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  1. Nektar Geist

    Oversized big Glasses are overrated

    She had the TnA tho. You hate being grown up.
  2. Nektar Geist

    Oversized big Glasses are overrated

    What about these Maurice Micklewhite bins?
  3. Nektar Geist

    Kino Casino 🎰 PPP / Ashton Parks / Godwinson / Adam Edge

    And he replies to Woes. eta: Woes did not defend shagging animals. Also, Boomerwinson had to get other people to find a video (of his). Shameful lack of prep. Also: Hemmy and Hobbit were in chat (and Alphabet Cat). Hobbit did a top job of trolling Godwinson. TBF Black Rain isn't a great movie.
  4. Nektar Geist

    Guntsphere 🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph

    Gunt is going on the Political Cesspool (no idea) New profile picture, I reckon. (I cropped out the janky ring, tho.) Still trusting the plan?
  5. Nektar Geist

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Keffals / Lucas Roberts

    TBF joshy does have bigger natural boobs. Swings and roundabouts, innit. The new grift. Chinese spyware tik tok Erm... It's not misogynistic because 1. You are not a woman 2. Men can be (and are) whores 3. You are trying to exploit minors with your obvz not real tits. On tik tok. The Gong Show...
  6. Nektar Geist

    United States Gallagher is Dead At 76

    Carrot Top? He basically did most of Gallagher's act.
  7. Nektar Geist

    United States Gallagher is Dead At 76

    https://www.msn.com/en-gb/tv/news/a-world-famous-comedian-has-died/ar-AA140vFe?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=5d6be219461f42efbdb020ed703f277a#comments I always admired him for telling Chevy Chase what he thought of him on Carson.
  8. Nektar Geist

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Keffals / Lucas Roberts

    Kerfuffals clocking the fact that sunlight is a disinfectant they are loath to face,
  9. Nektar Geist

    Guntsphere 🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph

    Looks like KF (et al) picked the wrong month to quit Gunt... "Ironic Internet Nonce" mrgirl gets Ralphamaled Reminder: Gunt is OG twitter addict GRRRRRR! GUNT SMASH IRONIC INTERNET NONCE!
  10. Nektar Geist

    🎭 Drama Figure Stardust

    I think she has always streamed. IMS She went from Gamer streaming to Breadtube. Arrested development.
  11. Nektar Geist

    Kino Casino 🎰 PPP / Ashton Parks / Godwinson / Adam Edge

    At the end, the tables were turned and Persip was asked questions.
  12. Nektar Geist

    Kino Casino 🎰 PPP / Ashton Parks / Godwinson / Adam Edge

    Shall we pontificate on the meaning of the "Blue Dot"?
  13. Nektar Geist

    🎭 Drama Figure Stardust

    Btw Stardust is 30, and I guess, childless.
  14. Nektar Geist

    Guntsphere 🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph

    "Mentally unfit" Gunt is yet to reply to Slippers reply.
  15. Nektar Geist

    🎭 Drama Figure Stardust

    Two interesting facts so far: 1. Her maternal grandfather was a politician in the style of Gandhi (who was a nonce and into incest, mrgirl/desTiny). 2. Her mum used to pas ag troll her by making her watch Bill O Riley. And we're only 5mins in. Sondsol is no Cavett, tho.
  16. Nektar Geist

    Kino Casino 🎰 PPP / Ashton Parks / Godwinson / Adam Edge

    "Do do do, de do do do do, Do the Guntle, do do do de do" Ralphacultural appropriation.
  17. Nektar Geist

    Kino Casino 🎰 PPP / Ashton Parks / Godwinson / Adam Edge

    This is the second Manilow reference from Gaywinson. ANd yes he opens with a cover of the song.
  18. Nektar Geist

    🎭 Drama Figure Stardust

    Nothing wrong with that. Better than her trying to style it out over something she hasn't got a clue about (what like men do). "Try not to know all the answers, rather seek to understand the question" She has a gossipy side to her that makes me think her mum is... "Meow Pussycats!" You...
  19. Nektar Geist

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Keffals / Lucas Roberts

    Account stops using keffals. Tweet starts using the name Clara. Wow. Fuff must have really fucked their "Public Image"ltd. Having to rebrand.
  20. Nektar Geist

    Historical Figure 📜 The Return Of Gonzalo Lira

    There is a hellava lot of cult members who think CRP is some great guru, and these people need to read Thomas Sowell. But there's a couple who haven't drunk the Flavor Aid. The guy was a PUA once, right?
  21. Nektar Geist

