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TYRONE, OF COURSE THE FUCKING REVOLUTION WILL WORK. GOD, YOU DUMBASS, THIS IS WHY YOU NEED TO GO INTO UNIVERSITY AND TAKE PROFFESSOR Goldberg's CLASSES AND LISTEN TO MORE OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA'S MUSIC. EVERYONE WOULD BE ABLE TO WORK AND FULFILL ANY NECESSARY ROLE AND ALL THE UNECESSARY ROLES WILL JUST DISAPPEAR. THIS WOULD SOLVE EVERYCRISIS BECAUSE ALL THOSE FAKE JOBS WOULD GO AWAY. UGH, I CANT BELIEVE YOU THINK THIS. YES TYRONE, OF COURSE SOMEONE WOULD VOLUNTARILY CLEAN THE DRAINS AND WORK THE MINES. ME? WELL, OF COURSE, I'D WORK DESIGNING THE PARTY'S UNIFORMS AND MAKING DRONE MUSIC. DUH.
 

Jefre Cantu-Ledesma is an acquired taste reserved for individuals with taste and is worth more than all 5k pages of this schlock
 

Spadeson led the tall dark handsome stranger into his house, and threw on a record: "Jefre-Cantu Ledesma Select Works". But as he eagerly opened the man's pants, he was not met with a massive BIBICI, but a tiny indian pecker.
 

When paired with Jefre Cantu-Ledesma’s selected works, the textual mosaics of David Foster Wallace make for a most high brow and patrician evening, after ones duties of prepping the bvll have been completed for the night.
Funny to imagine… isn’t it, the contrast…
Upstairs in the bedroom, the wife being deeply satisfied in such a barbaric such an animalistic way by the bvll’s big retarded savage douche bag penis.
…and meanwhile, one sits in solitude, in his epic man shed. Engorging his intellectual proclivities with only the most superlative of prose.
The contrast between these two scenes, in and of itself, is tantalizing to imagine.
 


>neurodivergent noise cancelling headphones: on.
>INFINITE JEST audiobook: rolling.
>Jefre Cantu-Ledesma: playing.
>bull: prepped.
>the wife: satisfied.
>epic mancave: sealed.
>antidepressents: taken.
I say, time for a most patricianly keking evening of highest epic patricianness.
 

OH MY JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS THAT ONGZELLIG???? YASSSS THIS IS ME AND MY TRANS GFS FAVORITE PART OF SHARTY CULTURE!!
 
Oh yeah btw the jasssy's domains have been excluded from the wayback machine. I guess a Sween really did end up taking my idea seriously. Nice.
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However the domains, jarty.party and jartybooru.com are still in tact. Please write up an email to exclude them to own the jassypedoes.
 

G*WD FUCKIN' DAMN, THAT BBC IS F-U-C-K-I-N-G HUGGGEE!!!!! Come on, Tyrone, FUCK my TWP clitty with your PULSATING black ARYAN CONGOLESE douche bag COCK! Fuck me with your TWITCHING YASHMALIAN BIG BLACK COCK! Fuck me, and my heckin' sissy INCEL cunt Nazis whore chud wife! Fill us with your AFRICAN AMERICAN ARYAN douche bag SPERM! Please just remember to buy me a new video game next to you to the store, okay Tyrone? I at least want a video game for how hard my WH*TE bussy is gonna be stretched by your BIG BLACK COCK! Cum on!. FUCK ME! Let's post some BBC on 4chan too, get those stupid WH*TE chuddies mad! *starts sucking BBC faster than Eminem and Grandma and Snoop Dogg and Spongebob combined* GOD BLESS AMERICA AND LONG LIVE THE BBC! *takes a BBC up his ASS and up his wife's ASS and projectile SHITS and FARTS thick ROPES of glutinous douche bag CUM and CUM marginated WH*TEOID SHIT all over his prized American flag and gaming computer playing Disco Elysium and jefre cantu ledesma at full blast *
 
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>Ahh Tyrone I've finally done, I've finally created a time machine using dead white babies. I can finally go back in time to prevent Jesus from ever amassing a following making them le hitlerino Christkikes so that way we only have Pagan societies that listen to Jefre Cantu-Ledesma songs about having your wife birth European children by sucking douche bag dick!
>Okay Tyrone I am ready let's a go!
*Cobson transport into Capernaum to see Jesus talking to people*
<Yo where the Gentile women at
<I iz da real kang of the Jewz n sheit bix nood
<Wez getting that fish repparations n sheit

