

why

It's not "shitposting" it's shit posting

>Anime porn avatar Every Fucking Time

What the actual fuck

How does that even happen? genetics?

That's not a desktop.

Realistically there should only be five boards on this site Lolcows News General Meta The Cage

edit: this was vex that said this

The thread won’t be done until january at the earliest. I’m not spending Christmas writing an essay on a 60 year old autistic man from Rhode Island.

“I was in his comic for a while. He had a character that was called "Campthorn" or something like that. His description was he's "a bully who unfairly bans people from Internet forums."” - Champthon

He is seriously mentally ill if he thinks that Null has secret plans to destroy his fourm in place.

If you don’t like me ban me. Not everything has to be a about shitty little revenge plots. Null basically lives rent free in your head and this fourm is either a bizarre way at getting back at him by “stealing all his users” or an attempt at e-fame considering you had a whole fourm for your...

You are mentally ill. Please get help.

Shit takes time. I need to sift through a 600 page kiwi thread for archives of his countless failed projects and user descriptions of dealing with him (namely champthon), His old fourm accounts, figure out how to format it all.

This is the exact kind of shit that makes you deserve a thread.

Kenneth Erwin Englehardt is someone who has been filling the internet with bizarre nonsense for decades. I’m not discriminating just because he happens to own this fourm. I am working on a thread. This is not a gay vendetta, if you look at my old KF account you will see i’ve had a interest in...

Ironic.

@{o}P makes valid criticisms against @OnionNull who in turn runs away.

Adding a festive twist to your crippling alcohol addiction? Edit: Touched a nerve there.

The problem is they always make it their life and become WAY to hands on.

Why can’t lolcow site admins just be fucking normal?

Some lolcows are impossible not to despise if you follow them long enough.

lolcows literally deserve to rounded up and put in camps to be given a “shower”

Him not allowing a thread on himself is pretty suspect and he’s proven himself to be a massive attention seeker in the past. He is also obsessed with befriending other lolcows for reasons that are beyond me and has hundreds of failed projects before this one, i think this is like the eighth...

Null will not sink as low as Null i think.

That thread is hilarious to read. I love threads where the posters have such disdain for the subject.

Very Based. Sock accounts annoy jannies to no end.

Ate llamas (not an animal abuser jus don’t feed em) Simple As.

Sneed was like 2017 right? i can’t even remember

>not using Windows Me ISHYGDDT

If that was my desktop i would be seriously embarrassed.

Also everything he posts will be boring and all his merge shit will attract is retarded tranny handmaidens

Unless he goves me a beat by beat of bob’s funeral he can fuck off.

>If we can convince CWC to join Please god no..... he wants nothing to do with any fourm unless he gets something which immediately takes all fun out of it. All it will be is a bunch of autistic retards asking chris about their favourite video game

Anyone that interacts with Chris immediately gets on my shitlist NO EXCEPTIONS.

Waterman was never officially halal’d i don’t think, but he was mocked to the point of never being able to return without being laughed out the room with every post he makes. CWCKI lists him as a computer programmer which explains his knowledge of templeOS.

It’s probably Waterman like sneasel suggested. That’s worse in a way.

The question is still up for who this mystery sperg is. Waterman? Lagonnablue? Sonic Totem? Islamic Content?

Imagine being a freefag lol

I PAID A SEX WORKER 10O0$ TO GIVE ME A RIMJOB

>Not exclusively eating from mrbeast burger ISHYGDDT

more like if.

Go and click on your unread notifications to make it go away faggot.

Was Connor Bible an atheist? he’s definitely had an account on one iteration of onionfarms, apparently the site had molly ringwald fourm at one point.

He was apparently halal’d on kiwi and he is the only one who ticks all the boxes to @cybertron ‘s identity All he had to do was not be a professional victim for two fucking seconds and not mentioned being halal’d and i would have never figured this out.

It only happens if you have unread notifications. It’s actually very handy.

Connor Seething lol.

For example say the fourm is slow, can i call @OnionNull a “fat fucking retard” or if he says something i disagree with can i tell him to “choke on a boiled burger you old bastard”?

My hobby is eating dog shit off of the ground.

Call this "swimming against the tide" but I have a few questions about the Idea Guys that I can't figure out. This has been sitting on my head for a very long time. Here is the post for reference: Why do you care about what happens to someone you don’t even know (and who as gone on record to...

This is what the kids refer to as “based and redpilled”

@Justin Buttz getting {o}Peed

No one asked.

Does Mcafee protect you from cyberbullying and other computer nasties?

Antivirus is a scam made to trick people who cannot into computers into paying money for something more irritating and harmful to your computer than an actual virus

Thank You.

go to 9:45 in this video for my response.

How do i do that?... i want the blue and white one.

Remove this it makes the fourm hard to read wtf is wrong with you @SIGSEGV

Also can default zenforo theme be an option? I just want something simple without all the fancy colours.

I’m sorry but Null was kind enough to give you the time of day with that autistic bullshit. If i got an email like that i would immediately block the person and ignore any further emails.

>remove my thread why did you care?

The revenge shit in this thread is really gay and autistic.

Saved from the original post before he edited it. Bold added by me.

REST IN PEACE MAGGIE!

hahaha read a book retards..... get your heads away from the idiot box

I like the choker. Its so comical the fact that he believes that his adam’s apple is covered would make people suddenly believe him to be a woman.