    Kino Casino 🎰 PPP / Ashton Parks / Godwinson / Adam Edge

    https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/ethan-ralph-general.2323/page-5#post-49382
  22. Nektar Geist

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Keffals / Lucas Roberts

    Why has Fuff changed their twitter name? "Shadow banned" "Suppressed". Funny. Considering you had Taylor Lorenz hyping you up. Wait... Have you outlived your usefulness? Are you just an embarrassment? Always take the money and run.
  23. Nektar Geist

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 The end of kiwifarms

    Whores, Hamas (that's who the left supports, not Palestine or Palestinians) and troons. That's a line on the left-tard bingo card. And lol at the terrorism, violence and genocide, while supporting the people who want to push the J into the sea. Why can't joshy, for that matter?
  24. Nektar Geist

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    There you go then. You sound a bit faggy. It's just the cold, go for a stroll, you'll soon warm up. A 30 something man and his cum stained Mylar balloons. Do you ever role play with them?
  25. Nektar Geist

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    Move to Russia. Maybe that's what you need. Whether Russia needs a balloon abuser... Why? I didn't ask you that. If someone were to slash your Mylar harem, would you be upset on an emotional level, or would it just be an inconvenience You jack off more than once a night. You don't happen to...
  26. Nektar Geist

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    That's a cope. And you are unhappy now, with your This is why I think you're a troll. I mean, c'mon. You're still, in all likely hood, a drug addled sex wrong, don't get me wrong, but what is it about "climate laws"? What would you do if you found out your main squeeze balloon (if you have...
  27. Nektar Geist

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    I listen to all kinds of music; I have a very catholic taste in music. All the years shape you. But the one's that shape you the most are the early ones. Like first few. The ones that were unhappy for you You have an inability to form normal interpersonal relationships and Mylar balloons give...
  28. Nektar Geist

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    I refute this. You go to the Tunnel Club and then go to a rock club. See which one has the most poofters. You said you didn't have a happy early childhood. What happened? I'm wondering what kind of childhood trauma results in listening to really gay music.
  29. Nektar Geist

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    Rave music is the music of shirt lifters, tho. So do you. But you say you hate people touching you. How are you going to deal with a load of pilled up nancies rubbing up against you. Meteorologist.
  30. Nektar Geist

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    You really think that baby boomers (those born in the baby boom years after ww2) listen to Ministry's Pslam 69? With other people there? It would still be a boy balloon, tho. What did your dad do for a living?
  31. Nektar Geist

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    I'm not interested How much of an increase have you seen in the cost of wanking. In the past 12 months? Do you feel you are being trolled? C'mon. Lars Ulrich (drummer of Metallica and trophy wife to James Hetfield) is the most famous thing to come out of Denmark. After Bacon and hardcore...
  32. Nektar Geist

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    Yes. Still ironic I'm surprised you're allowed to shave yourself. How much do you spend, say monthly, on mylar balloons you can sexually molest? What does this even mean? Right. Are you a troll? Because you are really posting in the "Nonce Style". I'm imagining you saying that in a really...
  33. Nektar Geist

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    Ironic. You hate the USA, but you are dependent on it for your fetish. You're definitely not Gen X, but you ID as Gen X. Hipster fucktard. One man's trash is another man's fap. Yeah. Ok. Um. Tinkerbell. Are you going to admit to cracking one off to TINK?
  34. Nektar Geist

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    Ever considered why that is? I mean, when people invade your personal space, that's shitty, but c'mon, "hate", that's some problem you got there. Wanking over. Saying "playing" is creepy AF. Why did you think it was appropriate to post? They do it will more soul. If you say so. It's probably...
  35. Nektar Geist

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    Less, but not nothing. That's what you were trying to imply. Do you think that sentence makes you sound well adjusted? Shyness usually comes from having a repressed childhood. Wanking on balloons will take your energy away, too. You posted CP. Actions speak louder than words, dude. Most...
  36. Nektar Geist

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    Yes, he is. You do realise that KF has a thread just for johnny foreigner speak? Have. Preferring blondes is a lot different to wanking over balloons shaped like cartoon characters. Do you believe joshy can't feel his dick because he's circumcised? Not because he wanked himself queer? Not...
  37. Nektar Geist

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    You accept that it is not normal for an 8yo to be not only sexualized, but to have a paraphilia? Regardless of it being balloons or whatnot.
  38. Nektar Geist

