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  1. {o}P II

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    @OnionNull You are the only person in the world who cares about bollywood celebrity’s and “public figures” Stop forcing people to adhere to your own autistic principles, not even Null did this shit. I don’t know how but you found a way to suck all of the fun out of lolcows.
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    Windows 10 thread

    I HAVE FOUR WORDS FOR YOU CIA GLOWS IN DARK
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    Onionfarms Drama Best (and Worst) of Chat

    I will not answer any questions about this.
  4. {o}P II

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    @SIGSEGV is like a jannie without the qualities that make a janny horrible
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    Windows 10 thread

    8.1 is like the linux if windows and i won’t hear any more against it.
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    Windows 10 thread

    I have 4 words for you I LOVE THIS FILESYSTEM
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    Windows 10 thread

    Can modern computers even run Vista?
  8. {o}P II

    Windows 10 thread

    I’ve got 4 words for you. WINDOWS VISTA IS BASTE
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    Windows 10 thread

    Early internet was bbs in the 80s.
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    Windows 10 thread

    >9x >Good
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    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    @OnionNull can you create a board for serious threads without unfunny faggots crashing the party with their shitty jokes
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Kiwi Farms Thread

    Just post it no-one but autistic faggots give a shit about archiving
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Kiwi Farms Thread

    Horrorfan89 is a bigger lolcow than i could ever hope to be.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    How long would it take to animate that? It looks like an extremely tedious task.
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    Did Asterix And The Simpsons Predict Coronavirus?

    No. Coronavirus was a thing before covid, this is just a strand of coronavirus. Vauge similarities do not count as “predictions” a prediction would be Sneed staring at the camera and saying “in the year 2020 there will be a worldwide pandemic caused by a fancy Chinese virus which will shut...
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    Windows 10 thread

    I GOT 4 WORDS FOR YOU I LOVE THESE UPDATES
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    Windows 10 thread

    I HAVE 4 WORDS FOR YOU I LOVE THIS TELEMETRY
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    Suggestion Minor Technical Issues/bugs

    Its if you are repying to a user with a non standerd character in their name (letters with squiggly lines etc)
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    Autistic things you do.

    I regularly listen to the Transparent Musical Finale soundtrack.
  20. {o}P II

    Windows 10 thread

    YOU LOVE THAT COMPANY
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    Windows 10 thread

    I got 4 words for you Juche?is?a?Cancer
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    Trans "Safe Places" on the web.

    lol retard imagine coming into a one page thread and repeating what people have already said.
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    Windows 10 thread

    I’ve got 4 little words for you Open?Source?Is?Cancer
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    🎭 Drama Figure TheBitBlock / JT Style / JT Shine / JoshyCock / WiiFolderJosh / Oof Poof Diapers / Joshua Thomas

    Why do youtubers think that their channel needs a brand to successful? They are so delusional and view everything like television. If you have good videos people will cum.
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    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    I thought it was that i was using a burner.
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    Historical Figure 📜 Terry A Davis

    @SIGSEGV make this the OP
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    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    I wonder how many people here have multiple accounts because of the email bug @{o}P II
  28. {o}P II

    GNU+Linux Thread

    @cjöcker the only thing worse than a Debian user is an Arch user. “Who said this” Allah did.
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    Nostalgia Favourite mod message

    The OF jannies glow in the dark
  30. {o}P II

    Drama Communities Vinesauce

    Just get the redditors from the Kiwi thread to incessantly annoy and we’re good to go. I’ve began to hate vinesauce as have grown up especially joel. i can’t bear to listen to someone scream like a banshee to a bunch of retards for 2 hours.
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    Nostalgia Favourite mod message

    My freeze peach has been violated.
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    Opinion/Blog Random Pics & Gifs

    God i hate reddit, this is so unfunny i’m literally siding with the tranny here
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    Nostalgia Favourite mod message

    Is me agreeing with a decision enough to make you go the other way?
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    Nostalgia Favourite mod message

    I for one enjoy the way sigs signs his jannying. Unrelated report just an example.
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    Historical Figure 📜 Terry A Davis

    My favourite Terry a Davis video is the one where’s he’s wandering the street while the las vegas shooting was going on. Its a really good description of what it must be like to have Schizophrenia and someone in the comments mentioned that he doesn’t seem all that bothered because he feels he...
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    Computer & Internet Related Hardware Thread

