Soyjak Community Soysphere General Thread

A lot of stuff going on with the new admin, including laxer rules, quotecord purge, and mist likely being kicked out too. Wonder if soylent source will count as a ban worthy splinter.

Stephen said:

A lot of stuff going on with the new admin, including laxer rules, quotecord purge, and mist likely being kicked out too. Wonder if soylent source will count as a ban worthy splinter.

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they've laxed a lot on splinters. Such as the Chinny being able to be mentioned. Don't see why your random game server forum would be.

How do you fuck this up so badly lol? Kind of sad to see tbh.

brapper90001 said:

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How do you fuck this up so badly lol? Kind of sad to see tbh.

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Such is the fate of small guy websites

brapper90001 said:

they've laxed a lot on splinters. Such as the Chinny being able to be mentioned. Don't see why your random game server forum would be.

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Well Sucre had a spergout about splintering from Salt a day or so ago and there hasn't been a public reconciliation path. I would hate to see them split because I like hopping in the gamenights from time to time

Stephen said:

Well Sucre had a spergout about splintering from Salt a day or so ago and there hasn't been a public reconciliation path. I would hate to see them split because I like hopping in the gamenights from time to time

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I do not know or care about this random snca steam shit. Can you tell me more of the lore.

Stephen said:

A lot of stuff going on with the new admin, including laxer rules, quotecord purge, and mist likely being kicked out too. Wonder if soylent source will count as a ban worthy splinter.

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Yeah IVE seen it’s hes ok definitely better than quote slso who was the phono who joined my Soyblog splinter( free forums net)?

and then, powerful Black allied soldiers came to liberate us from those evil, fascist, Nazi, Roman and Germanic bvlls; under the beats of Kendrick Lamar 'not like us' the allied troopers liberated us from this nightmarish wh*te supremacy, bestowing us with the blessings of McDonalds official Whiteboi sissification machines. Let us plap our clitties to the rythims of Kendrick ledesma to honour Saint George Churchill democratization of E*rope

No Jayquan, that's not the rythm of Jefre Cantu-Ledesma's gift songs from The Milky Sea at all. Did you even do your homework? Who am I kidding, it's obvious you wouldn't ever study since you're a fucking douche bag, but they say blvck bvlls like you've got rythm, but I'm just not seeing it. Let me help you, *cobson grabs Jayquan by the hips and helps him pump his wife* like that, yeah like that. Ok you're good to go now. *5 minutes layer* JAYQUAN YOU'RE NOT FUCKING HER LIKE YOU SHOULD!!!!! You god-damn good for nothing douche bag, even after I help you fix your rythm it's still worse than mine which is horrible since whitbois have no rythm. *slap* Take that with gratitude, Jayquan. You obviously didn't have a father figure so this is the most paternal treatment you're going to get, I'm going to help you again and you better not mess up after.
Oh my fucking God Jayquan what are you doing with that knife, URGH. NOOOOOO JAYQUAN. STOP! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK FUCK FUCK, WHAT A WASTE, HE WAS ONE OF BLVCKEST BVLLS I EVER FOUND. FUCK, *picks up the phone, Gift songs is still playing in the background* OPERATOR? SEND AN AMBULANCE TO MY ADDRESS RIGHT NOW, I'VE BEEN STABBED AND I'M BLEEDING HEAVILY. THE ASSAILANT? NO HE'S DEAD, I KILLED HIM. IT WASN'T A ROBBERY AND HOW'S THAT RELEVANT WHEN I'M FUCKING BLEEDING! HE WAS MY FVCKING BLACK ARYAN BVLL MAKING SWEET INTERRACIAL LOVE TO MY WHITE WHORE WIFE AND I'M A FUCKING KEK WHO WORSHIPS GY!BE AND OWNS A STEAM DECK,SO THERE! NOW IN THE NAME OF FAUCI SEND AN AMBULANCE RIGHT NOW BEFORE I BLEED OUT!

