Why?
Shalom! I am coalfarmer. I use almost every site within the soysphere and if I don't use a site I lurk on it. I also have roughly 4 years of experience within the soysphere and own a soysphere site along with being an admin and janny of a few others. This thread will be an attempt to turn kiwi farm's shiwi or soyjak.party thread into a thread for the entire soysphere. This is because kiwi farms is very rulecucked in the way that they do not allow alot of splinter users. Because of this and the natural shit posty nature of soyjaks the thread has devolved into a public discord for soyjak.party based around a high effort yet very very very old and outdated OP. This thread will try to fix that.
How we got here
The soysphere is an internet community started within 4chan's now defunct /qa/ or /kway/ board.
The board started as a question-and-answer board for moot the owner and creator of 4chan. Eventually moot left and the board was used as a random board as on the current shemmy and sharty. Despite this the first soyjak and the first soyduel would take place on /int/ and /tv/. The first soyjak was made when a man named the swede edited the well known wojak image created by an anonymous poster on krautchan's /int/ board. The edit added stubble and glasses to make fun of the type of "soyboys" who used reddit, kiwi farms, discord, and other non-imageboard platforms. Soyboys are millennial and older gen-Z men who are weak unmasculine, annoying, and liberal. Ironically the maker of the soyboy wojak or "original soyjak" is by definition a soyboy himself using reddit and discord, being a liberal, being unmasculine and (apparently) having a thing for trans black women.
Eventually all these soyposters such as the swede and others would move to /qa/ and make a couple other variants. All would go well for about 3-4 years until /qa/ users would begin raiding boards and discord servers filled with faggots, troons, and pedophiles. This would be a threat to the soysphere or soy community as raiding had been made illegal on 4chan at that point. The final raid which happened was a raid on the /lgbt/ board. This raid led to the board getting locked and all the posters getting banned. This event woudl be called "operation clean stable". It's believed Hiroki (the owner after moot) did this to prevent further criticism of 4chan by off siters and """gay rights groups""" and to prevent in-site board wars.
After this the soy community would move to other boards as rapefugees and multiple sites such as soyjak.party, some endchan and 8chan bunkers, and 6chan would pop up. The most popular out of all these bunkers would prove to be soyjak.party which would go on to become the largest site dominating the soysphere and arguably becoming the true successor to /qa/.
(left to right) The flag of /qa/, The first wojak, and the first soyjak.
Soyspeak
- DNB - Dead douche bag Baby a term used to describe, an old gore gif spammed on the early years of soyjak.party also used to describe anything that is inactive or dead. The gore gif itself is banned throughout most of the soysphere now. (thankfully)
- doctos - also know a dog toes is a term used when seeing something terrifying or disgusting.
- p' - CSAM
- oyyy - another term for doctos
- nusoi - the soysphere's version of newfag
- namefag - someone who uses a name on imageboards
- tripfags - someone who uses a name and a trip or password on imageboards
- niggerhell - where everything below dust on the mineral rating system comes from
- HWABAG - He Will Always Be A Gem
- YWNBARW - You Will Never Be A Real Woman
- DNI - do not interact
- Shemmychunk - users of the shemmy
- Soyteen - users of soyjak.party also know as soicucks
- Chinnypedo - users of chud.win
- Jassycuck - for pedophiles.
- Jartycuck - For users of jakparty.soy
- Swine - for users of swedishwin.com
- SNCA - shit nobaldi care fan abut
- SECA - shit everyphono on baldi cares about
- (((them))) - jews, CIA, admins, jannies, anyone plotting against you
- nophono - nobody
- nobaldi - nobody
- gigger - a gigachan
- INAG - its not a giga
- IAG - its a giga
- NAS - not a soyak
- IAS - is a soyjak
- Janny - a moderator, comes from the 4chan and broader chanosphere term "janitor" used to describe moderators as people who sweep up all the bad posts and keep the site clean
- Log - the index view of a imageboard's posts
- ru' - a booru
- big ki' - the soyjak wiki
- 'pedia - SNCApedia
- foid - a woman
- moid - a man
- though - way to derail threads
- marge - confusion basically like saying "what?"
- sneed - a subtle shitpost joke referencing an episode of the Simpsons where homer visits sneed's feed and seed with the joke being the sign which says "formerly chucks" which means it would be "chucks fuck and suck".
