KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 @WelperHelper99

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Autistic anime tweaker, "based" Zoomer, MATI parrot, sodomy obsessed Mormon.
He might just disappear that's how bad it is. Or double down. Meth is a helluva drug so anything can happen there.
He is getting destroyed in the comments. :ackshually:
you guys are being too optimistic, the miggers love Welper so he'll never have to leave. the fact that he's getting away with simping over an underage girl in a loli video game series proves he doesn't have to fuck off. this is about the 6th thread on the faggot and no one cares.
 
welper randomly accuses people of having sex with trannies hoping for a spergout

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Since Welperhelper is still a very prolific poster, I really wanted to ask- whatever became of his doxx?

https://archive.is/87KZL

Has this ever been brought up on KF at all? I get the feeling it's "no", which is striking with how big the sharty/soyteen contingent of KF has gotten, and the impetus for him being doxxed to begin with. Did this just fall by the way side or something? The original doxx got little attention and it didn't seem like the thread lasted long either. It's also possible it's not his doxx, but I really doubt it. Way too many details line up. Still very bizarre how it's gotten 0 attention after over a year.
 
Since Welperhelper is still a very prolific poster, I really wanted to ask- whatever became of his doxx?

https://archive.is/87KZL

Has this ever been brought up on KF at all? I get the feeling it's "no", which is striking with how big the sharty/soyteen contingent of KF has gotten, and the impetus for him being doxxed to begin with. Did this just fall by the way side or something? The original doxx got little attention and it didn't seem like the thread lasted long either. It's also possible it's not his doxx, but I really doubt it. Way too many details line up. Still very bizarre how it's gotten 0 attention after over a year.
I think it’s just that nobody really cares.
 
Since Welperhelper is still a very prolific poster, I really wanted to ask- whatever became of his doxx?

https://archive.is/87KZL

Has this ever been brought up on KF at all? I get the feeling it's "no", which is striking with how big the sharty/soyteen contingent of KF has gotten, and the impetus for him being doxxed to begin with. Did this just fall by the way side or something? The original doxx got little attention and it didn't seem like the thread lasted long either. It's also possible it's not his doxx, but I really doubt it. Way too many details line up. Still very bizarre how it's gotten 0 attention after over a year.
That doxx assumes TubbyWelper is employable or leaves his house. Pretty obvious by Tubby's writing style that he never finished high school or earned GED.
 
So wait a fucking minute.

He's on a Tugboat meaning he is living off federal welfare? Holy fuck that is pathetically hilarious.

Welper is the same guy that thought he was going to get a job though Trump's retarded Liberation Day tariffs (which got struck down by the Supreme Court earlier this year) and this motherfucker once said he wanted to move to Japan so he can work in the anime industry there so he can use his Mormon ways to make anime adopt his retarded religious ideals or some shit like that.

How the fuck does this guy even think he can move to Japan if he has no merit to his name? Last I checked, the Japanese government has since tightened their immigration rules where they now want immigrants to earn more than what Japanese people earn in a year while also requiring immigrants to take some hefty civics courses in order for immigrants to assimilate in Japan and last I checked non-citizens cannot take advantage of the Japanese welfare system either (because it is illegal for a non-citizen to have a monthly tugboat in Japan; meaning someone like Chris-Chan or in this case Welper cannot rely on government handouts in Japan to survive unless they become a fully functioning citizen there).

Welper is basically every stereotypical hillbilly redneck ever. A moralfag that talks down on others but has no merit to their name to back up their big talk (there's a reason why rednecks preaching religious morality while living off welfare is a common stereotype that applies to White Americans).

And like every stereotypical redneck ever, Welper is also a laughable gooner that doesn't even practice their religious moralfagging in private anyway.
 
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Proof on him being a disabled unemployed welfare queen who has porn of his sister floating around out there? I mean I guess his larp of him being a civilian contractor welder for the military was a little too good to be true but I figured he had to be a little better than that and the worst thing you could say about him was his hypocrisy as a Mormon who loved tranny femdom.
 
@WelperHelper99​
Welpie is a 22 year old highly autistic welder and anime fan currently living in Parts Unknown, Utah (likely Salt Lake City or possibly Helper)

"My guy" is his zoomie zoom battle cry and it will be the last you hear before he hits you with a regurgitated take from last week's episode of MATI.

Welpie (formerly of Illinois) is notable for preaching the good word of Josh Moon with as much passion as he does the word of Joseph Smith, when he's not busy oversharing and sperging out over Japanese cartoons, that is.

Welpie, being a complete shut-in and closet case like his Internet hero, would have you believe that he's qualified to speak on Mormonism when his brain is little more than a collection of religious tracts and Japanese toddlers yelling bakabaka sugoy or whatever the fuck.

Being a ginger, he was never likely to go on a real Mormon mission to spread the good word of Jesus Christ, but it would turn out to be his poor mental health that would keep him from straying too far from the flock.

Instead of touching grass in an arguably respectable way, his bishop decided to stick him in the Bishop's Storehouse (read:foodbank) to serve his tenure standing there awkwardly smiling while handing bags of groceries and essentials to the closely related citizens of Wherever The Fuck, Utah.

When questioned about why it was decided he would serve his tour of duty performing what could have been handled by a table with a smiley face balloon attached, he claimed he "takes a lot of medications..."

When pressed further he stated that they were concerned some of his meds would be in short supply elsewhere and for medical purposes he needed to stay close to home. Truly tragic that the doctor was unable to prescribe enough to travel with or that postal delivery hadn't been invented yet but clearly there's no cope here and it doesn't bear further investigation, ok?

On the note of medications, Welpie is a user of Adderall (amphetamine). You may have rightly presumed this of someone who has posted 10K times in only a year of being on Kiwi Farms but he has also mentioned it on several occasions and given a shoutout to his fellow legal tweakers.

Amphetamine is perfectly legal and just because it's many times more mind altering than coffee doesn't mean it's not compatible with Mormonism and he should never be pressed on this topic.
Without his amphetamine he'd have never written 4 books (never published, never will be) and we wouldn't have his monumental post history to delve into.

In surely one of his more lucid moments, Welpie horny posted about "tomboys" and a desire to be beaten up by them. I'd never insult a man with a healthy admiration for athletic women who enjoys outdoorsman hobbies like fishing, but I suspect this may be a bit of repressed bisexuality on his part, likely stemming from his years as a boy scout.

Further evidence that this based and redpilled (autistic), anime brain rotted, tweaked to his gills young man may have some issues to work through is his fascination with the topic of anal sex, something that he uses nearly like punctuation in his non-stop posting. A search of his post history will reveal an extensive history of colorful metaphors for putting the peepee in the poopoo.

I learned all of this by scrolling back through 24 days of his most recent post history and I believe there's bound to plethora more interesting tidbits about one of Kiwi Farms most loyal zoomer spokesmen under the 9.5K posts I haven't read.

OP will be updated and adjusted as more is learned.
Apologies for Reddit spacing, it will aid in editing later. All data points are easily found in his search history but citations will be added also.
There is probably enough in someone’s public posting history to criticize without turning it into speculation about their health, sexuality, religion or private life.

If the point is to document questionable things he has actually said, I think the thread would be much stronger if it stuck to direct quotes and specific posts with context. Once it starts guessing about medications, diagnoses or why someone behaves a certain way, it becomes less about what he actually posted and more about attacking the person.

Criticize the arguments or behavior if they deserve it, but I would leave the personal diagnoses and theories out of it.
 

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