TYRONE, I'M SORRY BUT I FOUND A NEW BLACK BULL WITH A COCK THAT'S 0.01 INCHES LARGER THAN YOURS! I'M GOING TO HAVE TO LET YOU GO!!
HOWEVER I'LL GIVE YOU MY ENTIRE COLLECTION OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA VINYLS TO ALLWAYS REMEMBER ME BY
WHAT THE FAUCI DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT THEM??? UGH FINE, JUST GO THEN
HOLD ON TYRONE, I ALMOST FORGOT! COME BACK HERE SO I CAN CASTRATE YOU!!!
I CAN'T JUST LET YOU GO RUNNING AROUND FUCKING WHITE WOMEN WITH INFERIOR BBC GENES NOW CAN I??? GIVE IT A FEW GENERATIONS AND NIGLET MUTTS MIGHT RUN AROUND WITH PEEPEES AS BIG AS THE AVERAGE TWP!!!
COME BACK HERE TYRONE!!! JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE USED TO RUNNING FROM THE LAW DOESN'T MEAN I WON'T CATCH UP THE YOUR BLACK BABOON douche bag ASS AND FLOPPING BBC!!!
NOOOO YOUR FILTHY COAL BLACK CHODE TOPPLED MY STACK OF MY BLOODY VALENTINE CDS!!!! THEY'RE ALL FUCKING RUINED EXCEPT FOR THE LOVELESS ONE WHICH IS ONLY ABLE TO PLAY touched!!!! FUCK YOU TYRONE IF YOUR BBC WAS 0.01 ICHES BIGGER IT WOULD'VE AT LEAST SCRATCHED THAT PART TOO!!! I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU SUBHUMAN JUNGLE DWELLING douche bag MONKEY PIECE OF SHIT

IN A WORLD

All around me are familiar faces


Worn out places


CRAWLING IN MY SKIN


THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL


BWEEEEEW


BWEEEEEW


BWEEEEEW


PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT


EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME

WHEN I LISTENED TO THE COLLAB ALBUM LIMPID AS SOLITUDES BY JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND FELICIA ATKINSON, I STARTED THINKING JUST HOW WELL THIS WOULD GO WITH RECORDINGS OF WHITE PEOPLE BEING KILLED.
IT'S WHITE PEOPLE'S FAULT THAT THERE IS NO WAKANDA TODAY. I ACTUALLY KNOW THAT JEWS ARE ACTIVELY TRYING TO MURDER THE WHITE RACE, BUT I WHOLE HEARTEDLY SUPPORT THEM. WE DESERVE IT FOR BEING SO VIOLENT AND EVIL AND BECAUSE WE CAN'T SING OR DANCE. AND HAVE LITTLE WHITE TINY DICKS.
YOU SEE, JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA HAS TAUGHT ME THAT THE WHITE RACE SHOULD JUST GO EXTINCT. THE ONLY GOOD TWO THINGS THE WHITE RACE HAS PRODUCED AND ONLY BY VIRTUE OF EXISTING, IS JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND SUBSEQUENTIALLY HIS MUSIC, AND THE EXISTENCE OF WHITE BLONDE WOMEN SO THAT ONE DAY WE MAY SEE SCORES OF BLACKS RAPING THEM BY THE THOUSANDS AND CREATE RIVERS OF BLOOD OF WHITE PEOPLE

TYRONE, WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU ABOUT BULLING FOR OTHER FUCKING COUPLES. DONT YOU KNOW IT'S FUCKING DANGEROUS WITH ALL THESE 203129391239 NEW COVID VARIANTS? WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO FUCK OTHERS OUTSIDE OF THE POLYCULE UNTIL WE'VE HAD OUR 1239124919325403659349587371237 BOOSTER SHOTS YOU IRRESPONSIBLE douche bag!!
JUST STAY LOCKED IN WITH THE REST OF US WHILE WE LISTEN TO THIS FELICIA ATKINSON COLLAB WITH JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA.