- Frog - pepe and all his subvariants
- chud - a nazi
- branigger - a follower of nick Fuentes
- soytube - soysphere youtube channels
- soycord - soyjak discord servers
- cord' - discord
- xitter - twitter or X
- instacord - a instagram group
- soygram - a soyjak telegram channel
- soyduel - two jakkers' fight to the death with soyjak quotes. this doesnt happen much anymore
Mineral Rating System
The mineral rating system is a system used to rate the quality of soyjaks. The main two are gem for good and coal for bad.
A list of the minerals from good to bad:
Supernova! - The greatest gem ever
Tanzanite - An amazing gem for the world
Soysphere saving gem - An amazing gem for the soysphere
Gemerald - A very good gem
Gem - A gem.
Gold - inbetween ruby and gem
Ruby - Almost a gem
Equinox. - doesnt affect the soysphere at all
Steel - Slightly better iron
Iron - Its alright
Rust - Its alright just not memorable
Anthracite - high effort coal
Coal - Terrible but memorable
Dust - Terrible and unmemorable
Vantablack - Darker and worst than coal
brimstone - So so so bad makes coal look like a gem
Detritus - forgettable brimstone
Soysphere Killing Coal - Coal so bad it KILLS the soysphere
AntiMatter - Something made by satan himself to destroy the world
Singularity... - Something so uniquely bad it kills the entire universe
There are also other ratings used for specific situations:
ID - Vinluv's version of gem
IV - Vinluv's version of coal
Margerald - confusing gem
Topaz - Schizoid gem
Gemruby - mixed ruby and gem
Vantadeath - ore created from death by vantablack
Carbon - the matter which connects gems and coal
Notable People
Soot
The creator of soyjak.party an American 20 year old something who went inactive (or died) after selling the site to kuz. Without soot we wouldn't be here. He is remembered as one of the greatest admins ever. To this day we don't know what he looks like.
The Swede
The creator of the soyjak. Mentioned a bit in the intro above go read it.
Yuri Kuznetsov
A young russian man (or Floridian child LARping) who bought soyjak.party after soot left. He owned and operated KolymaNet an imageboard and forum management service which owned hundreds of sites at its peak. Controversial as some of these sites allowed loli (which he probably didn't know about) but also re-created vichan from the ground up making the fork used today on soyjak.party which makes posting extremely easy and prevents CP spam. He also claimed he was in talks to buy 4chan but they fell through.
Doll
Former co-admin of soyjak.party, admin of soyjak.party, admin of the shemmy, co-admin of the soyjakwiki, current admin of the shroom, and former admin of soyjak.blog and the soybooru. Was doxxed on the shemmy after leaving and revealed to look like an IRL soyjak. Calls all soyteens and soysphere members his "little buddies". Called himself "foot" on the shemmy.
Lorenzo Yario
Also known as angeleno, is a former admin of soyjak.party and the shemmy. self described "liberal". Also a former janny on soyjak.blog
Coalfarmer
Gold
Former /dem/ president and owner of soyplace, soyworld, and sncapedia. Banned from soyjak.party for calling quote a pedophile.
Luke Smith
Known as "lute". Owner and operator of jakparty.soy becasue of which he was a big opponent of froot and kuz believing they were both pedophiles and only true soyjak posting happens on his site where hardcore sootists lived. Now completely gone from the soysphere.
Kikemin
Owner of chud.win and frequent cocaine (or ketamine) user. Lives in northern italy in a rich townhouse.
Broot
Former admin of the shroom and soyjak.blog who defected to the booru forum after reporting the shroom (falsely) for having child porn getting the site down for about 2 days then after causing glitches and server problems for a week after that.
Crickoot
Former owner of the cricky and splinter blog. Quit the soysphere after the cricky got shut down. May have been a pedophile as there was (((allegedly))) embed p' in one of the cricky's banners according to cobblestone
Cobblestone
Current admin of the soyjak wiki and booru forum. Claims to be a woman but most people believe they are trans. Most likely a pedophile since they defended loli being posted on the soybooru repeatedly and is best friends with quote and mustard.
Evaldas Valiulis
Also known as quote, is the current admin of soyjak.party and pedophile who allows loli to be posted within the inner soysphere and also (((allegedly))) spams splinters with CP and CSAM. Is a self proclaimed bisexual.
PETRIXXX
Owner of the SWAbooru and former owner of the SWA ifunny group also a very active poster on /soy/
Joshua Ryne Goldberg
Also known as MoonMetropolis, is a disgusting pedophile who has sent multiple children archived CP links and defends soylita posters and users of xitter who make ai-generated CP with grok. Was the main admin of soyjak.blog and the later on soyjak.blog made after the first version went down. Was also an admin on this very site before getting removed by Onion Null.
froot
Admin of soyjak.party before quote. Lives in italy and has a wife and kids. May have spammed some soycords with CP but that isn't entirely confirmed. He is also addicted to galaxy gas. Wanted to add 50 to 100 boards to the sharty for some reason.
