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Coalfarmer

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Why?
Shalom! I am coalfarmer. I use almost every site within the soysphere and if I don't use a site I lurk on it. I also have roughly 4 years of experience within the soysphere and own a soysphere site along with being an admin and janny of a few others. This thread will be an attempt to turn kiwi farm's shiwi or soyjak.party thread into a thread for the entire soysphere. This is because kiwi farms is very rulecucked in the way that they do not allow alot of splinter users. Because of this and the natural shit posty nature of soyjaks the thread has devolved into a public discord for soyjak.party based around a high effort yet very very very old and outdated OP. This thread will try to fix that.

How we got here
The soysphere is an internet community started within 4chan's now defunct /qa/ or /kway/ board.
The board started as a question-and-answer board for moot the owner and creator of 4chan. Eventually moot left and the board was used as a random board as on the current shemmy and sharty. Despite this the first soyjak and the first soyduel would take place on /int/ and /tv/. The first soyjak was made when a man named the swede edited the well known wojak image created by an anonymous poster on krautchan's /int/ board. The edit added stubble and glasses to make fun of the type of "soyboys" who used reddit, kiwi farms, discord, and other non-imageboard platforms. Soyboys are millennial and older gen-Z men who are weak unmasculine, annoying, and liberal. Ironically the maker of the soyboy wojak or "original soyjak" is by definition a soyboy himself using reddit and discord, being a liberal, being unmasculine and (apparently) having a thing for trans black women.
Eventually all these soyposters such as the swede and others would move to /qa/ and make a couple other variants. All would go well for about 3-4 years until /qa/ users would begin raiding boards and discord servers filled with faggots, troons, and pedophiles. This would be a threat to the soysphere or soy community as raiding had been made illegal on 4chan at that point. The final raid which happened was a raid on the /lgbt/ board. This raid led to the board getting locked and all the posters getting banned. This event woudl be called "operation clean stable". It's believed Hiroki (the owner after moot) did this to prevent further criticism of 4chan by off siters and """gay rights groups""" and to prevent in-site board wars.
After this the soy community would move to other boards as rapefugees and multiple sites such as soyjak.party, some endchan and 8chan bunkers, and 6chan would pop up. The most popular out of all these bunkers would prove to be soyjak.party which would go on to become the largest site dominating the soysphere and arguably becoming the true successor to /qa/.
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(left to right) The flag of /qa/, The first wojak, and the first soyjak.

Soyspeak
  • DNB - Dead douche bag Baby a term used to describe, an old gore gif spammed on the early years of soyjak.party also used to describe anything that is inactive or dead. The gore gif itself is banned throughout most of the soysphere now. (thankfully)
  • doctos - also know a dog toes is a term used when seeing something terrifying or disgusting.
  • p' - CSAM
  • oyyy - another term for doctos
  • nusoi - the soysphere's version of newfag
  • namefag - someone who uses a name on imageboards
  • tripfags - someone who uses a name and a trip or password on imageboards
  • niggerhell - where everything below dust on the mineral rating system comes from
  • HWABAG - He Will Always Be A Gem
  • YWNBARW - You Will Never Be A Real Woman
  • DNI - do not interact
  • Shemmychunk - users of the shemmy
  • Soyteen - users of soyjak.party also know as soicucks
  • Chinnypedo - users of chud.win
  • Jassycuck - for pedophiles.
  • Jartycuck - For users of jakparty.soy
  • Swine - for users of swedishwin.com
  • SNCA - shit nobaldi care fan abut
  • SECA - shit everyphono on baldi cares about
  • (((them))) - jews, CIA, admins, jannies, anyone plotting against you
  • nophono - nobody
  • nobaldi - nobody
  • gigger - a gigachan
  • INAG - its not a giga
  • IAG - its a giga
  • NAS - not a soyak
  • IAS - is a soyjak
  • Janny - a moderator, comes from the 4chan and broader chanosphere term "janitor" used to describe moderators as people who sweep up all the bad posts and keep the site clean
  • Log - the index view of a imageboard's posts
  • ru' - a booru
  • big ki' - the soyjak wiki
  • 'pedia - SNCApedia
  • foid - a woman
  • moid - a man
  • though - way to derail threads
  • marge - confusion basically like saying "what?"
  • sneed - a subtle shitpost joke referencing an episode of the Simpsons where homer visits sneed's feed and seed with the joke being the sign which says "formerly chucks" which means it would be "chucks fuck and suck".
  • Frog - pepe and all his subvariants
  • chud - a nazi
  • branigger - a follower of nick Fuentes
Mineral Rating System
The mineral rating system is a system used to rate the quality of soyjaks. The main two are gem for good and coal for bad.

A list of the minerals from good to bad:

Supernova! - The greatest gem ever
Tanzanite - An amazing gem for the world
Soysphere saving gem - An amazing gem for the soysphere
Gemerald - A very good gem
Gem - A gem.
Gold - inbetween ruby and gem
Ruby - Almost a gem
Equinox. - doesnt affect the soysphere at all
Steel - Slightly better iron
Iron - Its alright
Rust - Its alright just not memorable
Anthracite - high effort coal
Coal - Terrible but memorable
Dust - Terrible and unmemorable
Vantablack - Darker and worst than coal
brimstone - So so so bad makes coal look like a gem
Detritus - forgettable brimstone
Soysphere Killing Coal - Coal so bad it KILLS the soysphere
AntiMatter - Something made by satan himself to destroy the world
Singularity... - Something so uniquely bad it kills the entire universe

There are also other ratings used for specific situations:
ID - Vinluv's version of gem
IV - Vinluv's version of coal
Margerald - confusing gem

Topaz - Schizoid gem
Gemruby - mixed ruby and gem
Vantadeath - ore created from death by vantablack
Carbon - the matter which connects gems and coal
 
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I finished the thread but I can't post it because it has too many image apparently
 
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