    Yes this is a massive step up from the current KF server.
  37. {o}P II

    Handicapped parking spaces are horseshit

    Imagine being to fat to walk a short distance.
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    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    @cjöcker I don’t wouldn’t trust a site to keep that information safe and it would deter new users. You might literally have brain damage if you think this is a good idea.
  39. {o}P II

    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    I’m sorry if i was to harsh on you @OnionNull but that theme was horrible. I just want this site to be the best it can be.
  40. {o}P II

    Reddit hate thread

    This looks like one of those images where you notice a new detail every time you see it - why the fuck is he wearing one of those neck luau things?
  41. {o}P II

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    You begging to be a jannie on here is more pathetic than me begging to be unbanned on kiwi
  42. {o}P II

    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    Honestly if it was a white background with a picture of goatse in the background it would be an improvement.
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    🎭 Drama Figure Chris O'Neill / OneyNG / Oneyplays and friends

    I hate the romanticisation of monkeys - this is what real monkeys are like (except they don’t talk)
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    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    I genuinely prefer the old logo.
  45. {o}P II

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    What were you thinking when you made this theme in the first place?
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    Historical Figure 📜 Terry A Davis

    >Eceleb cancer instead of OP
  47. {o}P II

    Suggestion Minor Technical Issues/bugs

    @bogъ How is this a problem?
  48. {o}P II

    Reddit hate thread

    lol imagine going through the effort to boycot fucking reddit.
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    🎭 Drama Figure TheBitBlock / JT Style / JT Shine / JoshyCock / WiiFolderJosh / Oof Poof Diapers / Joshua Thomas

    I would wine him and dime him so to speak ( i don’t know what this phrase means ) I would not pursue a long time relationship due to the diaper thing inevitably coming up at some point
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    Should @OnionNull and @Null fight to the death for control of the lolcow community?

    Does anyone have the chatlog where he talks about this?
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    Reddit hate thread

    The only good subreddit is r/traaaaans
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    Cursed Images

    I was expecting a picture of my face when i opened this thread so this is a welcome suprise.
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    What are you reading?

    TRAIN MAGAZINE
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    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    @bogъ I have taken to a gossip fourm to tell you why black people and jews don’t deserve human rights.
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    🎭 Drama Figure Chris O'Neill / OneyNG / Oneyplays and friends

    TV has always been shit so don’t pretend like its gotten worse. I want to force all retards that say this to watch a Password marathon so they can see how wrong they are.
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    🎭 Drama Figure Chris O'Neill / OneyNG / Oneyplays and friends

    You don’t need a vpn btw i’ve seen it. The pilot itself is good i just don’t see how you could stretch that out to a full series.
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    🎭 Drama Figure Chris O'Neill / OneyNG / Oneyplays and friends

    It’s would also be shit as a full series like most web videos which rely on surreal humour.
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    Suggestion Minor Technical Issues/bugs

    Happens for me as well
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    🎭 Drama Figure Chris O'Neill / OneyNG / Oneyplays and friends

    It came out this year spaz the cards are still on the table.
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    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    Literally no-one wants this but you.
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    🎭 Drama Figure Chris O'Neill / OneyNG / Oneyplays and friends

    haha it’s just newgrounds humor. its okay to draw someone skullfucking a baby if its for newgrounds. (this post is sarcasm, i don’t actually think this)
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    🎭 Drama Figure Chris O'Neill / OneyNG / Oneyplays and friends

    Unpopular opinion but i think things are ruined when you animate them. The monkey news stories from the Ricky Gervais XFM shows are funniest when imaging them in your head.
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    Could a Monkey be taught to drive a car

    This. You can look out the window and look at all the railway infrastructure on your commute.
  64. {o}P II

    Could a Monkey be taught to drive a car

    Can’t stare out the window when driving a car, you have to watch the road.
  65. {o}P II

    Could a Monkey be taught to drive a car

    Driving is for plebs.
  66. {o}P II

    Could a Monkey be taught to drive a car

    Movie Magic - doesn’t count.
  67. {o}P II

    Could a Monkey be taught to drive a car

    Stop shitting up a serious discussion with crappy jokes
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    Could a Monkey be taught to drive a car

    That monkey was not driving a car. It was barely functioning a toy car made for children.
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