Svvt
The shemmy's version of soot. Lives in japan and is no longer active within the soysphere.
Sloot
Owner of slopjak.party the site which allegedly was raided with CP by quote. Sucks at PHP but is good at java.
Max
Jewish russian former admin of soyjak.party and co-owner of KolymaNet. Struggles with coding but is very good at finances and managed to scam doll repeatedly when doll was trying to buy soyjak.party
Poly
Current owner and admin of the shemmy. Is polish. Its a bit ambiguous to whether they are a tranny, woman, femboy, or man. Either way they are very very and I mean very poor with sustaining the shemmy's servers taking up 90% of his salary.
Vadim
Friend of poly and proud bisexual Estonian patriot. Former admin of the shemmy who still lurks and maybe helps code it.
Edward J. Hurlburt
Also known as Skajos is a disgusting disgusting horrible """human being""" from Singapore who owns the jassy and a few other sites which host CP. Known for shitting up jakparty.soy with loli and getting banned so many times lute had to make a bot which told him to kill himself everytime he posted with his trip.
Doddermod
Former admin and janny of the shemmy and current popular soytuber
Shroot
former owner of the shroom and janny of soyjak.blog also known as smallanus. Lives somewhere in europe and hates moon metropolis.
Jimbo
A annoying SNCA namefag attention whore no one likes and doll especially hates. He is brown and allegedly gay. He also claims to be Orthodox Christian but when you see how he acts (he said he would suck a cock for money) you know its all a larp.
Soysneed
soysneed is a controversial admin of the soybooru who is known for implementing many annoying features such as the new UI, the word filter, the NAS tags, etc. etc. He himself isn't that bad just his ideas. He also is canadian and manages the ban appeals.
Catter
Former owner of the shroom basically just jimbo but actually relevant. May be dead?
Jackson
Jackson is a former admin of moon metropolis's second soyjak.blog site, encyclopedia dramatica, and the soyjak wiki. He ran/was in multiple soycords and was (possibly) a massive pedophile. After all of this came out he was banned from the inner-sosyphere and most of the chanosphere being now innactive since early 2025. He was also allegedly trans.
p0rt42
A notable soycorder and possible pedophile who was the first SNCApedia owner later on giving it to gold. Because of all that SNCApedia was declared hostile until gold bought it. He is now banned and doxxed.
Lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha
Owner of the onion booru (the first soybooru) and later on admin of the soybooru. Was banned then unbanned a few times for doing questionable things such as adding images of underage character saying "built for BBC". He was best friends with soot and also is a trans Iraqi. Their booru post mostly consist of moeshit go figure.
Mustard
Mustard is a proud pedophile and babyjak loli enthusiast. Also admin of the soybooru and manager on soyjak.party, you can find him most active on kiwi farms treating the shiwi like his discord server and defending quote.
9a0c
Also known as limeAIDS is a terrible admin and shitty MLPfag who defends many zoophiles and pedophiles. He is the most hated admin to probably ever exist. Unlike kuz who is controversial yet useful limeaids has proven to be hated by all and useless. He has unbanned many foodists and would frequently rig /dem/ elections.
Vinluv
Vinluv or Vinny or VATH is the owner of sidson.city and the creator of the sidson soyjak. He is a /qa/ oldfag who has been soyjak posting for half a decade at this point. He is very controversial within the soysphere as he allegedly has falseflagged many people as pedophiles, molested his grandmother, and ate fecal matter. He has an account here, a kiwi farms lolcow thread, and a article on encyclopedia dramatica. Despite all this he is a very good artist and one of the most active soytubers.
BBQsauce
former manager of soyjak.party known mainly for banning child gore. Resigned recently.
North
North is the most active soyjak wiki editor and big defender of cobblestone. Apparently him and a SNCA annoying namefag named MarketPliers will be buying the soyjak wiki from quote soon.
Splinters
A splinter is a site which was splintered off from soyjak.party
There are hundreds of these splinters but I will try to list only the notable ones. Because there are so many I cannot write a blurb for each one but you can find articles on them within SNCApedia. However, I will write blurbs for the "Big Three".