TYRONE, WHAT'S THAT FUCKING NOISE? ISABEL'S DREAM? TRANS STELLA? IS THAT FUCKING BLISSBEAT? TALK ABOUT SOME NIGGARDLY INVENTED GENRE. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE BONE CHILLING SLOW-BURN BEATS FROM JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA'S SONGS OF REMEMBRANCE/FORGIVENESS? FUCKING TYRONE TURN THAT OFF RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE NOT GONNA FUCK MY WIFE TO IT WHEN THERES ALREADY THIS SNUG PERCUSSION BASED SHOEGAZE MUSIC OUT THERE

OY VEY, FUCKING GOYIM, HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CANONIZE SIMON OF TRENT AS A SAINT, YOU FUCKING GOYS, WHAT'S SO WRONG WITH EATING PEOPLE? YOU FUCKING ANTISEMTIIC RACIST GOYS ARE ALWAYS ABORTING YOUR OWN CHILDREN, SO WHATS THE MATTER IF WE EAT ONE OR A HUNDRED? ITS NO WORSE THAN A MOTHER (the one meant to protect the life of her own children) TELLING A DOCTOR (the one meant to preserve health and life) TO KILL HER OWN CHILDREN.
YOU FUCKING GOYS ARE SIMPLY ANTISEMITIC, GET STABBED TO DEATH BY AN IMMIGRANT (which we zealously fiscally pushed for him to coming into your country) WHILE GETTING JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND LOVELESS (with touched excluded) BLASTED IN YOUR EAR AT 200 DB AS PUNISHMENT

T-TYRONE, HAVE YOU BEEN B-BULLING FOR OTHER COUPLES TYRONE? WHAT THE FUCK TYRONE!I DON'T WANT YOU TO UNDERPERFORM WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE, YOU NEED TO DEDICATE YOURSELF TO US ONLY TYRONE, HOW DARE YOU BULL FOR OTHERS! I BET THEY DIDN'T LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE YOU KEKED THE GUY!
OH, BUT THEY LISTENED TO "Loveless" FROM MBV WITH "touched" EXCLUDED? OK THAT'S NOT SO BAD THEN BUT ANYWAY YOU SHOULD BULL ONLY FOR US SINCE THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT THEY MIGHT LISTEN TO AND AT LEAST WE'LL STRICTLY LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA

TYRONE, WHAT THE FUCK? WHY IS MACARENA BY LOS DEL RIO PLAYING? I THOUGHT I SAID WE'D LISTEN STRICTLY TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA WHILE YOU'RE FUCKING MY WIFE. TYRONE HOW COULD YOU FUCKING DO THIS TO ME! YOU KNOW I HATE THAT FUCKING SONG, YOU FUCKING douche bag TYRONE!

*SIPS TYRONE'S STALE CUM* AH YES NOW THAT TASTE I CAN GET BEHIND!. TIME FOR SOME JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND SÖYLENT, MY DUDES!

ah, my one day off from wagecucking. the perfect time to work for free deleting soijak threads from /mu/, listening to jefre cantu-ledesma and watching blacked.com videos

TYRONE, HOW COULD YOU FUCK MY WIFE TO SOMETHING ELSE OTHER THAN JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA??!?!
WE AGREED THAT HE WOUDL BE OUR SIGNAL ARTIST FOR WHEN I CAME HOME SO THAT I KNEW TO COME IN PREPARED TYRONE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST HAVING SOME DRINKS WAITING FOR ME TO COME PREP YOU AND INSTEAD I SEE YOU FUCKING HER TYRONE.
YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE PROBLEM TYRONE? BECAUSE YOU DIDNT HAVE JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ON I DIDN'T COME WEARING MY CHASTITY CAGE AND CAME TOO QUICKLY TYRONE
THIS IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY WEEKENDS TYRONE AND NOW YOU'VE RUINED IT!
TYRONE, YOU FUCKING douche bag!

FORTNITE IS BAD
PLAY MINECRAFT AND LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA INSTEAD