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    Not the point I was making. But you are middle-aged, right? And you have had this paraphilia of "Loonerism" for at least 3 decades, right? You have damaged your brain by wanking over balloons. This explains your post content. Does it mention sexualizing balloons? Do the "vast majority of kids"...
  39. Nektar Geist

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    That's why there are AoC laws. And you've been doing this 30+ years, correct?
  40. Nektar Geist

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    And you are middle aged now? That's pretty young to start wacking off. If you know what I'm getting at?
  41. Nektar Geist

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    And how old are you, roughly? As you said you ID'd as Gen X, I'm guessing 40s-60s. Do you remember the first time you sexually gratified yourself using a balloon as a paraphilia?
  42. Nektar Geist

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    We want names. What characters do you "manipulate the mango" to? Also: female, that includes girls? No one thought you were. Until you wrote that.
  43. Nektar Geist

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5789215/ "Individuals with ASD seem to have more hypersexual and paraphilic fantasies and behaviors than general-population studies suggest. However, this inconsistency is mainly driven by the observations for male participants with ASD." You're...
  44. Nektar Geist

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/nord-stream-1-operator-says-it-has-completed-initial-data-gathering-damaged-2022-11-02/ "Sweden and Denmark have both concluded that four leaks on Nord Stream 1 and 2 were caused by explosions, but have not said who might be responsible. NATO...
  45. Nektar Geist

    Historical Figure 📜 The Return Of Gonzalo Lira

    See if you spot a trend in topics.
  46. Nektar Geist

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Keffals / Lucas Roberts

    Those eggs ever going to be fertilized in a human womb? Now please show me your chromosomes.
  47. Nektar Geist

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Keffals / Lucas Roberts

    Fuff has a non-typical understanding of words.
  48. Nektar Geist

    🎭 Drama Figure Stardust

    Her take is that of the Post Hegelian/Marxist. She should watch Firing Line Resolved: The Women's Movement has been Disastrous. I find it funny, y'know, Betty Friedan a couple of years ago and admitted that Feminism didn't really help anyone. I bet Stardust hasn't even heard of her.
  49. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    https://kiwifarms.net/threads/why-is-liz-fong-jones-not-being-sued-by-null.131768/ joshy's response
  50. Nektar Geist

    United States - Celebritysphere 🎬 Bill Gates: Rich nations should shift entirely to synthetic beef

    You don't understand English very well, so you are actually wrong. But I think we've found Anti-Ash.
  51. Nektar Geist

    United States - Celebritysphere 🎬 Bill Gates: Rich nations should shift entirely to synthetic beef

    Not left wing, just have a better grasp on English (and reality) than you. Nor am I Danish, nor left wing. So, no. I'm Monster Raving Loony at heart. You can have Oom Pah music with drum machines.
  52. Nektar Geist

    United States - Celebritysphere 🎬 Bill Gates: Rich nations should shift entirely to synthetic beef

    Good for you. Still doesn't change the fact you are wrong about Woman Made Climate Change (take that, Patriarchy!) Do you like Oom Pah music?
  53. Nektar Geist

    Da Sektur - General 👑 Elaine April Miller / Trollcow

    https://metokur.us/index.php?members/trollcow.287/
  54. Nektar Geist

    United States - Celebritysphere 🎬 Bill Gates: Rich nations should shift entirely to synthetic beef

    I've just disproved that statement. Read my post. Again, it's the weather. I understand that you're first language isn't English, but you need to start understanding what words mean. This has nothing to do with what I wrote.
  55. Nektar Geist

    United States - Celebritysphere 🎬 Bill Gates: Rich nations should shift entirely to synthetic beef

    Ok, obviously you're on a gee up, as human made climate change isn't a "conspiracy" (although, I don't think you really know what that word means). Human made climate change happens all the time, has been for years (cloud seeding).
  56. Nektar Geist

    Edgelord 🏍️ Blaine Gaven Ross

    People, it's just hence. Not hence why. Please take note. You don't want to be like this manchild.
  57. Nektar Geist

    Guntsphere 🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph

    As KF is NRNin', I guess I'll have to take up the slack... My question to Mr Alexander, would you please sing The Candy Man for us? Hey, the fucker has made a deliberate attempt to look like Sammy. He deserves it. The literary Gunt. btw, the reason she screams: To get attention. JS.
  58. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Someone is still sipping the Frozen Peach-ade. Hands up if you think every time joshy hears/reads "Muh Freedumbf uh Spedch" he gets an eye tic like Dreyfus in that Pink Panther movie.
  59. Nektar Geist

    Debate MylarBalloon123 on whatever the fuck he's talking about

    For what? Rhetorical question.
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