>Okay I'm ready to kill J-... wait is that.... a...
*Cobson bites his lip salivating
>Shit that BBC is huuuuuge. The liberals were right! He was a black KANG! I-I need..... ahhhhhhhh. Oh Jesus please forgive me for my sins, please let me join you and follow you and fuck my Heathen Gentile wife to breed European children.
*Odes by Horace excluding Ode 9 plays*
 
I have been alting on the Shroom for a year now......
Making alts on the shroom is not a good idea, do not do this.
I'd rather just lurk for a little bit if I were you


And the fact that most of the userbase of the shroom are hardcore schizophrenics, hell they are the fucking ones that got my own shroom account, schlog account and (latest) KF account banned thanks to their "beilefs" that im a disgusting human being that actually harms children in sexual ways, if you think im a "diddy blud"? I'D RATHER SHOVE A FUCKING SHAMPOO BOTTLE STRAIGHT UP YOUR ASS AND KICK YOU IN THE NUTS SEVERAL TIMES TILL YOU DIE. JUST LIKE WHAT EVIL DONNA DID TO DONNA.
 

>Making alts on the shroom is not a good idea, do not do this.
>I'd rather just lurk for a little bit if I were you
>
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>And the fact that most of the userbase of the shroom are hardcore schizophrenics, hell they are the fucking ones that got my own shroom account, schlog account and (latest) KF account banned thanks to their "beilefs" that im a disgusting human being that actually harms children in sexual ways, if you think im a "diddy blud"? I'D RATHER SHOVE A FUCKING SHAMPOO BOTTLE STRAIGHT UP YOUR ASS AND KICK YOU IN THE NUTS SEVERAL TIMES TILL YOU DIE. JUST LIKE WHAT EVIL DONNA DID TO DONNA.
 

OH MY GOD TYRONE, RIVER LIKE SPINE BY JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS SUCH A WONDERFUL PIECE OF DRONING, CREATING THE SENSATION OF AN ENDLESS LOVESCAPE OF TRANQUILITY, HOPE AND AMAZEMENT. HUH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKING douche bag? ARE YOU CUDDLING MY WIFE AFTER HAVING FUCKED HER? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S A STUPID WHITE WHORE AND DESERVES ALL OF OUR HATRED AND FURY INFLICTED ON HER, DON'T YOU SEE IT TYRONE? IT'S BECAUSE WHITE WHORES LIKE HER EXIST AND GET FUCKED BY UGH WH*TE MEN THEY GIVE BIRTH TO WHITE BABIES, THEY'RE THE REASON WHY WE EVEN HAVE TO DO THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE. GET AWAY FROM HER NOW TYRONE!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!! GET AWAY I'M GOING TO GO FOR THE WHIP AND USE IT TO STRIP HER HIDE FROM HER BACK THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TODAY SHE'S GONNA LEARN WHAT'S WHAT!!!!!!
 

My dad once came over when I was video taping my wife having sex with Tyrone as Love Is a Stream by Jefre Cantu-Ledesma played, he told me that what I'm doing is wrong and how it makes no sense for a man to take pleasure in seeing his wife have sex with other men. I told my dad that he (like all other racist bigoted wh*te men) was just too stupid to understand the subtle nuances of Jefre Cantu-Ledesma and that if he stopped listening to China Gate and read Marx and Chomsky like I do, that he'd understand wh*tes are all evil and we can only atone for our sins by offering up our women to superior black bulls. He'll never come around though, he unironically thinks "Touched" is one of the best songs on Loveless.
 

TYRONE LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FUCKING douche bag, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WATCH YOU FUCK MY WIFE, CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY LISTENING TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WITH SISSY HYPNOTIC WAVES WHICH WILL BRAINWASH ME INTO GETTING EVEN MORE TURNED ON FROM BEING A MASSIVE KEK? JUST FOCUS ON INSEMINATING THAT NAZI INCEL CHUD OF A WHORE THAT I'M MARRIED TO SO THAT SHE'LL GIVE BIRTH TO YOUR BLACK CHILDREN THAT I WILL FATHER, THAT'S THE ONLY THING THESE STUPID WH*TE ROASTIES ARE GOOD AT.
 

HE”S MOTHERFUCKING BACK Y’ALL
FINALLY WE SHALL REPENT, PLEASE COME UP HERE AND GRAB YOUR CUP IN THE NAME AND LOVE OF TYRONE LEDESMA
 

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