The Big Three:
1. Chud.win - The Chinny
The chinny is the successor to the churro a now dead soyjak.party /pol/ splinter. It is ran by kikemin and is considered hostile on many other splinters and soyjak.party itself. This is due to the moderation being very lax and allowing many "ironic" pedophiles to post there. Many user's of chud.win come to onion farms as kiwi farms bans all users of chud.win
2. Swedishwin.com - The Swinny
The swinny is the second most popular soyjak.party splinter. Unlike the shemmy and chinny they actually do raids and are responsible for the doxxing of many many many pedophiles and horrible people. The site's users larp as swedes despite most not being swedish.
3. Shemmy.lol - The Shemmy
The shemmy is a splinter which started as a bunker during the soypocalypse and evolved into a successor to /qa/ with elements of 4chan's /bant/ board. The site was originally for soyjak posting only but over time has evolved into more of a moeshit drawfag paradise. They have a big rivalry with the chinny and often get in shit flinging wars with each other.
Forums:
SoyBlog
Chuds.life
Shroom
Soyjak.io
Narty
Farms Splinters:
Soyonion
Shiwi
Other relevant ones:
Kuzzy
Sloppy
Sidson.city
Inty
Soy2jak.party
ruzly
Zarty
chaddy
Dead:
jakparty.soy
sneedy
gitty
cricky
niggy
churro
Wikis:
SNCApedia
SwedishWinWiki
SidsonWiki
GigaChad Wiki
Library of Chad
Soygem Wiki
Boorus:
Roachbooru
SWAbooru
Gem Museum
Shemmybooru
Shroombooru
Jassybooru
Soycrafts:
Chinnycraft
Geopol sweden
Soyworld
Jakcraft
Lutecraft
Pedophilic:
Jassy
Most Soycords
Most Soygrams
Soyjaks
Soyjaks are literally the thing the soysphere is based around!
Here are all the most notable variants and subvariants in simple order:
| Trollface | Le /pol/ Face | Proto-Brandon | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Wojak | Proto-Chudjak | Brandon | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Soyak | Chudjak | Branigger | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Patrick | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Hanging Chud | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Undistorted Jartycuck | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jartycuck | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Crazed Soyak | Excited Soyjak | A24 | Cryboy | Markiplier | Soyprano | Doctos | Gapejak | Feraljak | Two Soyjaks Pointing | Israeli Soyjak | Bernd | Its Out Get In Here | El Perro Rabioso | Alicia | Cobson | Rupturejak | Nojak | Kuzjak | Sidson | Chugsjak | Smugjak | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Thougher | Wewjak | Fingerboy | Fingerboy 2 | SLF | Science Lover | Neutralplier | Chudplier | Euromutt | Angry Gapejak | Feralrage | Feralsquirrel | Troonjak | OMGSISA | Boat Rammer | Bridget | El Perro Loco | HTSM | Smiling Cobson | Spadeson | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Waowjak | Lawrence | ESL FNF Pedo | Mustached Angry Gapejak | Proto-Wholesome | Unhanged Troonjak | Brunetto | NuCob | Spade Hornyson | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| NuLawrence | Scholar | Proto-Babyjak | Wholesome | Unhanged Brunetto | Hornyson | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Babyjak | Impish Soyak | Emmanuel | Colorjak | Massjak | Female Gapejak | Gapejak Front | Rapeson | I would never | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Impish Soyak Ears | Soylita | Terryjak | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Ishish Soyak Ears | Impish Meowjak | Impish Amerimutt | Henry | Shoyta | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Proto-Meximutt | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Meximutt | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Mexiaryan | Brazilmutt | Morbidmutt | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Warrior-Z | Brazilaryan | Endmutt | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Beast |
Major Events:
- Wojak is made on krautchan's /int/
- Soyjak is made on 4chan
- First soyduel happens
- /lgbt/ raid
- Operation clean stable the /qa/ shut down
- Soyjak.party founded
- Soyvil war 1 between swedish and norweigen factions of /soy/
- Captain Coal Leaks everyone's IP
- Operation Bleached Bowl happens and colorjaks are used to raid the log' of soyjak.party
- VATHgate happens vinluv is banned and he founds sidson.city
- Lolkek goes rogue and the trannygate incident happens
- Kuz and Soot loyalists start the soyvil war 2
- Jakparty.soy established
- BBC attack happens raiding soyjak wiki with BBC photos done by pro kuz factions
- The great domain drop happens and soyjak.party goes offline
- Soypocalypse one happens and jakparty.soy and soyjak.party shut down
- swinny is founded
- Gradingcaust happens
Now You're Ready To Party!
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